523. By killing someone over and over on Halloween you can get their hat (but only if they're wearing a broken top hat).
524. When sniping with the Razorback, there is a 2 in 5 chance of a retarded Spy backstabbing you(And thus popping your Razorback and pulling you out of scope) right when you're about to kill that Medic with full Ubercharge.
525. When playing as an Engineer on Offense on any attack/defend map, once you finally get your gear set up, your team will almost certainly have made it so far ahead of your location that you will either be forced to move or be bored the rest of the round.
526. In the situation described in 525, if you instead decide to leave your gear there and try to assist in the push, a Spy will then make his move and destroy everything.
527. I'm amazing this thread came this far.
528-999. Snipers are more cheap than Pyros.
1000. I ruined this thread.
529. The person above me is a douche.
530.All sandviches always regenerate once eaten.
[QUOTE=kevinseven;18290423]529. The person above me is a douche.
530.All sandviches always regenerate once eaten.[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about?
The heavy is spider-man and 4-6 arms in which he makes extra sandvichs during battling his evil twin.
531. Never kill a spycrab, they will always, ALWAYS, own you.
532. I'm not even winded.
533. I'm a force of nature.
534. If you were from where I'm from, you'd be fucking dead.
535. An uppercut may kill you more than a punch in the face.
536. An uppercut hurts more than a axe slice on your head.
537. Adding barbed wire to an axe will decrease your chance of killing someone
538. Barbed wire kills people on fire! ._.
539. Sun Tzu had a boat big enough to carry 2 of every animal on the planet
540. Sun Tzu had the patience and free time to round up 2 of every animal on the planet
541. Sun Tzu had the balls to beat the crap out of said animals
542. Porn baiting doesn't work in gay servers
543. The Pyro's suit isn't fireproof
544. Piss can conduct electrictity
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545. The snipers other car is a [highlight] SWORD VAN [/highlight]
546. Half of tf2's players are new players, furrys, or "I GOT A KILL, I OWN !!!!!" players.
547. Fire is bad
548. so is getting shot
Okay fine. You guys are no fun.
549. People who quote the Meet the Videos ( Especially Scout ) aren't funny.
550. Razorback is a peice of shit.
551. Anyone who uses the Razorback is retarded.
552. Kevinseven, the guy that called me a douche about my above post, is a 7 year old Ben 10 loving queermosexual.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;18649326]Okay fine. You guys are no fun.
[B]549. People who quote the Meet the Videos ( Especially Scout ) aren't funny.[/B]
550. Razorback is a peice of shit.
551. Anyone who uses the Razorback is retarded.
552. Kevinseven, the guy that called me a douche about my above post, is a 7 year old Ben 10 loving queermosexual.[/QUOTE]
553. And brother, I hurt people.
554. gastrictank jumps to conclusions like a plumber jumps on mushrooms.
555. Don't melee a FaN scout.
556.I think his mate saw me
557. the Announcer only knows how to count back down from 9 but will only count back from 5 publicly..
558. I dare you to rate me late
559. Faking your own death while disguised as a boxing glove wielding russian while reset all time to the nearest stable point.
560. This thread isn't serious anymore.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;18663950]560. This thread isn't serious anymore.[/QUOTE]
561, gastric tank should get out. stop trying too hard
I just noticed.
On tubgirl, her vagina is censored :v:
looks like soup
562: if you do exploits. there will be 12 year olds wanting noclip from the "Admin" who is doing "exploits"
rated myself dumb just incase
*DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO, TOO*
[QUOTE=BassB;18663994]561, gastric tank should get out. stop trying too hard[/QUOTE]
Seriously? Wow... can you not see how no one is actually trying anymore? What you just said is proof... it doesn't contribute to the 1000 things at all.
Someone takes things a little too seriously.
563: u have to capture secret plans 3 times before u get the real one
564. Spy did your mother in the ass
565. And her ass is still red
566. And he still has a dildo inside him.
567: Pow haha
568: me and the sandvich is gonna kick ur @$$
569.I am ze Übermensch!
570. When backstabbing snipers who wear the Razorback, there is a 2 in 5 chance of a retarded Sniper not noticing that he has been stabbed.
571. Just shoot the razorback snipers in the head. They'll be dead before they can unscope and wonder what the hell is happening
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