465: the sixties hippy conspiracy theorists were wrong there wasnt ONE man, there were 9.
(i dont even know)
466: God wears shorts.
467.Money isn't made out of paper, it's made
out of cotton.
468.You can build something in only 10 seconds
[QUOTE=Turkey72;18012337]468.You can build something in only 10 seconds[/QUOTE]
469. You can build something far faster than 10 seconds. :downs:
[QUOTE=Hellduck07;18012499]469. You can build something far faster than 10 seconds. :downs:[/QUOTE]
that 10 second building can materialise out of nowhere
and so can the metal it is built from
[QUOTE=Yuluthu;18012899]that 10 second building can materialise out of nowhere
and so can the metal it is built from[/QUOTE]
W-hat da fork?
471(I believe). A metal box about the size of a refrigerator can contain an unlimited supply of medicine and metal
472. If you are a complete fag, you can still play the game using only 2 keys: W + M1
473. Scout+any one who wasnts to rape him :3: :pervert:
474. Heavy's heart is broken, if medic has uber, he will use it on pyro, instead of Heavy.
Pyro like: :dance:
Heavy like: :frown:
475: You always, ALWAYS, have a %75 chance of joining a server with a kid micspamming.
476. You'll never hit scout's tiny little head.
477. The scout can survive without blood.
478. Being able to not wear any hat at all requires the same amount of luck to be able to wear one. (there are unlocks for scout, soldier, sniper, and engineer that remove their default hat to reveal the ungentlemanly hair beneath)
479. In order to win you must fight.
480. Tsun Zu said that
481. He knows a little more about fighting then you do pal, cause he invented it and perfected it so no other living man could best him in the ring of honor.
482. He used his fight money to buy two of every animal
483. And then he herded them onto a boat
484. And then he beat the crap out of every single one
485. So from that day forward if that many animals are in one place its called a zoo
486. Unless its a farm
487. If he were a bad demoman he wouldnt be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would he?
488. No, zat would be your mother
489. Sniping's a good job, mate.
490. The spy's invisibility watch makes the sound of a 2 ton space rocket igniting
491: If a Scout has managed to kill a Spy, then the Spy is a dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbag, but nothing, NOTHING, like the man loose inside this building.
492: And a pornography starring Scout's mother is the second worst thing to have happened to him that day.
493. Scout's killed plenty of Spies
494. The Engineer needs some doggone help!
495. Always spy check every one!
496. All scouts are spineless worms!
497. Spawn camping is fun. No exceptions
498. Being spawn camped isn't fun. No Exceptions
499. Cranetop is the only exception to 497 and 498.
500. After 500 things, all of our IQs dropped by 4 points. Well played Valve, well played.
501. The guy above is retarded :eng101:
502. Spies are a bunch of backstabbin scumbags.
503. Scout meant no offense.
504. 503 is controversial since Scout is an offense class.
505: The Heavy is almost never used for defence, despite being a defense class.
Sorry for that serious one...
506: The Soldier has one screwed up mind. I mean, I'm pretty sure Sun Tzu didn't herd 2 of every animal on Earth onto a boat, did he?
507: The Soldier was probably discharged for a Section 8 (read it up).
508: The Spy wants us to settle this like Gentlemen!
509: The ypS wants us to settle this like Mentlegen!
You sir don't know your history.
510.om nom nom
511: a gun can cost 200,000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds even though it does not fire gold plated tank buster shells.
512. engineer only knows about dinner.
513. Engi - "Wait a minute. Spy SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
514. Medic (to Soldier) - "How does he know zat?!"
515. People never see the saw blade behind them
516. The train is fast but quiet, people can't seem to hear the warning sound and the train at the same time
517. Whenever your sentry gets sapped while you're away, you always arrive just in time to watch it explode, after which you will get backstabbed.
518. After being paranoid for ten minutes and spinning around every five seconds to check for Pyros and Spies, one will appear on the six second mark after you've decided there's actually nothing there.
519. People only help you defend a sentry when it's: Nowhere near anywhere useful, being neglected, and your sentry is being skullsapped by an army of spies.
520.Enemies will not accept melee duels. Even if it's a server with melee only.
521. Snipers are assholes.
522.
There are only 12 different people in the world and each of them has an identical twin who hates them and likes the exact different color as them.
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