I do believe that one of us, is actually someone else!
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;21721133]I do believe that one of us, is actually someone else![/QUOTE]
I am under the assumption that this agent is not actually an agent working for our company.
Le Divine Bow
Yes, I don't know what Victorian English is but what I've read is similar and yes my language is not English.
Monsieur.
I find it more fun to decipher quotes in here rather than make one up.
My good fellow, I warned you not to enter the general vicinity of that object that I erected in that position earlier, it was the obvious cause of your death.
I am a young man, dancing for joy at the demise of that terribly evil man that I did dislike.
Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit!
[QUOTE='[TrSB]Drako;21724454']Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit![/QUOTE]
No ur wrong.
It's "Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks!"
"Would the last one of you fine gentleman who remains standing after this battle please secure the entrance?"
"Last one alive lock the door!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
Translates to:
"I believe I am causing you to die many times, you rather rounded, hairless, dapper man."
Dear god! I appear to be transitioning from the state of solidity to that of liquid!
Grass grow
Bird fly
And Old chap..I Bewonder people
"I will never stop OWNING you!" - Scout
OR:
I will never cease to attack you and destroy you in the most humiliating ways of complete and total defeat.
"Imma headbutt yeh!" - Scout
Or:
"I'm going to bump my cranium into your skull!"
I dare say, this machine has broken into pieces and cannot control its Epic Failness Meter
"Spah sappin mah sentry!"
An individual engaged in espionage is presently using means of electo-magnetic devices to destroy one of my numerous multi-purpose, primarily defense based inventions!
Dear sirs, I do say we request a posh packe of sound from the one and only Tappe, to increase the intelligence of those that engage in the usage of this entertainment device.
(Tappe's Valve)
[QUOTE=Kolovsky;21739817]I dare say, this machine has broken into pieces and cannot control its Epic Failness Meter[/QUOTE]
Hmm
Can't figure it out...
[b] [i]Attention patrons! It would be most apparent that the allotted time originally stated for the practise of your warfare has expired before you fulfilled your expected goals. As a result you are now both party to additional time to be allowed until you complete the aforementioned goals post haste![/b] [/i]
[b] [i]Attention patrons! It would be most apparent that the allotted time originally stated for the practise of your warfare has expired before you fulfilled your expected goals. As a result you are now both party to additional time to be allowed until you complete the aforementioned goals post haste![/b] [/i]
[b] [i]Attention patrons! It would be most apparent that the allotted time originally stated for the practise of your warfare has expired before you fulfilled your expected goals. As a result you are now both party to additional time to be allowed until you complete the aforementioned goals post haste![/b] [/i]
[sp] OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME[/sp]
Fucking win
"My excuses, i did not have the intention to cause blunt force trauma on your person. Wait a second, old chap, yes, i did."
[sp]Sorry, didn't want to hit ya. oh wait, YEAH I DID[/sp]
[QUOTE=Kolovsky;21739817]I dare say, this machine has broken into pieces and cannot control its Epic Failness Meter[/QUOTE]
I imagine that is,
"I broke your stupid crap moron!"
But I'm probably wrong. :downs:
I am stood here, imitating the noise of gas speedily being expelled from a very confined space.
My god, you morbidly obese man! I have made a hole in your skin and a brownish liquid that goes on mashed potatoes and turkey appears to be seeping out!
I do say, gents, that was an absolutely smashing session of widespread murdering. Committed, of course, by our brutish opponents!
Sir, if you did not wish for me to end your life, you ought to have spoken out!
Good sir, kindly quote what I am about to say to you: (mumbles) I have deceased!
Do hurry up and end your playing session out of frustration, it would please us both so!
"Cmon and ragequit already, make us both happy"
Lots, lots of goddamn win in here.
I'm opening my WINe bottle.
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I am afraid, good sir, that they will have to bury your remains in a Tomb of a Non-Perfect Army Man.
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They will bury you in the Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier.
I do say this scout is of great flavor and texture.
someone do rainbows make me cry
"You appear to have killed the first person."
Should be obvious.
I must proclaim, not to anyone in particular but rather to any of my compatriots (those members belonging to either the organization known as the Reliable Excavation Demolition Corporation or the Builders' League United, dependent on which factions yours truly is currently affiliated with and opposed to as dictated by the automatic balancing process which organizes entertainment enthusiasts currently engaging in this recreational computer program into evenly numbered teams so as to result in the most fair and enjoyable experience possible for all participating parties without one alliance of combatants fully taking advantage against the other due to an uneven ratio of members between the two sides) in the immediate vicinity, both as a statement and as a possible warning message that a member of the opposing team, a man of French decent who often engages in trickery to further his own goals and is of questionable allegiance to our own cause, may (or may not, depending on where the improvised constructed materials intended to aid our cause in this engagement are currently located) be in the general area, as he is currently taking this opportunity where I am away from my forward-established base (most likely in the endeavor to collect necessary materials, mostly those materials recovered from the Earth's crust and of a metallic consistency that can be used to construct primitive to advanced building materials, to further enhance the status of the aforementioned constructions and further fortify said position) to infiltrate and disable these machines through sabotage (using a device that utilizes electrical currents to both disable and ultimately destroy those appliances). Thus I implore you, my comrades that can hear this message (assuming you are close enough to receive the sound waves created by the vibrations of my vocal cords with your eardrums) to search the surrounding area so as to find this ruffian and potentially reveal his location so as our fellow comrades can see through his guise and use the opportunity to both put a stop to his deceit and take his life.
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