• 1000 Things we learned from TF2
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606. A possessed claymore makes your eyes glow when you decapitate someone.
607: When you die you find you finally find your hat after all these year. 608: Wearing a simple paper mask changes you full body appearance to the enemy. 609: When in need of a medic you scream 'MEDIC!' you then appear to have a speach bubble above your head.
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611: The Demoman's name is Tavish Degroot.
612. The Eyelander likes heads.
613. you can trow jarate on people who are on fire and they will not be on fire anymore and they will not get mad at you
614. The Eyelander needs heads
615. (Class) is *insert ANYTHING* is a overused meme
616: Back in the 60's, there were only 10 people, 1 and a half of which are female.
617. There was a war between a black scottish cyclops and a soldier in the '60s.
618: Soldiers won war and got some metal caps for their shoeses.
619. Eyelander sucks the head.
620. Merely Blowing a horn makes your weapons more deadly.
621: Wearing a small, broken shield allows you to resist fire and explosions, and decapitate people easily if you have a Claymore handy.
622:Playing with free-weekenders makes the games a lot shorter and the victory chances a lot lower.
623: Heavy loves Sandvich more than Sasha...or is that the other way around?
624. Professionals have standards. 625. Be polite. 626. Be efficient 627. Have a plan to kill EVERYONE you meet.
628: Sandman is the best weapon out there and it should never be nerfed.
629: Sword + 12in damaged wooden shield make you The Terminator.
630: Cigarettes will stay lit while underwater. 631: Fat Russian guys love their sandviches.
632:That swords are possessed
636: In these threads, people tend to repeat themselves
637 : Headsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheadsheads...
638. The spirit in the Eyelander is Giygas.
639: Soldier:6,406,065 Demoman: 6,372,979. Shower me with teh glorious clocks!
640: If your friend is walking suspiciously behind you...SHOOT HIM WITH A FLAMETHROWER...Just incase.
641: Sandviches are good for your health.
642. The average TF2 player has better English than in Counter-Strike, but that does not mean they are more mature.
643. Heavy LOVES THIS DOCTOR! 644. Arches of 6 colors will make scout release water from his eyes.
645. It's impossible for a soldier to wear gunboats while holding a trumpet.
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