55. Shooting your friends will make bad people go away.
56. All scotsmen are black and only have one eye.
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[QUOTE=BuddieBBB;16603172]56. All scotsmen are black and only have one eye.[/QUOTE]
Oh lord no.
57. All spies are, annoyingly, French.
58. If you crouch and look up into the air while holding a cigarette pack, you will turn into a crab.
59. You can build Sentrys, teleporters and dispensers by only picking up jars of pee
59. That spy is a crab, no exceptions.
61. Sandman stuns for like 5905595 years!!111
[QUOTE=NateDude;16602778]47: somehow in the 70's we lost all our highly advanced technology
4A: :pcgaming:
48: no one just sat to "hang out" in the 60's
49: there was no money back then, people didnt even have :20bux:
50: there are LOTS of identical twins
5A: a big hammer would have been the BEST WEAPON :fuckoff:
51: spys should be able to stab WITHOUT uncloaking :ninja:
52: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN HURTS :psyboom:
53: no portal refrences????? :mmmhmm::wcc:[/QUOTE]
Someone just learned how to use emotes
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62: You can survive kukris, shovels, wrenches, broken bottle, and fire axes, but one hit from a butterfly knife will kill you instantly.
I think you mean kukri, bro.
63: By standing still in a strange blocky cube area, you will somehow gain items to your disposal.
64:
Shooting yourself with rockets make you fly. :razz::respek::razz:
65) A blunt bottle does more damage than a knife which is capable of cutting your Jugular on rare occasions.
[QUOTE=xpod1;16613344]65) A blunt bottle does more damage than a knife which is capable of cutting your Jugular on rare occasions.[/QUOTE]
66. A knife does more damage than a fire axe, if taken to the back
67. the cake is a spy
68. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
67. Sandvich tells us to kill [B] EVERYBODY! [/B]
68. Sandvich is a damn good cop!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;16614475]68. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
67. Sandvich tells us to kill [B] EVERYBODY! [/B]
68. Sandvich is a damn good cop![/QUOTE]
Your posts are getting annoying, and fast.
69. Engineer is credit to team!
70. Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting.
71. By wearing a mask with someone else's face on it you can transform into that person
72. You can turn a single barreled turret into a turret with two chain guns and a rocket launcher just by hitting it with a wrench a few times
73. Standing next to a metal box that shoots rays of healing at you enables you to breath underwater forever
74. A swirly colored ray beam with + signs in it can cure every ailment you could possibly have.
75. Your team sucks.
76. Tf2 =/= Integrated Cards
77. Spies can see through cardboard.
78. Wooden cows moo, and if you get close, you can walk through them.
79. Just because your clthes are red, doesn't mean I won't shove a flamethrower in your face.
80. Shooting a engie that is not moving with a fully charged bullet in the foot will cause them to scream and trip.
81. Face stabs by n00bs will insta-kill you if you are low on health, followed by 'IM OWNED YOU!'
82. Never blame the heavy if someone farts. He will rape you.
Getting hit by a wrench will send you flying 20 feet.
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;16619651]Getting hit by a wrench will send you flying 20 feet.[/QUOTE]
84 the wrench is 19 feet longer than it appears to be.
85. Pyros will always go out of their way to ensure that spies ignited are [i][b]dead.[/b][/i]
86. You don't have to necessarily kill a sentry with a sapper to be useful to your team.
87. If you are on fire, and someone hits you with an axe with barbed wire on, they do double damage. But if you are not on fire, and someone hits you with the same axe, they do normal damage.
88.
When chasing a pyro, he always goes alot faster than you, when being chased by a pyro, he has 5x scout speed.
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