89. The Heavy was told they would be fighting BABIES
90. Those RED Team ladies wouldn't know how to bread a spine if - GAAH MY SPIIINE!!!
91. The Scout is so small, it's funny to the Heavy
92. You can survive a direct hit from a rocket, but not a Russian man pointing at you and saying "POW!".
93. If you kill someone with boxing gloves, they will explode in electricity and do twice the damage.
94: you can get hit in the head and live with a sniper if it isn't fully charged and you have full health.
95: you can jump again in mid-air if you try really hard.
96: There are stalkers right next to you sometimes but you cant see them somehow. :stalker:
:aaaaa::respek::aaaaa:
97. Demoman is still underpowered
98. Soldier is a teamkiller.
Engineer is credit to team!
100. Manly heavies use fists only
101) You can hit a Level 1 Tripod Mounted Gun with a wrench and it will suddenly sprout two miniguns, and after hitting it with the wrench can have a giant rocket launcher, all in the space of about a minute.
Fuck i got ninja'd.
102. The scout is never satisfied with the amount of dispensers currently present on the battlefield.
103.
Everyone but a fat russian man can survive without food, and he fat russian man can only eat sandviches.
104. Whacking things with a wrench makes them powerful
105. Despite teleporters spinning at dangerously high speeds, it's perfectly safe to walk on them.
106. Anytime a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a zoo, unless it's a farm
107. Somehow there are never enough medics.
108. Everyone whines about this when it matters.
109. Problems like 'What is beauty?' falls within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
110. Peeing in a jar isn't such a bad idea after all.
112. I don't like fire
113. What'd we learn? I ALWAYS WIN.
[QUOTE=Bulmer;16629188]112. I don't like fire[/QUOTE]
114. The number 111. doesn't exist
115. "Ubercharge" is another word for Ecstasy.
116. Enemy Pyros often appear to have infinite health, especially when you are on fire, and being attacked by them.
117. If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no-one is around to hear it... THE TREE IS A SPY.
118: A closet opens and heals you if you touch it
119. Use a gun to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind.
120. If that doesn't work, use more gun.
121. You will always thank your doctor.
[QUOTE=Yobdren;16630793]116. You will always thank your doctor.[/QUOTE]
Somebody forgot to click on the most recent page button.
122. Random crits are always WIN
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123. You are most likely to die with 100% Ubercharge than any other percentage
124.
Everyone is a spy until proven innocent, but you had better double check.
125: there are never enough medics and always too many engineers
126: [b]Edit:[/b] If you shoot a rocket or a bomb at the ground below you, you wont get much hurt but you'll fly high!
127. When a medic heals you after you call for him, and its obvious he is busy running around trying to help them, use 'Thanks!', and he may decide not to play ear piecing music on his uber-saw as he sticks it halfway through his neck.
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