[QUOTE=zzzdude;17444008]This is gay.
You are marketing towards people who play video games, ONLINE. Introverts. Do people who don't get enough sunlight like dogs? HELL NO. They are cat people. Cats are cool. Dogs are the lamest thing next to...
Nothing really. That's how lame they are.
Oh, as for people ASSUMING that PeTA would get pissed off on this: FUCK YOU.
PeTA fights for animal rights. Everyone wants the animals to have the same rights as people. They are our equal and as such should have similar privileges. Not having an animal in the game is like not having people of a different skin colour. It's wrong and unfair.[/QUOTE]
zzzdude, you are one of the most intelligent people I have ever met.
Everyone, I want you to listen to this man. He knows what he's talking about and is probably alot smarter than you.
Should replace the Engi's build ability. Quite a loss and quite a gain at the same time.
And when you deploy it he stays in a certain area only. Could be fun.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;17443804]
If its [b]master[/b] dies while its still alive, the dog gains 150% attack bonus so it can avenge its [b]master[/b], and if it survives until you respawn, it will make its way back to you.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god. Master?! Are you kidding me? Know we have people assuming that a dog's sole purpose is to FULFILL someone else's needs. Extending the idea of slavery is bad.
And then what's with the phrase MASTER? Why not Boss or Owner? Cause it implies masochism. The whole leather and being tied up sick perverted fetish that some people like. Guess what word they use? MASTER.
Thats twisted, and you are all freaks.
What, The, FUCK.
That looks fucking awesome!
[editline]09:13AM[/editline]
what have i missed? is this real or fake?
Edit:
OK. i know it's fake now.
[QUOTE=zzzdude;17444008]This is gay.
You are marketing towards people who play video games, ONLINE. Introverts. Do people who don't get enough sunlight like dogs? HELL NO. They are cat people. Cats are cool. Dogs are the lamest thing next to...
Nothing really. That's how lame they are.
Oh, as for people ASSUMING that PeTA would get pissed off on this: FUCK YOU.
[B]PeTA fights for animal rights[/B]. Everyone wants the animals to have the same rights as people. They are our equal and as such should have similar privileges. Not having an animal in the game is like not having people of a different skin colour. It's wrong and unfair.[/QUOTE]
No, they just hate humans.
They complained about Call of Duty: World at War because you killed dogs, why wouldn't they complain about this?
It's fake. But I fucking want to play as one. Be all kewt and deliver healthpacks and metal :'(
Oh god, no Valve no, stop fucking with us :tinfoil:
I bet the steampowered forums are going nuts :buddy:
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;17441048]And "Guard Dog" is probably code for something[/QUOTE]
[img]http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-tf2.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=rosthouse;17444335]Oh god, no Valve no, stop fucking with us :tinfoil:
I bet the steampowered forums are going nuts :buddy:[/QUOTE]
It's not Valve.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww[/url]
Anyone ever see this? I could see this in the game, just maybe a bit smaller, and painted team colors with sentry-like heads with antennas, or something.
Actually playing as the dog sounds a bit too far fetched to me though, I'm not sure if you could get bot_mimic to get a friendly bot following you around to shoot at the same enemy, but if they could pull it off they'd be hitting many birds with one stone.
-Manual sentry control for priority targets
-Mobile
Etc. It obviously should be nerfed and mobile DPS units sound extremely OP, so maybe no lock on feature, or if it has passive defense, make it a little bit inaccurate, maybe? Because of its legs, perhaps?
I could see it working like the cart, too, where friendly players around it get treated to half a tier 1 dispenser's worth of stuff.
Perhaps they could make this a general all around use device for engineers, but he can't build sentries, dispensers, or teleporters. Only the robotic Dog.
[QUOTE=zzzdude;17444120]Oh my god. Master?! Are you kidding me? Know we have people assuming that a dog's sole purpose is to FULFILL someone else's needs. Extending the idea of slavery is bad.
And then what's with the phrase MASTER? Why not Boss or Owner? Cause it implies masochism. The whole leather and being tied up sick perverted fetish that some people like. Guess what word they use? MASTER.
Thats twisted, and you are all freaks.[/QUOTE]
Another fantastic post!!
^ Sounds like something PETA would say :keke:
[QUOTE=zzzdude;17444120]Oh my god. Master?! Are you kidding me? Know we have people assuming that a dog's sole purpose is to FULFILL someone else's needs. Extending the idea of slavery is bad.
And then what's with the phrase MASTER? Why not Boss or Owner? Cause it implies masochism. The whole leather and being tied up sick perverted fetish that some people like. Guess what word they use? MASTER.
Thats twisted, and you are all freaks.[/QUOTE]
You know nothing of dog ownership and the use of proper English.
Like what I do.
:pcgaming:
Don't feed the PETA trolls, folks. It just makes them think they know something.
As I said in other thread, regardless of the fact that it's fake, it's still a pretty funny update. I wouldn't mind seeing this as a server mod, might be interesting with some tweaks.
Looks fake, but always remember Jarate.
You can never trust Valve.
I hope they dont add this, the idea of a dog as a playable class in tf2 is a bit stupid.
Would make a good sentry replacement but, just have it just follow the engi around.
Eh, don't care about a dog, they can't outsmart bullet.
[QUOTE=Bautista;17444712]Eh, don't care about a dog, they can't outsmart bullet.[/QUOTE]
boolit.
[B]Zerg rush![/B]
Hahaha awesome joke!
Looks like Valve likes the Dog-Fake.
[url]http://guarddog.50webs.com/[/url]
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Shit, I think it's real
[QUOTE=reviewmad;17445226][url]http://guarddog.50webs.com/[/url]
[editline]11:32AM[/editline]
Shit, I think it's real[/QUOTE]
It's not.
Why would they upload it to 50webs?
They'd upload to their site and actually make it work.
It's an obvious fake.
[QUOTE=zzzdude;17444008]This is gay.
You are marketing towards people who play video games, ONLINE. Introverts. Do people who don't get enough sunlight like dogs? HELL NO. They are cat people. Cats are cool. Dogs are the lamest thing next to...
Nothing really. That's how lame they are.
Oh, as for people ASSUMING that PeTA would get pissed off on this: FUCK YOU.
PeTA fights for animal rights. Everyone wants the animals to have the same rights as people. They are our equal and as such should have similar privileges. Not having an animal in the game is like not having people of a different skin colour. It's wrong and unfair.[/QUOTE]
No, PeTA thinks they themselves are animals.
Because they cry every time someone gets hurt. They bitched and moaned when the President swatted a fly.
[QUOTE=Bittersweet;17445492]They bitched and moaned when the President swatted a fly.[/QUOTE]
It's pretty sad when a group or company has done so much stupid shit that I can't tell if stuff like this is a joke.
Why would PETA be sad about the dog getting shot? It has guns of it's own. It can shoot back. (and rocket-maul people) :D
I remember the same kind of letter when someone sent in the FaN coupon.
Here it is:
[media]http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/Foogooman/ohvalve.jpg[/media]
Valve is messing with us.
But I love it. :3:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwa5Ek1M_0[/media]
For fucks sake people, we already know it is fake, we found this out about 12 hours ago
by the way, fallout 3 wasn't boycotted, and you can shoot dogs' heads off.
Epic
OH GOD
Lol'd so hard at the Jarate Dispenser picture
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