Bid farewell to your cranium, you self-pleasuring git.
It appears that you have ran through a motorway filled with oncoming vehicles and sustained major injury
You are similar to an automobile collision in motion slower than physically possible
Would you like to have another assesment of your condition?
You appear to also be horrendously hideous!
Some poor chap will have to use a strong adhesive to reassemble your body, in Hell.
I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium! I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium! I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium!
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I live there.
I would like to take this opportunity to say that I am much obliged for your ability to remain stationary, you particularly masturbatory fellow.
They shall have to reassemble thy body in hell.
Wah, let pain manifest itself as tears more oft than this.
Well look at that. The fine gentleman in the suit has changed his form to be a deceased man.
The world shall be grateful for the contribution I have made by slaying you, you despicable beast.
You must move your equipment to a more forward position!
I am lifting a contraption that releases health and ammunition!
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;20987765]I live there.[/QUOTE]
Me too. Nice state.
May I request that you place the device known as a dispenser here?
I am of the opinion that there can be no more than one
That spy is most definitely not a spy of our possesion
I've graciously penned my name onto this fine team as to savagely murder unsatisfactory larvae such as yourself.
Administrator: I wish you to become more aware as there may be a member of the opposite affiliation in our place of residence.
Soldier: I am in fact outraged at the concept of there being a gentlemen of the RED congregation in our centre of operations.
Admin: I believe our first piority should be to prevent all attempts of theft of our secret intelligence.
Soldier: I agree, that we now require to defend the area that the briefcase is held.
Scout: I require assistance at this time in opening this entrance.
Soldier: I wish to inform you that the code for the security device attatched to the wall is in fact a series of ones.
Heavy: I am approaching you at this time.
Scout: The briefcase is still here, this is quite a relief.
Spy: Ahem. Gentlemen.
Spy: I am able to see that the briefcase containing our secrets is in fact safe from said opposing member at this time.
Soldier: The briefcase is safe, the person not of our faction has not obtained it.
Scout: Yes, it is.
Spy: Tell me, did anyone happen to fatally attack the intruder while taking the route from the point at which you were to where you are now?
Spy: It seems you all did not, Then we still have an issue that needs to be corrected immediatly.
Soldier: And a sharp utensil for slicing aswell.
Scout: I do not believe that this is actually a problem, as I have caused many spies to cease surrender their life. They are relatively standard people who have a tendency to put just such utensils in peoples backs.
Hmm, Not sure if i'm any good at this, perhaps someone would continue for me?
Absolutely incredible, Would you feast your eyes on this marvelous specimen.
("Woo-wee, would ya' look at that")
Bid a loving farewell to the secretive excrement of which belongs to you.
Ah Fine Sir may I reccomend a more industrious Product
Myeth Rear anus
You sir, are of the maggot variety.
Excuse me, my good companion, but it has come to my attention that your being has just occupied the same space as a piece of ammunition from an explosive launching weapon.
If our Lord in Heaven had desired for you to live and prosper on this Earth, I daresay He would not, in all his wisdom, created me.
Where can i find a something that makes sentences into Victorian English?
You bacteria eating in a motion of sucking through the mouth in the form of wooden baskets.
If any of you are men of true stature, I would most highly appreciate it if one of said gentlemen would assist me in quickly obtaining and capturing the point of interest, alongside my person, I must add.
(Heavy: Who is man enough to help capture point with me?)
You are reckless and quick to shoot, my dearest friend Sandvich, but you are most certainly a very good police officer indeed.
[QUOTE=Gorm;20991852]Where can i find a something that makes sentences into Victorian English?[/QUOTE]
use your brain.
I will finish Get aquanted with a Dashing Rouge for you
If you could defeat them, I do not believe they had a skill level such as mine, and were not as high caliber as the man in this building.
Excuse me, but are you infact the president of Cette Gentlemanne's group of fans?
No, but in actuality, that statement applies more directly to your Mother.
Well, I am astonished.
Ooh. I am intrigued!
Please hand me those pornographic images of my mother.
Now, please listen to my words, or I fear sexual images with your mother will be small compared to other dangers you will face.
The Gent has already passed our defense.
MY AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUN HAS FALLEN
You can see with evidence what has happened to our fallen comrades!
And the most terrifiyng piece of evidence, the gent could in reality, be using our identity.
He could infact be you, He could infact be Me!
EXCUSE ME!
I do not understand your query! It was plain simple to understand that gent was the Spy! Watch, spies will turn they're proper hue. Keep looking at his corpse. Should be soon. See! Oh, no. Pardon me. That is the fine man's bodily fluids.
So, we still have a bit of a concern to deal with then?
Indeed. Who would like to assist me in finding this Spy?
Facing the opposite direction.
LE STAB
Ahhh... My beautiful little cauliflower. How I love you.
KNOW, GET TO KNOW THE OPERATOR OF HEAVY WEAPONRY
Greetings. I am Known as the operator of heavy machinery.
And this? This is my utensil for firing projectiles.
She weighs over 40 pounds, and can project projectles and X miles per second.
Did you know, it would cost you 400,000 Shillings simply to utilise this weapon for no more than 12 seconds?
haha! I am enjoying a hearty laugh.
Some gents believe they can defeat me in a match of minds.
But, I have ceased to discover someone who can outsmart my projectile.
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If I could pardon you gents for a minute, Does anyone here have the knowledge of what Sucking heads is trying to say? Because I was here with my good chap Keith, and he was unaware. I believe there is nothing wrong with cet statement, it is about eating, No?
Fine Sir, I do not believe we currently have time to discuss this. Perhaps later.
Capital Idea.
Good Lord! I am astonished! It is in fact a small theme park designed for children!
I believe occasionly it feels like we are supervising a small child.
Indeed. A small child who has extensive knowledge of foul cusses and the abilities to utilise a variety of firearms.
It is now upon me to inform your next of kin that your performed poorly in your last efforts.
I was informed I would be doing combat with men of the full grown variety.
I say, you seem to have leaked bodily fluids upon my person.
After much thought on the subject, I have come to the conclusion that your skills as a medical professional are sub-par!
Do not fret for your replacement, as I am sure you can find any old chap for your role.
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