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haha what the fuck did I just watch. Not at all what I imagined it to be, but absolutely hilarious.

Site is back to full speed now. That's good. Oh fuck pageking.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;36518171]Well that was kinda lame It was half what I was expecting, but it sucks knowing the Pyro really is some dumb idiot[/QUOTE] He isn't necessarily dumb, hes just really fucking insane.

[QUOTE=Teddi Orange;36519003]This is a Meet the video. They're not designed to carry on the "lore" of TF2, but to show the character, who they are and any influences. Meet the Pyro actually excels at what it does. To break it down - - Your average pyro runs around with W+M1 just spraying EVERYTHING with fire. No matter what it is or who they are, they tend to charge into any situation blissfully knowing that they'll probably end up on top. - We've learned that the Pyro is the most feared character on the entire Team, so much so that even the respective team the Pyro is on fears it. - As a result of the LSD trip we've seen that the Pyro believes every action it does is a good action and makes the world that bit sweeter. In reality he is burning everything to the ground. The fact the Pyro believes this means that the limit for him becoming inhumane is miles away (even nonexistent). The quality surpasses what was expected and it explains the Pyro perfectly.[/QUOTE] You're as high as the Pyro if you think this not only meets but SURPASSES the quality expected by most people. It's a fucking two minute video that shows the pyro running around being batfuck insane and burning things, which are THINGS WE ALREADY KNOW. The video has no substance and no significance, but it's the most important Meet The video to date, and the most anticipated piece of TF2 media. Considering how important and significant it is, it fucking sucks.

Has anyone turned on captions and looked at what they say? Not sure if I am late or not, but some interesting/amusing parts: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3oLBl.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIgOt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o2FRR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YryQo.jpg[/IMG] What do the numbers mean?

I say that girls would love watching Meet the Pyro...

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;36519005][url]http://store.valvesoftware.com/new.php[/url] Much more new Merchandise[/QUOTE] I still have my Meet the Medic lithograph, maybe I'll pick up the "Real Life Pyro" one too.

The numbers Mason..

[QUOTE=Crash15;36518908]please no retards will just rename it after mlp[/QUOTE] If not We would need some warhammer items to bring balance to the game

Are people forgetting that Valve said this video's concept was completed before Meet the Medic? The reason they released Meet the Medic first is to match the order of class updates.

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[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36519037]Guys are you completely forgetting about that text that was under Day 3 before? They probably want to give us an hour or so to watch the video before we get the items.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I completely forgot about it, this makes sense. Lets wait a little bit.

[QUOTE=The Best;36519073]Has anyone turned on captions and looked at what they say? Not sure if I am late or not, but some interesting/amusing parts: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3oLBl.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIgOt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o2FRR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YryQo.jpg[/IMG] What do the numbers mean?[/QUOTE] Oh [I]my[/I] [I][U]god.[/U][/I] .... [B]VALVEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/B]

why are people complaining that this was too short? every single meet the team video besides spy, medic, and pyro were less than 2 minutes long

Now that I look at it, I think that's the time that those lyrics start and end

[QUOTE=Erfly;36519117]Oh yeah, I completely forgot about it, this makes sense. Lets wait a little bit.[/QUOTE] What was the text?

That scene when the pyro enters the wooden house (something like 0:33) and the camera focus on it's flamethrower was more frightening than most horror films I ever saw.

[QUOTE=The Best;36519073]Has anyone turned on captions and looked at what they say? Not sure if I am late or not, but some interesting/amusing parts: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3oLBl.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIgOt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o2FRR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YryQo.jpg[/IMG] What do the numbers mean?[/QUOTE] The numbers are what points in seconds the subtitles should begin and end. Nothing ARGy.

[QUOTE=solid_jake;36519089]The numbers Mason..[/QUOTE] Lol'd

[QUOTE=The Best;36519073]Has anyone turned on captions and looked at what they say? Not sure if I am late or not, but some interesting/amusing parts: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3oLBl.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIgOt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o2FRR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YryQo.jpg[/IMG] What do the numbers mean?[/QUOTE] Maybe it was just a reference for valve to know how to sync up the music. It was probably left unintentionally.

Well whatever, I enjoyed the video! Yes, it wasn't quite as good as Meet the Medic, but I certainly didn't expect the magical delusions of cherubs and ponies. It's hilarious in itself, showing this happy little thing, juxtaposed with the flashes of actual killing. So yeah. I know people are going to continue bitching about Meet the Pyro, but I liked it, so there's my two cents. Also, lest we forget, that Valve upheld their promise to release Source Filmmaker once the Meet the Team videos are done. LETS BE HYPED ABOUT THAT, PLEASE. Oh, and day three of the update. Pretty hyped about that, too. Hope I can use that magic Flamethrower in game

Oh my god, the ARG continues?

First we had teasers for Meet the Pyro, now meet the pyro is teasing at ballonicorns. VALVE!

So that explains why the Pyro also has the colorful purse in the team locker.

[QUOTE=Inept;36519154]Maybe it was just a reference for valve to know how to sync up the music. It was probably left unintentionally.[/QUOTE] This is Valve we're talking about here.

[img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/P3432_Main.png[/img] [img]http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/P3431_Main.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;36519071]You're as high as the Pyro if you think this not only meets but SURPASSES the quality expected by most people. It's a fucking two minute video that shows the pyro running around being batfuck insane and burning things, which are THINGS WE ALREADY KNOW. The video has no substance and no significance, but it's the most important Meet The video to date, and the most anticipated piece of TF2 media. Considering how important and significant it is, it fucking sucks.[/QUOTE] So what were you expecting? That we get to see what the Pyro actually is?

[QUOTE=Wolfz;36519016]wtf is this pony shit...[/QUOTE] Why is anything with rainbows or vivid colors referred to MLP nowadays? I think stuff like that was around way before that stupid show.

Heres the song aswell [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiNtC4kURk[/media]

[QUOTE=The Best;36519073]Has anyone turned on captions and looked at what they say? Not sure if I am late or not, but some interesting/amusing parts: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3oLBl.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIgOt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o2FRR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YryQo.jpg[/IMG] What do the numbers mean?[/QUOTE] Broken subtitle time-markers, Youtube does that sometimes.