274. Gentlemen, why did the spy cross the road?
[sp]Because he never really was on your side.[/sp]
275. Holy shit, that's comedy gold.
276. Some gibs can actually be Tricycles
277. Actually, it's a unicycle.
278. Vending machines heal you.
279. You can't become drunk as a demoman.
280. Oh their gonna find you all dead in the ally, with cats licken at ya!
281. You can have a drink out of a broken bottle.
282. The spy bonked the scout's mom, and gave her spycrabs.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;16601335]18. It's possible to torch the shit out of your teammates without them feeling a thing
19. Unless it's an enemy Spy[/QUOTE]
283: Or a farm
284. The Heavys full time job is killing you
285. That's why they cal it a zoo.
286. You aren't dead unless you are full of [b]maggots[/b]
287. Arrows can randomly be found floating in the air, just like Oblivion
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;16746772]287. Arrows can randomly be found floating in the air, just like Oblivion[/QUOTE]
288. But mainly you'll find razorbacks floating in the air.
289. In soviet russia cart pushes you
290. No, no it doesn't.
291. Cart pushes you when you stand in front of it.
292. The FAN is a shitload of fun until someone uses it on you
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16751724]292. The FAN is a shitload of fun until someone uses it on you[/QUOTE]
293. Same with all the scout update weapons.
294. Sandviches will heal burn wounds, bulletholes, and even a good bludgeoning.
295: It's Overtime.
296. Scout needs a dispenser here.
297. Don't stand still, Wanker.
298. Men should get haircuts, digest ribs, and yell, and defend hills
299. YOu better have a good hairstyle cause you sure as hell aren't getting a hat
300. THIS IS SPARTA
300. You can totally survive arrows through your head
[QUOTE=wazzpinator;16756308]296. Scout needs a dispenser here.
297. Don't stand still, Wanker.
298. Men should get haircuts, digest ribs, and yell, and defend hills
299. YOu better have a good hairstyle cause you sure as hell aren't getting a hat
300. THIS IS SPARTA
30[b]1[/b]. You can totally survive arrows through your head[/QUOTE]
:eng101:
This is sparta is not something I learned from tf2.
302: No matter how much they try, no matter what they do, no matter how they do it, no matter when they do it, [b]the civilian heavy will live on.[/b]
303:need a dispencer hea
304:need a dispencer hea
305:need a dispencer hea
306:need a dispencer hea
307:need a dispencer hea
308:need a dispencer hea
309:need a dispencer hea
310:need a dispencer hea
311. Overtimeovertimeovertimeovertime
312. Everybody except me plays with a high FOV.
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