769: A jar of urine, a sandwich and a wooden bat still makes scrap metal.
770: Rivaling corportation should build their headquarters and important buildings directly opposite each other.
771: watches make you invisible :derp:
772: w+m1
773: however much you slam "e" you will never get healed.
774: There never appears to be medics around when you desperatly need one.
775: Soldiers Insist on calling for a medic when they have the Equalizer out.
776: Somehow, a Small Pickaxe can make the holder faster when they are close to death.
778: It can also have the ability to Do much greater damage to whome ever it may hit.
779: It also Blocks Ray beams from healing the Holder when it is being used.
780: The Equalizer is only useful when you admit to yourself your f*cked.
780:bind p "say /em" to get all hats
782. Getting killed three times makes a floating fist icon appear over their head.
783. Grass grows.
784. Birds Fly.
785. Sun Shines.
786. Grass flies
787. Sun grows
788. Birds hurt people
789. And brotha, I shine
790 Eva-1337 Shines
791. I used to think spy said ''I'm going to cut you like a cornish gay man''
[quote=legndnikko;21279766]751. The medic's gun shoots medicine. :ohdear:[/quote]
792. Oopz, zat waz not medizen!
793. We do not need a dispenser here.
794. Throwing pee on people makes them hurt twice as much when attacked.
795. Changing tf_english will change your weapon names
796.Hats deserve standing still and dieing over and over again.
797. 2 shots from a sawed off scattergun can do more damage than 4 hits from a regular scattergun
798. A shield can make a black Scottish cyclops run faster than anyone else. (for a little bit at least)
799. Said wooden shield also makes fire and explosions hurt less, but will not stop bullets or a bat to the face.
800. The Soldier, The Spy, The Demoman, and The Sniper smoke, however, only the Spy has smoked in battle.
801. Pyro has asthma, so that's why he wears a gas mask and kills spies.
802: Equipping a wooden bat or sword somehow makes you less healthy.
803: The Eyelander is a cursed sword.
804: Sandman has no reason for lowered Health.
805. Sandman causes splinters.
806. Historical records regarding World War II are inaccurate. There were actually three main forces that pushed into Germany. They were the Western Allies, the Soviets, and the Soldier. He was just a bit late, which is why he is never mentioned.
807. Some chocolate bars may contain ham or artificially flavoured ham substitute ingredients.
808: The recoil of a portable minigun will NOT break your arms.
809: snipers think scouts are spastic little gremlins
810: Ve mush poosh leetle kart
811. Idle > gameplay.
Now all of those are either late or not funny
The good ones are on the first pages.
812. that din' 'urt!
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813. KABOOM!
814. by typing "kill" in a console you mysteriously die.
815. wearing safety goggles, a gas mask or shades does not affect your vision
816. soldiers can see through helmets
817. having no eyes can run through the family
818. a backstab deals over 1000 damage.
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