Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes

[ironman17]

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36445918]I just want some new guns to make the shooties happen.[/QUOTE]
Not just any new weapons, though; weapons that change the way we play our classes. Engineer has a PDA slot now, so we can expect something game-changing for him at least. Hopefully. God I hope he gets something that totally changes the usual Engie playstyles. They'd better not just pop in a goddamn reskin; it'd be a shameful waste of a slot if that were the case.

[Lufttygger306]

I'm getting tired of waiting for something to happen

[Psyke]

If you need more hype or reassurance that this is going to be a good few weeks

let's just take a look at the last meet the video and the content that accompanied the update

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc[/media]

[url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/%C3%9Cber_Update[/url]

[Hogofwar]

I like the apparent rise of use of [url]http://stats.tf[/url] and [url]http://backpack.tf[/url]

huh.

[wunderufl]

As of this afternoon, my USB ports stop working when I play TF2, leaving me stranded in the middle of a map with no keyboard and no mouse. Also, my DVD rom drive literally exploded in a cloud of smoke. And did I mention that sometimes my PC refuses to boot past the first screen?

Methinks a major, game-changing update within the week.

[Sokrates]

HOLY SHIT POOPY JOE IS A MONKEY, MONKEY EATS BANANAS

PYRO IS POOPY JOE!

[wlzshroom]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;36446093]HOLY SHIT POOPY JOE IS A MONKEY, MONKEY EATS BANANAS

PYRO IS POOPY JOE![/QUOTE]
go away

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;36446048]I'm getting tired of waiting for something to happen[/QUOTE]

Find something to pass the time.

I'm watching the Office while playing Pocket Planes.

[architectofgo]

HEY GUISE IS MY BODY READY?

[url]http://tf2b.com/tf2/architectofgoo[/url]

[BuffaloHops]

So do you guys think Valve will top the Uber Update and make the first Update with weapons and/or full sets for every class?

[Sparrowsluck]

[QUOTE=ironman17;36446046]Not just any new weapons, though; weapons that change the way we play our classes. Engineer has a PDA slot now, so we can expect something game-changing for him at least. Hopefully. God I hope he gets something that totally changes the usual Engie playstyles. They'd better not just pop in a goddamn reskin; it'd be a shameful waste of a slot if that were the case.[/QUOTE]

Yeah it would be neat to have weapons that change how classes are played. For instance an explosive weapon, perhaps based on grenades or grenade launchers, for the demoknight.

Nah that's too crazy, they'd never go for it.

[C4rnage]

got 31.44 refineds, 44 dupes weapons, and 1 alt account to idle
i guess i am ready to the update

[Untouch]

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;36445845]Geez you people. You don't need to get the new items the same exact moment when they get released, relax.[/QUOTE]

uh yeah we do if we want craft numbers

[Hogofwar]

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36446108]Find something to pass the time.

I'm watching the Office while playing Pocket Planes.[/QUOTE]

I guess I will play TF2 and read The Long Earth then.

[Acterveld]

I'm not ready and have no metal CRY

[HazzaHardie]

so speculation thread has turned into show your bp thread?

[Rayss]

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36446108]Find something to pass the time.

I'm watching the Office while playing Pocket Planes.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone here recommend Archer (the animated series)? I notice there's some love for it on youtube so I was thinking of watching it on netflix instant. Not that I have anything to lose, but is it actually funny?

Also, sorry for not being "thread-related". I don't think we have much to talk about at the moment so we might as well share some ideas on how to pass the time.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=C4rnage;36446127]got [B]31.44 refineds[/B], 44 dupes weapons, and 1 alt account to idle
i guess i am ready to the update[/QUOTE]

You guess? No man, that's barely anything. I doubt you could even craft one weapon with 31 refined. Maybe an extremely low tier hat, [I]if[/I] any traders felt generous. [I][U]Maybe.[/U][/I] :quagmire:

[Constructor]

Oh gawd I'm optimistic for Svdl. He's definitely getting a set or an item in, but WHICH?!

Or will this be uber update #2 where two of his sets get ingame and one of them is in meet the pyro?

[J-RcZ]

I just won a scrap in a raffle
I'm ready, let's start this.

[evil_mario]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36446117]So do you guys think Valve will top the Uber Update and make the first Update with weapons and/or full sets for every class?[/QUOTE]

Taking into account that tf2 workshop is full of sets for each class, I think that they have half of the job done, so they'd probably add 1 set per class and make a huge update.

[Hogofwar]

[QUOTE=Rayss;36446155]Does anyone here recommend Archer (the animated series)? I notice there's some love for it on youtube so I was thinking of watching it on netflix instant. Not that I have anything to lose, but is it actually funny?

Also, sorry for not being "thread-related". I don't think we have much to talk about at the moment so we might as well share some ideas on how to pass the time.[/QUOTE]

It's good, you have nothing to lose!

[01271]

Remember the uber update and how the solemn vow crafting recipe was a joke about piss and gallstones?
The price of jarate went up to nearly a ref...
I hope we don't get another crafting recipe like that.

[schleimgurke1]

im going to masturbate to pass the time

ill be right back

[DyingAce]

If bored you could read [URL="http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/economics/arbitrage-and-equilibrium-in-the-team-fortress-2-economy/"]this[/URL] or idk play TF2? or the other numerous things the internet holds? Even go outside maybe?

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=evil_mario;36446189]Taking into account that tf2 workshop is full of sets for each class, I think that they have half of the job done, so they'd probably add 1 set per class and make a huge update.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;36446200]im going to masturbate to pass the time

ill be right back[/QUOTE]

See you in 90 seconds. :quagmire:

[OluapPlayer]

Major Update Speculation Thread V5: The Readiness of an Arsonist's Body Edition

[FLUDDGadd]

ill play quantam conundrum and listen to neutral milk hotel to pass the time

[DyingAce]

[QUOTE=Rayss;36446155]Does anyone here recommend Archer (the animated series)? I notice there's some love for it on youtube so I was thinking of watching it on netflix instant. Not that I have anything to lose, but is it actually funny?

Also, sorry for not being "thread-related". I don't think we have much to talk about at the moment so we might as well share some ideas on how to pass the time.[/QUOTE]

What I've seen of it I liked....*goes to find it*

[TheCalzone]

[QUOTE=DyingAce;36446201]If bored you could [B]read[/B] [URL="http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/economics/arbitrage-and-equilibrium-in-the-team-fortress-2-economy/"]this[/URL] or idk play TF2? or the other numerous things the internet holds? [B]Even go outside maybe?[/B][/QUOTE]

take your radical thinking back to suf