855. Looking at X-Ray scans can show if a person sucks.
856.A peanut m&m can appear in an X-ray
857.only wooden bats can hit baseballs
858. beat someone up so hard can give him a twitch
859. Deep inside of everyone is a remote explosive, which can be detonated simply by typing the secret magic phrase into a console.
860: Firing your Shotgun at the ground will make you fly.
861: Hats aren't seen very often.
862: When you beat up someone with boxing gloves you only do uppercuts.
863: When you shoot a rocket at your feet to jump you survive.
864: Hitting with a needle attached to a saw you magicly gain uber.
865. most of this page was reposts or not funny
866. running through a ghost puts a mysterious "BOO!" icon above your head
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867. no matter what you do, how hard you try... you'll never kill don newman
868. The sound of a Buggle makes your bullets do more damage (including all other weapons)
[QUOTE=Prism;21500489]868. The sound of a Buggle makes your bullets do more damage (including all other weapons)[/QUOTE]
869. To use the bugle you need to hurt people.
870. The spy is a gentlemen.
871. Arrows hit even when they actually miss you.
872. What makes me a good Demoman?
[QUOTE=lukepker;21504129]872. What makes me a good Demoman?[/QUOTE]
Stop putting quotes here
873.Sometimes, your body can be full of clocks, plastic ducks and unicycles.
874. Last one alive has to lock the door.
875. Getting assraped by spies in overpopulated servers.
876. A player falling to his death is a DR spy.
877. the sniper have slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you.. although he has a more comfortable camper van and he probably didn't take down the Buffalo himself, but prayed to Saxton hale to kill it for him.
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878. Egypt is always pictured as being ancient... although signs of a peaceful civilization (though not a very good one) does exist, but games designers and movie makers always make them (including me) look like all-time happy idiots or terrorists.
879. When you carry a Suitcase, you can't check the time.
Edit: Unless it's a far---eerrr, unless it's a pocket watch.
880. The medigun cannot catch the ghost :(
881. the purple team exists... the only classes in it are the ghost and the administrator
882. 3 wooden bats can be turned into pieces of scrap metal.
883. Playing tf2 will always cheer you up.
884. People can still scream with their head cut off.
885. A butterfly knife can be your weakest and stongest melee weapon.
886. You can be set on fire from a flame 10m away.
887: No Medic
888: if you go to planet "achievment idle", you get stuff.
889: the spy can disguise as a enemy, sprout a gun from his arms and have the exact same voice of who he disguises as
890: Rain is just an effect and will not create mud patches
891: No matter how many kills and points you have, if your team loses YOU SUCK (at teamwork).
892. If you get hit in the head by an arrow, and survive, you are a unicorn.
893: Mercenaries who regularly charge into battle without the slightest fear will flee in terror from a harmless, floating blue sheet.
[QUOTE=sgtshock;21553088]893: Mercenaries who regularly charge into battle without the slightest fear will flee in terror from a harmless, floating blue sheet.[/QUOTE]
Huh?
The ghost
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