572. Medics can extinguish fire
573. French guys are invisible
574. Don't even think about touching Sascha
575: The ambassy is more accurate in Crit servers than Normal servers.
576. The government lied, and candy is just as healthy as instantly- healing, nondescript boxes that are assumed to be medical supplies
577:
Being skilled with the Ambassador and having headshots with it most of the time, will have you claimed as a hacker, and will be VAC banned from the server.
578:
In this update, we will play the TF2 Announcer Drinking game. Every time you hear the announcer speaking about friendship and betrayal, drink 2.
579: Pyro is
580: Pyro was
581: Pyro will be
582: Never Trust anyone wearing Purple ;p
583: Throwing a sandvich on a plate at someone IRL will smash the medics face in, not heal them.
583: There are no English people in Team Fortress Two.
584: POW ha ha
585: Family feuds are worth using deadly mercenaries over.
586. The demo cries when visiting the eye museum.
587. If you are shot or otherwise injured, eat a sandvich and you'll be healed in a matter of seconds
588. Friends are an abomination to yourself and everything you stand for.
590. no matter if you strongly you believe how fun and easy you could get kills by spray and pray on all
Demo/ Soldier servers then think again. cus its just hell but replace the fire with projectile spam.
591. many high-interest areas on the earth such as the 2-fort river or the dustbowl missile silo are fenced off in such a way that if you get inside said area, it is impossible to escape.
592. Drunk people don't win wars XD
593. Demoman will trade swords for friends, and Soldier is a civilian.
594. If you kill people with a sword, your eyes begin glowing.
595. Valve CANT STOP NERFING THE SANDMAN!
596. Because the Sandman is a bit overpovered, and you know it
597. The announcer doesn't like friendships.
598. The Announcer is an old lady.
599. Clouds can fart
599. REMEMBER THAT AINT JUICE (sniper)
600: Bots are accurate jerks.
602. The Charging Targe, or any shield for that matter magically makes you crit when you're at peak speed.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19030801]593. Demoman will trade swords for friends, and Soldier is a civilian.[/QUOTE]
603. Demoman doesn't trade swords for friends
