Please, my fair sir, go right along, leave my presence in an anguished fashion from here! It shall make our moods delightful!
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I do fear a agent provocateur is debilitating my gatekeeper!
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Old chap.
I dare say you RED team chaps wouldn't know how to disfigure a spinal column of vertebrate if... OWW MY BACKBONE!
[editline]11:55PM[/editline]
Best I could do...
*Takes a Sip of a Carbonated Beverage*
Thy Enemy can't hit me as I am moving to fast for the bullets to hit me
Nah nah nah. nah nah
Present thy version at me
Valued teammember with wound-treating experience!
(MEEEEEDDIIIIIIC!!!!)
"Loitering in the same location like a foolish imbecile."
"Fly Larvae!"
"Oh, your firearm expels medical treatment. It is very imposing."
Excuse me, but which of you over there happen to be outright emotional?
If you will bear with me I will assume a jetpack like position on the back of my medically trained friend.
Raus! Raus!
Fzzzragadadadadadawaah ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bid farewell to your head, one who practises masturbation!
What scoundrel has placed their dirty hands upon my beloved weapon?!
I would be deeply indebted to thee if thou wouldst position an instantaneous transportation unit at this location.
(Deploy a teleporter here)
It would appear that the profession of infiltration and masquerade is no longer unique to myself.
(It seems I am not the only spy)
I contently advise you to engage in a motion of the arms indicating resentment or sadness over becoming apart from another being. That someone being the very head that sits atop your shoulders! I appear to have created a humorous situation, as participating in this action is an impossible feat, as the participant is well deceased!
Oh, ho, I am quite the witty, original gentleman.
You appear to have expired; this does not come as a shock to any and all persons with whom you were working at the time.
What physicli weaker gent, send the little kid's to prove they're skills of combat?
I find your passing very amusing.
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A traitor is sabotaging my teleportation device using an electromagnetic apparatus.
"SPAH SAPPEN MAH TELEPORTER" if it was not obvious
What allows me to excel in the profession of demolition? If I were not of such a skillset, I believe that I would in fact not be placed in this seat, discussing said skills with you.
Why make fun of a nice and polite laungage? :(
[QUOTE=Chekko;21011294]Why make fun of a nice and polite laungage? :([/QUOTE]
I must say Irishman, your inability to speak proper english deeply infuriates me.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;21011392]I must say Irishman, your inability to speak proper english deeply infuriates me.[/QUOTE]
I must agree with your statement, Ol' Chap.
Indeed.
I dare any of you to do this line:
Consider yourself dominated, you scotch son of a bitch!
(This thread is epic.)
Good sir, if you approach me in such a manner again, I shall be forced to relocate your wrench up your posterior.
Oh, and...
Sir, you may condsider yourself killed numerous times by me, you offspring of a feminine dog from the Highlands!
My dear boy, I am going to remove that silly look from your face with my musket!
Gaze upon you, you appear to give off the idea that you have strolled at a brisk pace through oncoming automobiles.
(Look at you, you look like you ran through traffic!)
Meanwhile, in Victorian England's view of other countries:
BLU Scout: Bar bar bar bar!
RED Spy: Bar bar bar.*stab*
BLU Scout: Bar BAAAAARGH*dead*
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;21013924]Meanwhile, in Victorian England's view of other countries:
BLU Scout: Bar bar bar bar!
RED Spy: Bar bar bar.*stab*
BLU Scout: Bar BAAAAARGH*dead*[/QUOTE]
Barbarians, all of them. :wotwot:
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