TF2 General chat and everything that isn't TF2 - May - Games

[QUOTE=ded;35865749]does it involve Ern trying to have sex with me?[/QUOTE] No but it involves something far worse.

[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;35866150]Just finished playing max payne 2, about like 30 minutes in my session, Mona and Max start fucking. Amazing.[/QUOTE] Is it wrong that I imagined Max the rabbit and Mona the vampire having sex?

I think I can honestly say that ded is the one TF2R user that I actually [I]haven't[/I] tried to seduce :v:

Aside from this crew of freaks, you mean?

[QUOTE=Hatley;35866483]Aside from this crew of freaks, you mean?[/QUOTE] [I]Eck'scuze me govna' but we'se pra'fer ta be called a band off goonz, iat's mach mo' soff'isticayted.[/I]

well its surprising how long it can take to get internet for when the place you're moving to is only a mile or so away. anywho im back and thanks to a "friend" who gave me some cartoons on a USB drive [sp]im a brony oh gosh why[/sp]

so I looked up SCP just for fun to see what it was all you people were playing and talking about and mother of god how are you all not completely wracked with fear all the time that god damn statue

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;35866594]so I looked up SCP just for fun to see what it was all you people were playing and talking about and mother of god how are you all not completely wracked with fear all the time that god damn statue[/QUOTE] SCP has all kinds, there are some interesting and some horrifying, but if the statue scares you, you haven't seen the least of it.

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;35866594]so I looked up SCP just for fun to see what it was all you people were playing and talking about and mother of god how are you all not completely wracked with fear all the time that god damn statue[/QUOTE] We became desensitized due to much more gory shit. And porn. Lots of porn.

[QUOTE=mooman1080;35866617]SCP has all kinds, there are some interesting and horrifying, but if the statue scares you, you haven't seen the least of it.[/QUOTE] I'm really glad I didn't look further then I heard the description of the featureless face in the endless staircase and shivers just went down my spine as I was typing it who even came up with all that stuff?!

also my birthday was april 9th so i missed that fp popup. how sad

[QUOTE=TentuZero;35866620]We became desensitized due to much more gory shit. And porn. Lots of porn.[/QUOTE] I see a lot of porn too and it hasn't desensitized me at all.

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;35866630]I'm really glad I didn't look further then I heard the description of the featureless face in the endless staircase and shivers just went down my spine as I was typing it who even came up with all that stuff?![/QUOTE] There are some that really, well, [i][url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231]go there[/url][/i] too.

[QUOTE=mooman1080;35866699]There are some that really, well, [i][url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231]go there[/url][/i] too.[/QUOTE] Oh my god I think I need to lie down now

[QUOTE=Ern;35866367]I think I can honestly say that ded is the one TF2R user that I actually [I]haven't[/I] tried to seduce :v:[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1175470?p=35603191&viewfull=1#post35603191[/url] you just dun remember

[B]TF2 General Chat: Spooky As Fuck Edition Ft. Ern fucking a lot of people.[/B] [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/91/Seal_Mask.png/645px-Seal_Mask.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Archimedes;35866807][B]TF2 General Chat: Spooky As Fuck Edition Ft. Ern fucking a lot of people.[/B] [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/91/Seal_Mask.png/645px-Seal_Mask.png[/img][/QUOTE] You can all be my cripple-bitches.

This place is like prison. Everyone wants to kill yer or fuck yer, sometimes both. The only difference is you're being incarcerated by your own will.

[QUOTE=Ern;35866828]You can all be my cripple-bitches.[/QUOTE] TF2 General Chat: [I]Suspiciously Lemon Scented Edition[/I]

[QUOTE=Archimedes;35865867]I still like the way Guitarplayer described her: "Bacon Waifu". Used that as a steam name for a week or two.[/QUOTE] I think I said "Bacon-chan" but close enough. :v: Laptop fixed so now you poor guys have to deal with my constant shitty posting and other things.

[QUOTE=Ern;35866828]You can all be my cripple-bitches.[/QUOTE] Does that mean I need to break my legs with a sledgehammer before you would ever want to talk to me? That might happen... or not... hopefully not...

I really want to buy Salvador's S. Huntsman, but.. Aggh.

[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;35866861]Does that mean I need to break my legs with a sledgehammer before you would ever want to talk to me? That might happen... or not... hopefully not...[/QUOTE] No, just set yourself on fire and kill your parents.

[QUOTE=Ern;35866828]You can all be my cripple-bitches.[/QUOTE] I might have a clusterfuck of deficiencies crippling me, but I ain't yo bitch.

[QUOTE=Ern;35866874]No, just set yourself on fire and kill your parents.[/QUOTE] I'm getting close. Good.

Why is it so hard to sell service medals? All i need is 2 buds so i can buy this unusual i want :suicide:

[QUOTE=Hatley;35866843]This place is like prison. Everyone wants to kill yer or fuck yer, sometimes both. The only difference is you're being incarcerated by your own will.[/QUOTE] That remindes me something I learned about prison a while back. Basically, if one inmate leaves a candy bar on the pillow of another inmate, it means they're uh... [I]sweet on them[/I] and eating that candy bar can lead to uh... [I]things naturally progressing from where you think they would[/I]. It was from an interview of a Canadian bushiness man or politician who'd been incarcerated because of some fraud, so it may not be mutually truthful for all prison systems, or perhaps even truthful at all. However, with that information regarding the candy in mind, please (re)watch this video: [video=youtube;UYbV4Po8cCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbV4Po8cCQ&list=UUPcIwIn5WO6_o_vXF8SXx3w&index=22&feature=plcp[/video]

[QUOTE=Cructo;35866910]hot[/QUOTE] You should be ashamed. Go sit in the corner. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Archimedes;35866921]That remindes me something I learned about prison a while back. Basically, if one inmate leaves a candy bar on the pillow of another inmate, it means they're uh... [I]sweet on them[/I] and eating that candy bar can lead to uh... [I]things naturally progressing from where you think they would[/I]. It was from an interview of a Canadian bushiness man or politician who'd been incarcerated because of some fraud, so it may not be mutually truthful for all prison systems, or perhaps even truthful at all. However, with that information regarding the candy in mind, please (re)watch this video: [video=youtube;UYbV4Po8cCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbV4Po8cCQ&list=UUPcIwIn5WO6_o_vXF8SXx3w&index=22&feature=plcp[/video][/QUOTE] Politicians ought to be incarcerated as soon as they get the job anyway.

[QUOTE=Ern;35866874]No, just set yourself on fire and kill your parents.[/QUOTE] Bwuh... fire is hot, and i love my papa and mama D: I cant possibly do all that without killing myself afterwards!

[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;35866947]Bwuh... fire is hot, and i love my papa and mama D: I cant possibly do all that without killing myself afterwards![/QUOTE] Do that. Have sex with Ern. Kill yourself. Die happily. Meanwhile: [url]http://tf2r.com/kivboie.html[/url]