819: In russia, chocolates bars are called "Sandviches", and they are supposed to be made of bologna
820: Fire mysteriously goes out after a few seconds.
821: Medigun > Kritzkrieg
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;21371104]822: Noone can outsmart buulet
823: It was obvious
824: He's a red spy
825: Zat vud be your muzzer
826: The spy has already breached our defenses
827: Heavy is giant
828: Me Yes Me! I am Dead!
829: He is the ubermench
830: Direct hit is OP[/QUOTE]
have a box
831: But combining a Propellered Beanie and a beard containing a camera, you somehow form a bowler cap.
832. A bunch of models can ruin an entire game :downs:
833 - Holding a ringer makes you drop a fake corpse with a blow, and makes you invisible.
834. Though they explode in Meet the Sniper, explosive barrels are completely dormant when bombed ingame (which may or may not lead to embarrassing moments of shooting at nothing if someone else sees)
835. axtinguisher is the best melee weapon ever invented
[quote=fruityfruit;21377944]835. Axtinguisher is the worst melee weapon ever used against soldiers.[/quote]
if you get close enough to hit them, you get crocket'd in the jaw.
836. People prefer to have hats over weapons during a war.
837. A sledgehammer does more damage to a mechanized sentry than any single explosive round.
[B]838.[/B] A PPK does the same amount of damage, and carries the exact same amount of ammunition as a Luger.
839. The severed head of a video game character makes people rage.
840. There is no forth wall.
841: all walls are unbreakable
842. If they are more than 2 animals in one place it's called a zoo!
842:B. unless it's a farm!
843.You can somehow turn into an expressionless statue.
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843:B.and still move.
844: A small percentage of people care more about weapons than about hats.
845: By downloading files from the internet, you can change the appearance of items, weapons, and even people...
846: A chocolate bar is an equivalent to a sandwich.
847. If you want to become invincible, wear the same color clothing your enemy is wearing
848. It has been clinically proven by particular doctors hailing from Stuttgart that "zhe healing is not as rewarding as zhe hurting."
849. These same doctors also note that "zhe healing leaves little time for zhe hurting."
No matter what you do,no matter what you try,you will always find an asshole yellling at your team;
"GET ON THE POINT WANKA"
"THIS TEAM SUCKS DICKZZZZ"
Buying a game will open up a portal from another dimension where dogs and rabbits solve crimes, and said rabbit will and allow you to wear his severed head as a hat.
852. manipulating an engineer ragdoll's face can make its mouth look like a vagina
853. By looking at your watch, you'll turn invisible!
854: Old fob watches are so awesome, they'll protect you from the first thing that hits you, make you stronger, turn you invisible and drop a dead body on the ground so your enemies think they killed you.
855. cybernetic goggles existed in the late 60's
(if you dont get it, I'm talking about the engineer's goggles)
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856. heavies find scouts to be delicious
[QUOTE=Chekko;21460582]853. By looking at your watch, you'll turn invisible![/QUOTE]
He looks at it to see how much cloak he has left.
:p
854. The wooden shield will protect you from explosions and fire.
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