1000 Things we learned from TF2 - Games

394. I didnt get a medal, therfore, im not cool. D:

395. Only insomniacs and Americans deserved medals.

396: Im british and i got one 397: I touched sasha! 398: Sasha is jealous 399: Here comes the russian heavywieght 400: the person who posts the 400th thing is epic

[QUOTE=Gentle Manne;16879023]THATS LIKE SAYING THAT MY RACING STRIPES DONT MAKE MY CAR 1,000% FASTER! YOU LIE, SIR! Now good day![/QUOTE] Also like saying that a spoiler doesn't make your car go faster. :eng101:

[QUOTE=Tyler72493;16883303]Also like saying that a spoiler doesn't make your car go faster. :eng101:[/QUOTE] Its a proven fact that having Neon underlights will increase your cars acceleration and top speed

401. Typing x;stop" in chat results in a blankpost

[QUOTE=ollyeng;16883002]396: Im british and i got one 397: I touched sasha! 398: Sasha is jealous 399: Here comes the russian heavywieght 400: the person who posts the 400th thing is epic[/QUOTE] 402. Your jokes arent funny

403. Unless it's a farm!

[QUOTE=Veilanof;16886711]403. Unless it's a farm![/QUOTE] 404 Error

405 Forbidden. 406:You do not have access to that Fact.

407. The Heavy wants to know who touched his gun 408. Not even a thousand ubercharged Medics could stop the almighty Train God 409. People here forget that this is things we learned from TF2

[QUOTE=Gentle Manne;16886356]402. Your jokes arent funny[/QUOTE] 410: niether are you

[QUOTE=ollyeng;16898279]410: niether are you[/QUOTE] 411. Stop threadshitting.

[QUOTE=Cidem;16898570]411. Stop threadshitting.[/QUOTE] thats not something we learned. It should be: 411: I threadshit

Take out all the threadshit and this probably wouldn't be more than 400 but I can't be bothered to recount 413. The Engineer plays acoustic guitar 414. The Engineer designed and built a heavy caliber tripod 415. You best not hope it's aimed at you 416. The Heavy once managed to punch out all of Scout's blood 417. FPS Doug didn't invent boom headshot, the Sniper did 418. Professionals have standards

419: I am heavy weapons guy 410: And this, is my weapon 411:She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. 412:It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds. can I note out the more we threadshit on this, the quicker we get to 1000, the l4d one is around 1015

413. We still don't know Pyro's gender.

414. But shes not a woman for sure.

415. BONK is another name for liquid cocain.

416. Spy has a mother fetish.

417:i got banned for a while for thinking pyro was a girl 418:zat would be your muzzer

419: you can't headshot someone when unscoped, but the can when scoped

420: Drinking a brightly-coloured can of an extremely sugary energy drink doesn't make you go faster, but makes every melee attack, bullet, projectile and taunt miss even when standing still.

421: Demoman has a manky eye.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;17017776]420: Drinking a brightly-coloured can of an extremely sugary energy drink doesn't make you go faster, but makes every melee attack, bullet, projectile and taunt miss even when standing still.[/QUOTE] actually, hadouken can still kill and scout when he drinks bonk

421. The Sniper wants his dad to put mum on the phone 422. The Sniper drives a car 423. The Sniper has a bobble head of the Civilian class in his car I just realized how Snypa based this post is

424 you live in a van!

425. And now he is here to fuck us!

426. Spies obviously dont realise how critical a Sentry is to my team, and so they decide to sap it.

427: As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead. 428: His mate ALWAYS saw you. 429: If you shoot someone in the head with a big revolver, it will REALLY HURT them. If you shoot someone in the face with a shotgun, not so much.