129. No matter how hard you try, you will [i]never[/i] get a hat.
130. If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
131. Sun Tzu said that
132. He knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal.
133:Cuz he invented it!
134: Then he perfected it so no living man could best him in a ring of honor.
135: An RPG can hold 4 rockets if you cram them in there hard enough
136: You can upgrade your computer to run tf2 on all maxed settings by whacking it with a wrench(be sure you have enough metal).
137. Making a '1000 things we learned from <Insert Video Game Here>' thread attracks new members who make shitty posts better than anything else
[QUOTE=Cidem;16644341]137. Making a '[b]1000 things we learned from <Insert Video Game Here>[/b]' thread attracks new members who make shitty posts better than anything else[/QUOTE]
138: [b]2Fort has SUPER THIN COWS!!!!!!![/b]
139. What's that sanvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
140. The Soldier likes talking to a line of decapitated heads sitting on a fence
141. Grass grows
142. Birds fly
143. Sun shines
144. Brudda, Scout hurts people
145. The Scout is a force of nature
146. If you were from where the Scout was from, you'd be f*cking dead
147. Last one alive locks the door.
148. I want a second opinion.
[QUOTE=pawelte;16647643]148. I want a second opinion.[/QUOTE]
149
You are also ugly.
150. Your Scout is a spineless worm!
151. Your Soldier is a scum sucking fruit basket!
152. Your Pyro is a mama in a box!
153. Your Demoman was hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
154. Your Heavy is walking vomit!
155. Your Engineer is nothin' but a bunch of cowards!
156. Your Medic is a mistake of nature!
157. Your Sniper is a numbnuts!
158. Your Spy is one of ours.
159: You're safe, at least from this side.
160: Missed me!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
161. I hate Matt Manlex. (If you're going to quote something, quote it properly.)
162. Strange syringe rounds can heal you when you hit people with them.
163. Engineers somehow know if someone is sapping their equipment, even if they have gone off.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16648450]150. Your Scout is a spineless worm!
151. Your Soldier is a scum sucking fruit basket!
152. Your Pyro is a mama in a box!
153. Your Demoman was hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
154. Your Heavy is walking vomit!
155. Your Engineer is nothin' but a bunch of cowards!
156. Your Medic is a mistake of nature!
157. Your Sniper is a numbnuts!
158. Your Spy is one of ours.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2_sFhBfXc&hd=1[/media]
That.
164. No one likes pyros, not even if they're playing them.
165. Whole team is babies
Damn ninjas...
166. Fire will be more deadly if it hits you in the back and it comes from a scary nozzle (or whatever the end of a flamethrower is called).
167. An innaccurate stab with a knife in the back will always kill you.
168. A rocket launched at your feet probably won't kill you.
169. If you are on fire, touching a floating first aid kit will put the fires out.
170. An unending supply of ammunition and life-giving first aid kits can fit in a tool box.
171. A PDA can change your appearance with a puff of smoke.
172. Standing on a device which rotates at 1000 rpm doesn't slaughter you. Instead, you get teleported to another spinning device.
173. Somehow only sniper rifles and a special pistol with someone's mother engraved on it can do extra damage when hitting someone's head.
174. Everyone on the winning team deserves a medal.
175. If the the Demo was a bad Demo, he wouldn't be sitting there talking to you would he?
176. Sniper has parent issues
177. If you stand still, the Sniper will thank you
178. Scout also likes the sandvich
179. Fire never burns through clothes.
180. Scouts are cool.
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