Major Update Speculation Thread V4: Tonight's the Night For QR Codes - Games

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36457706]this is a hell of a safe bingo card[/QUOTE] Well I mean, it's what I'm predicting.

i have this pimple on my ass, it hurts like a bitch when i sit down

To whoever posted that Caravan Palace vimeo in this thread, I thank you. I have found the greatest music to have ever graced my ears.

Oh god. What if these updates have been orchestrated by the Pyro himself? Think about it, random items with no rhyme or reason, seemingly useless leads, not a single patch note, with a 'How a Gun Gets Made' featuring a flare gun and finally the Pyro making a blog post? The Pyro has hijacked the blog and the game, jamming the update button at Valve while Robin looks on in horror.

What a plot twist!

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;36457894]Oh god. What if these updates have been orchestrated by the Pyro himself? Think about it, random items with no rhyme or reason, seemingly useless leads, not a single patch note, with a 'How a Gun Gets Made' featuring a flare gun and finally the Pyro making a blog post? The Pyro has hijacked the blog and the game, jamming the update button at Valve while Robin looks on in horror.[/QUOTE] [b]IT'S DISNEY'S ENCHANTED TIKI ROOM ALL OVER AGAIN.[/b]

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;36457894]Oh god. What if these updates have been orchestrated by the Pyro himself? Think about it, random items with no rhyme or reason, seemingly useless leads, not a single patch note, with a 'How a Gun Gets Made' featuring a flare gun and finally the Pyro making a blog post? The Pyro has hijacked the blog and the game, jamming the update button at Valve while Robin looks on in horror.[/QUOTE] I wish I had the footage where Dan and Evo from Space Station Sillicon Valley/Evo's Space Adventure are screaming their asses off when they're about to crash.

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;36457837]Would someone mind filling me in on the happenings of the last day or so?[/QUOTE] Blog Updated with how to make a Flare Gun (the Scorch Shot) and just a bunch of "MMMPH!"s. Adult Swim announced that they're partnering with Valve for something (televised Meet the Pyro, a miniseries, or televised Saxxies seem likely). The junk items (fish, cheese, etc.) change their descriptions to a Sherlock Holmes quote when you use the Medic Holmes set and crafting two bananas unleashes all manner a crazy juju. Also something about morse code that spelled out "M O N D A Y". For more information, check the OP or go to your local library.

Expected Release of Update: Monday 25th June Somehow I think i'll be playing the update a few days after with the heavy load from downloading the update at different steam servers. Happened with the Portal 2 Perpetual testing initiative. And now this clusterfuck is gonna happen to TF2...God I love this game!

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36458022]Blog Updated with how to make a Flare Gun (the Scorch Shot) and just a bunch of "MMMPH!"s. Adult Swim announced that they're partnering with Valve for something (televised Meet the Pyro, a miniseries, or televised Saxxies seem likely). The junk items (fish, cheese, etc.) change their descriptions to a Sherlock Holmes quote when you use the Medic Holmes set and crafting two bananas unleashes all manner a crazy juju. Also something about morse code that spelled out "M O N D A Y". For more information, check the OP or go to your local library.[/QUOTE] Thank you very much.

[QUOTE=Yhrite;36458024]Expected Release of Update: Monday 25th June Somehow I think i'll be playing the update a few days after with the heavy load from downloading the update at different steam servers. Happened with the Portal 2 Perpetual testing initiative. And now this clusterfuck is gonna happen to TF2...God I love this game![/QUOTE] i hope it doesn't come out on monday. i want a multi day release like mtm. it was so much more fun than just being thrown everything.

I want it Thursday or Friday, so the dropcap can reset.

Hey, cool, that was my band in college, "Poopy Joe Is Important."

[QUOTE=psyke;36458040]i hope it doesn't come out on monday. i want a multi day release like mtm. it was so much more fun than just being thrown everything.[/QUOTE] When they say monday they probably mean it'll begin on monday.

[QUOTE=psyke;36458040]i hope it doesn't come out on monday. i want a multi day release like mtm. it was so much more fun than just being thrown everything.[/QUOTE] Hrm, what is the longest update so far? I mean, which update has taken the most days from start to finish, like how the Uber Update started with the bird shit and ended with the scootin' fruity taunt? I have only been playing since April of 2011, and while have been watching somewhat since mid 2009, I'm not sure what those updates' lengths were.

monday will probably be day 1 [editline]23rd June 2012[/editline] can't wait to see the new weapons, hear the new sounds, see the new animations. It's been so long.

Clearly this is all just hype for Pro Cycle Manager 2012, and the ensuing Bicycle Helm for Scout and Soldier we'll be getting. I'm not even fucking joking, rainbows thread, you saw what they did with the football manager and now that scarf is fucking everywhere and all the kids want it.

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;36458118]Hrm, what is the longest update so far? I mean, which update has taken the most days from start to finish, like how the Uber Update started with the bird shit and ended with the scootin' fruity taunt? I have only been playing since April of 2011, and while have been watching somewhat since mid 2009, I'm not sure what those updates' lengths were.[/QUOTE] War. easily.

Yep, War went on for awhile.

i joined almost exactly a week after WAR! and missed everything can someone fill me in how it went?

Valve Software and Adult Swim present the 2nd Annual Saxxy Awards.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36458295]Yep, War went on for awhile.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=psyke;36458288]War. easily.[/QUOTE] Thought so. How long was it?

[QUOTE=ajrhug;36458311]i joined almost exactly a week after WAR! and missed everything can someone fill me in how it went?[/QUOTE] Some people ran around shooting other classes as their respected classes to add to their kill counter, Engineers cried out then were silenced, the DemoKnight was born, a bunch of people made kill farming servers, and people drew some ecchi tsundere fan art of the demo and soldier and some of it was submitted for the propaganda contest. then the soldier won.

Aw, Quantum Conundrum is too high-end to run on my shitbox, so I've gotta wait for them to patch in graphical options that go beyond the resolution :sad: Oh well, atleast there's TF2 and it's Summa Thyme.

[QUOTE=ajrhug;36458311]i joined almost exactly a week after WAR! and missed everything can someone fill me in how it went?[/QUOTE] i belive it all started with a friendship has been detected blog post then new audio for the announcer that would inform players who'd chosen soldier or demo that "he is your enemy not your friend" soon after a comic. then the two got weapons then the kill counter added. then the art contest feel freecorrect me if that's in the wrong order also has demoman ever gotten his own. update. just for him? he always seems to ahem. get sets in other peoples updates

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36458358]Some people ran around shooting other classes as their respected classes to add to their kill counter, Engineers cried out then were silenced, the DemoKnight was born, a bunch of people made kill farming servers, and people drew some ecchi tsundere fan art of the demo and soldier and some of it was submitted for the propaganda contest. then the soldier won.[/QUOTE] It was a long and horrible fight, but it was such a great victory.

[QUOTE=ajrhug;36458311]i joined almost exactly a week after WAR! and missed everything can someone fill me in how it went?[/QUOTE] Mofuckas be like, shootin', kakakakakakakakakakakow!

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;36458387]Mofuckas be like, shootin', kakakakakakakakakakakow![/QUOTE] pop pop pop watchin' mothafuckas drop

FP In a nutshell when Monday comes! :D [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bd030.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;36458405]pop pop pop watchin' mothafuckas drop[/QUOTE] Doesn't the picture say the N word