TF2 General chat and everything that isn't TF2 - May
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[QUOTE=Dan*;35797696]Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?[/QUOTE]
I think I did that vice versa yesterday.
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797696]Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?[/QUOTE]
hey my mum walked in while i was reading the 'would you fap to the above image' thread
i don't think we've had a proper conversation since
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797696]Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?[/QUOTE]
a bullet through the head does it.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;35797763]My mum's never walked in on me fapping because she respects my privacy.[/QUOTE]
I guess my parents do too, but who looks at porn at fucking 3:30 in the afternoon?
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797778]I guess my parents do too, but who looks at porn at fucking 3:30 in the afternoon?[/QUOTE]
*awkwardly rises hand*
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797696]Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?[/QUOTE]
your dad is in porn?
cool.
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797696]Dad walked in on my porn (I wasn't fapping) , does anyone know any painless methods of suicide?[/QUOTE]
Fap to the death.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;35797763]My mum's never walked in on me fapping because she respects my privacy.[/QUOTE]
I remember when I used to live with my stoner housemate he'd always barge into my room asking me if he wanted to go drive down to the store to get some munchies.
My door served about as much of a purpose in keeping people out as the one in Seinfeld did.
[QUOTE=Dan*;35797778]I guess my parents do too, but who looks at porn at fucking 3:30 in the afternoon?[/QUOTE]
I've done that plenty of times, only got caught once, but that was because I was stupid and watched it on my mum's laptop.
On the couch
with the window behind me so everyone could see it
my brother came home thru the backgarden
luckely he's cool and didn't tell anyone
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35797813]
with the window behind me so everyone could see it[/QUOTE]
why the fuck
[QUOTE=DatHarry;35797827]why the fuck[/QUOTE]
I was one dumb fuck a year ago
I think we can all mostly mutually agree that there's little to no bad times to look at porn.
Except during funerals and court cases, which I found out the hard way in consecutive order.
[QUOTE=LaughingStock;35797806]your dad is in porn?
cool.[/QUOTE]
Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrm
HOly shit Iam laughing too hard at this
I've never been caught fapping because I do it while I'm alone or eveyone's asleep.
Nobody cares about fapping stories it's the TF2 thread not the tissues threa-
[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6e/Backpack_Toss-Proof_Towel.png[/IMG]
Oh wait.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;35797875]Who faps in public.[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if this is an empathetic question or a disgusted statement.
i would discuss this conversation if i wasnt at school :v:
[QUOTE=dragonitemaster;35797946]i would discuss this conversation if i wasnt at school :v:[/QUOTE]
Fap in class.
TF2 General Chat Thread:When and where you fap edition
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;35797875]Who faps in public.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02170/Jason-Russell_2170297b.jpg[/IMG]
he does
Fapping?
Pff, I have people to do that for me!
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;35797875]Who faps in public.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://geektyrant.com/storage/page-images/Pee%20Wee%20HBO.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1296706005790[/img]
He does.
Weirdest place you've fapped?
[sp]School[/sp]
[QUOTE=residntevl;35798028]Weirdest place you've fapped?
[sp]School[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]School[/sp]
Hey guys. I found this picture earlier today and i said to myself "What if..."
[IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/L1LC/c58ed3c4befbe1dbcd5140a68757a0a5.jpg[/IMG]
So i opened up photoshop and did a few edits.
[IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/L1LC/EnigeeTF2.png[/IMG]
Waddia think?
