[QUOTE=Nzdjh]Insightful Engineer dialog[/QUOTE]
Sir, I hearby state that you are exceedingly articulate, and in fashioning your words into impressive stanzas we note your ability to entertain us.
Weep a few more tears
Dashing sir, at the end of my finger. Indeed, you sir. I believe you shall perish.
Nzdzj is credit to forum.
Greetings, noble stranger.
On the day of the rather momentous occasion of my own birth, I
was branded with The name P. Ness Cupcake. The P. is a rather discrete substitution
for the name "Phillip", but I ask of you not to call me as such.
I am now going to proceed to subtly suggest that cannabilism is going to take place
in this room, but I'm a polite man, so I will only partially hint towards the fact
that you are indeed going to be my food source for this evening.
I shall now give a brief pause before I consume you and and all that is on your person.
This should be ample time to reflect on just how well life has served you thus far, as
well as allow you the chance to come to terms with your own inevitable death, which I
guarantee will be with you shortly.
I require medical attention.
What are ye saying Sandvich? Kill all these uncouth fellows?
not nessacerily tema fortress 2 related but
"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" used in google translate to french, then back to english comes back as
"Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers have Combusted!"
That was indeed a jolly good expedition.
(Vas good trip)
Thou are much similar to the one-eyed giant from the greek fable, aside thayt you are a scotsman, and I am highly displeased by your existence.
May I have your word that you shall not spill thy blood on my fancy clothing so that I can end your life swifly?
I do not recommend escaping! This bar made from ground cacao beans is but pig meat!
[sp]Don't run! Is just ham! -While using Dalokohs[/sp]
i feel the need to inform you that myself and my colleagues were all aware of your affiliation to our enemies, and that you were, in fact, a stealthy rogue
Take your pill-shaped medicine like a gentleman, one with an army rank of a private and is called upon by the name "twinkletoes"
I've concluded after much thought that that spy is not on our side but is in-fact a double agent for the enemy team.
You died. Nonlarge surprise.
[QUOTE=Darkomni;21989407]You died. Nonlarge surprise.[/QUOTE]
Nonlarge? O.o
That's not a word.
[I]What was that my little eatable device? Execute them all with my automated machinery weapon? Quite ingenious proposal![/I]
[QUOTE=Darkomni;21989407]You have ceased to draw breath. this is not a surprise of a large amount.[/QUOTE]
fixed
[QUOTE=Nzdjh;21760467]I must proclaim, not to anyone in particular but rather to any of my compatriots (those members belonging to either the organization known as the Reliable Excavation Demolition Corporation or the Builders' League United, dependent on which factions yours truly is currently affiliated with and opposed to as dictated by the automatic balancing process which organizes entertainment enthusiasts currently engaging in this recreational computer program into evenly numbered teams so as to result in the most fair and enjoyable experience possible for all participating parties without one alliance of combatants fully taking advantage against the other due to an uneven ratio of members between the two sides) in the immediate vicinity, both as a statement and as a possible warning message that a member of the opposing team, a man of French decent who often engages in trickery to further his own goals and is of questionable allegiance to our own cause, may (or may not, depending on where the improvised constructed materials intended to aid our cause in this engagement are currently located) be in the general area, as he is currently taking this opportunity where I am away from my forward-established base (most likely in the endeavor to collect necessary materials, mostly those materials recovered from the Earth's crust and of a metallic consistency that can be used to construct primitive to advanced building materials, to further enhance the status of the aforementioned constructions and further fortify said position) to infiltrate and disable these machines through sabotage (using a device that utilizes electrical currents to both disable and ultimately destroy those appliances). Thus I implore you, my comrades that can hear this message (assuming you are close enough to receive the sound waves created by the vibrations of my vocal cords with your eardrums) to search the surrounding area so as to find this ruffian and potentially reveal his location so as our fellow comrades can see through his guise and use the opportunity to both put a stop to his deceit and take his life.[/QUOTE]
Spy, sappin' mah sentry?
[QUOTE=Nzdjh;21760467]I must proclaim, not to anyone in particular but rather to any of my compatriots (those members belonging to either the organization known as the Reliable Excavation Demolition Corporation or the Builders' League United, dependent on which factions yours truly is currently affiliated with and opposed to as dictated by the automatic balancing process which organizes entertainment enthusiasts currently engaging in this recreational computer program into evenly numbered teams so as to result in the most fair and enjoyable experience possible for all participating parties without one alliance of combatants fully taking advantage against the other due to an uneven ratio of members between the two sides) in the immediate vicinity, both as a statement and as a possible warning message that a member of the opposing team, a man of French decent who often engages in trickery to further his own goals and is of questionable allegiance to our own cause, may (or may not, depending on where the improvised constructed materials intended to aid our cause in this engagement are currently located) be in the general area, as he is currently taking this opportunity where I am away from my forward-established base (most likely in the endeavor to collect necessary materials, mostly those materials recovered from the Earth's crust and of a metallic consistency that can be used to construct primitive to advanced building materials, to further enhance the status of the aforementioned constructions and further fortify said position) to infiltrate and disable these machines through sabotage (using a device that utilizes electrical currents to both disable and ultimately destroy those appliances). Thus I implore you, my comrades that can hear this message (assuming you are close enough to receive the sound waves created by the vibrations of my vocal c[b]h[/b]ords with your eardrums) to search the surrounding area so as to find this ruffian and potentially reveal his location so as our fellow comrades can see through his guise and use the opportunity to both put a stop to his deceit and take his life.[/QUOTE]
Fix'd, and, jeez, Victorian Sappers took a looong time to work.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;21997672]Fix'd, and, jeez, Victorian Sappers took a looong time to work.[/QUOTE]
It actually is cords. haha
Componant of Urine
Oh dear, I have been shown by my unfriendly fiends who is the better person of us.
Dear master of medical assistancy, it would be the most fortunate moment at this time to activate the charge in your medical healing unit to aid me in my offense against the fiendly team.
I appeared to have burst into flames.
[sp]I appeared to have burst into flames.[/sp]
[QUOTE=xZippy;22000138]I appear to have burst into flames.
[sp]I appear to have burst into flames.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Good gentlemanne, may I be lent thy head-mounted communication device?
"THE MAN TALKING BE THE ONE KNOWN AS THE SCOUT! I AM WISHING TO INFORM YOU OF MY DISTAIN FOR RAINBOWS, AND HOW THEY HENCEFORTH AND OTHERWISE HATH MADE ME BURST INTO A STREAM OF TEARS UPON MY SIGHTING OF THEM!"
[sp]May I borrow your earpiece?: THIS IS SCOUT! RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY![/sp]
[QUOTE=Smashman;22000173]I have applied a repair to your quote, kind sir.[/QUOTE]
I have applied a repair to your quote, kind sir.
This sandwich and I are about to cause physical damage to your posterior.
[sp]Saaandvich and meee, going to beeeat yooour aaaaaas.[/sp]
I do say gents, you appear to have completed your assigned objectives, good show.
[sp]Victory![/sp]
I dare say that this a moment of utmost importance, as there has been an emergency in the base of operations, and a briefcase, embedded with the words "top secret" that you were ordered to protect from enemy's hands as it contains valued information that might help them against us has been dislocated from it's stationary position and must be retrieved this instance.
[sp]Alert! the enemy has taken our intelligence![/sp]
Gentlemen.
I say, I didn't mean to startle or excite you in any form in the event of you and I facing directly toward one another whilst the execution of battle.
[sp]I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN fighting![/sp]
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