182. The Scouts Mother definately isn't *does spy snicker*.
183. you can gusse the median agegroup in your game buy the number of pyros
[QUOTE=Wessygator;16664899]183. you can gusse the median agegroup in your game buy the number of pyros[/QUOTE]
184. I never really WAS on your side.
TF2 thought me how to be a man... with the soldiers 4 tips of success...
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense
[QUOTE=ToXic SicK;16664974]TF2 thought me how to be a man... with the soldiers 4 tips of success...
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense[/QUOTE]
so that's 185 - 188 i guess.
If the above statement is true
189. The Heavy's gun weighs 150 kilograms
190. The Heavy's gun fires $200 custom-2 cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute
191. It costs $400,000 to fire the aforementioned weapon for 12 seconds
192. The Heavy has yet to meet someone who could outsmart a bullet
193. The Heavy has yet to watch The Matrix
194. It's the late 60s and yet they have briefcases that spin while hovering just above the surface it's on
195. One crossed wire, one pinch of potassium chloride, one twich, and KA-BLEWIE
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;16668131]If the above statement is true
189. The Heavy's gun weighs 150 kilograms
190. The Heavy's gun fires $200 custom-2 cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute
191. It costs $400,000 to fire the aforementioned weapon for 12 seconds
192. The Heavy has yet to meet someone who could outsmart a bullet
193. The Heavy has yet to watch The Matrix
194. It's the late 60s and yet they have briefcases that spin while hovering just above the surface it's on
195. One crossed wire, one pinch of potassium chloride, one twich, and KA-BLEWIE[/QUOTE]
You mean one [I]errant[/I] twitch
196. Wooden baseball bats are much heavier than metal ones
197. I'm going to gut you, like a Cornish game hen
198. One butterfly knife contains exactly 100 Minigun rounds, each round being the approximate size of a butterfly knife
197. Black Scottish Cyclopes can fight and aim much better after drinking whiskey
198. You are notte deserving of a hat if you are Irish and poor.
199. Only respected gentle menne wear quality hats such as foot-ball helms and rubber gloves, in order to comically appeare as poultry.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;16668131]190. The Heavy's gun fires $200 custom [b]tooled[/b] cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute[/QUOTE]
Fix.
200. The metal helmet won't save you from any kind of damage.
201. Kritzkriegs can be useful in 40% of all situations, the remaining 60% is a horrible rape up the ass through your kidneys and up your sternum rammed diefest.
202. The King of Australia waged a war against hills and won.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;16675635]202. The King of Australia waged a war against hills and won.[/QUOTE]
203. Mann and sons co invented the ''Ro-bot''. I wondor if it will catch on...
205. I don't like fire
206. EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A MEDAL
207. We're out of medals.
208. [b] Ze Solja is batshit insane! [/b]
210. I don't like fire
211. Frenchmen will never stop smoking, not even post mortem.
211. The Heavy thinks that enemy dispensers are actually diaper changing stations
212. You can walk through people dressed in the same color as you
213. Unless it's an enemy Spy
214. Rainbows make the Scout cry.
215: rifles can be charged to make them do more damage
216. The pyro is a flaming homosexual.
217: a level 100 back-burner will do the same damage as a level 1 back-burner
217. A level 100 BONK! will have same duration as a level 0 BONK!.
218. If you like fire alot you can make it fire out your hands :flame:
219. There are no hand grenades around to be thrown
[QUOTE]
192. The Heavy has yet to meet someone who could outsmart a bullet
193. The Heavy has yet to watch The Matrix [/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard at this i peed a little.
220. By some strange anomaly you can gain achievements by doing tasks, often related to killing the other team's members in a certain way.
221. These achievements can be displayed on your vision by the way of HUD to track your progress.
222. Some classes are polite.
223. Some classes are efficient.
224. The sniper throws jars of piss at people and lives in a van.
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