"And if that particular attempt doesn't success, use larger quantity of projectile propelling weapon devices."
-snip-
Well gents, it is notified that the red gentleman, is yet in our headquerters.
The country known as Scotland is in fact fititious, you are actually a man of Anglo-Saxon descent, and wearing a frock.
(Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress.)
Respected persons with whom I generally associate with
(Gentlemen.)
Do not flee! It is just a simple harmless lunchmeat known as ham!
The greatest Bologna! The perfect power for making infants deceased!
Allow me to sum up a number of items in my possession which sadly you lack; an organ for the filtration of imbibed liquid, which is in adequate condition, the ability to distinguish objects based on their relative distance from my person, and a flow of red lifeblood throught your body caused by the machinations of an internal pump.
[i] Here's what i have that you dont: A functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse![/i]
Here's one from a Youtube Poop:
Tell me, fine compainions in warfare, did anyone happen to penetrate with their genetilia on your mother?
Nowt? Then, we still seem to contain an issue. (from the back) And a large, sharp, pointy killing device!
I loathe you, my aboriginal companionable.
They nominate me as the same as the mytologhical creature known as a cyclops,by my skin tone and by my nacionality.
Esteemed colleagues, It has come to my attention that forward momentum must applied to our compact combustible trolley for it is impossible for heir trolley self propel.
I have observed that you are deceased. This does not come as a shock to me.
Vielen Dank für stehend an der richtigen Stelle für mich zu den Punkten i beschaffen sind von Zerstörung Ihres Lebens empfangen.
:v:
Thank you for standing in the appropriate spot for me to procure the points I have recieved from destroying your life.
[b]ORIGINAL[/b]
Danke... dummkopfs
Obese, obese, obese-y obese, obese!
My good sirs, I do believe we should start POOSHING LEEDLE KART
"Say goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
Translates to:
"Please say farewell to your secret body wastes, unintelligent rump."
The Scout's mom is absolutely scrumptious.
Medic!
"Excuse me, I am in need of medical attention"
Whats funny is that those quotes are both from TFC.
I am currently finished with occupying myself with such childish frivolousness, sir.
[sp]Im done playing games with you, boy.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;20987688]
I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium! I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium! I shall proceed to strike you with my cranium![/QUOTE]
Ahaha, right as a finished reading that, your avatar started clapping. Nice timing, gir.
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Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts
I say,it seems that now would be the appropriate time for you to wish sincere statements regarding to your separation of you and the caps upon your knees, you fool.
Chew, chew, chew. Chew, chew.
Sandwich and I shall bring pain to your arse.
What have we been teached today, old chap? I am always victorious.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;21171063]Sandwich and I shall bring pain to your arse.[/QUOTE]
Now don't tell me you didn't re-read that.
Gentlemen.
Whoa necro bump!
"Gentlemen I see our Briefcase containing all of our plans is in a secure spot."
Larval phase of the Musca domestica!!
[QUOTE=kevinseven;21717221]Whoa necro bump!
"Gentlemen I see our Briefcase containing all of our plans is in a secure spot."[/QUOTE]
Gentlemen, I see our Briefcase containing all of our plans is being taken without our consent, do be a dear and help me retrieve it.
I have asked you repeatedly not to place your hands on my prized possessions, and now you reap the bitter consequences.
"I told you not to touch that darn thing."
It is not usually work done by a man such as me, but I am amused that I have done the deed.
"Not usually my job, But..*low chuckle*."
I am glad to inform you that i am in the process of what new folks call an "Übercharge"
(I am ze ubermench)
Forgive me for my unawareness, what did you tend to say, sandvich?. Decease all of them fine gentlemen?, Wonderful idea.
[sp]What was that sandvich?, kill them all?. Good idea[/sp]
Dear sir, you seem to be standing atop the exploding device that could cause harm your personage and others nearby.
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