Stupidest things you have ever heard people say - Games

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;21546401]I don't think that was just stupidity, on bot maps, I was bored, and body shotting a engie in his left foot makes him look like he tripped.[/QUOTE] Did I say engie or did I say heavy? Heavy's death animation when getting killed by any other class than the spy and sniper is a normal death animation.

[QUOTE=gufu;21261457]I think the massive whining behind the the latest trend of calling classes overpowered (back in my days, it was the Demoman who was OP - and now, look!), annoys me. I just can't understand how can a Scout, a class made for battles for isolated enemies and sneakiness can be considered OP as a combat class. FAN has been nerfed to a normal status, Sandman doesn't do shit that can be considered permanent (other than making you a peper thin scoot with lots of bonus points). And of course, bonk is limited, because the enemy can track you down and kill you. And they will. tl;dr - Scout still takes skill, stop whining, it's your fault.[/QUOTE] Scout is fun on 2fort variants. Get on the roof with the FaN and Sandman and piss off enemy snipers.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;21568260]leanr to mute[/QUOTE] I was the one micspaming...

[QUOTE=EFG;21600537]I was the one micspaming...[/QUOTE] leanr to mute

I (as Medic): Ready for the Uber? Heavy: Yes! *I charge him, he runs out of ammo and stands with a Sandvich on the battlefield*

[QUOTE=DatWut?;21611167]I (as Medic): Ready for the Uber? Heavy: Yes! *I charge him, he runs out of ammo and stands with a Sandvich on the battlefield*[/QUOTE] Yes, that is annoying. I tend to not uber heavies that never picks up ammo boxes.

Durring the free weekend I heard (Srsly d00d why did you throw pee at me? That is mean!) *-Username-Disconnected*

-Random person adds me to friends list- Random guy: hi Me: hi? Random guy: how do you trade? -right click, remove friend...- its the 5th time this week :saddowns:

"What is the Buff Banner?" That was very recently. It started with "What is that green stuff and the flag?"

"How did you get that headset for the scout". Yeah...the default scout hat, how did i get that? :bang:

"Hey Bathatter" "Hey Bath-taker" "Hey Bat-tah-ker" "Hey Bathurter" "Hey Backhacker" God damn, people. Also, having the word "hacker" in my name automatically means I'm using a hack, according to some people.

"A headshot with the bat is a 1 hit kill on heavies"

Although this was actually in L4D2: "No, some melee weapons do 50 damage and some do 70." "The tonfa can kill a tank in 6 hits."

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;21713844]Although this was actually in L4D2: "No, some melee weapons do 50 damage and some do 70." "The tonfa can kill a tank in 6 hits."[/QUOTE] In truth do all weapons do the same damage but with varying fire rates?

-snip, bad reading- Book me.

[QUOTE=Talishmar;21714322]In truth do all weapons do the same damage but with varying fire rates?[/QUOTE] Yeah, they all do 500 damage to SI and 5% health to a tank. They have varying swing speeds and swing distances. The tonfa swings the fastest, but you have to get the closest in order to actually hit with it.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;21714814]Yeah, they all do 500 damage to SI and 5% health to a tank. They have varying swing speeds and swing distances. The tonfa swings the fastest, but you have to get the closest in order to actually hit with it.[/QUOTE] Nightstick sounds better IMO. Also called a hippy basher

[QUOTE=DatWut?;21611167]I (as Medic): Ready for the Uber? Heavy: Yes! *I charge him, he runs out of ammo and stands with a Sandvich on the battlefield*[/QUOTE] I always feel bad when I'm ubered and that happens because I wasted my medic's hard earned Uber. Also, (there is no excuse for this) when I Ubered a soldier he pulled out his Equaliser, charged a Heavy, and was cut down in milliseconds. I raged at him in alltalk, so everyone in the server could see how dumb he was. He disconnected.

"God dammit, such a fucking n00b no-skill weapon." Enemy player after being mowed down repeatedly by me as a Natascha Heavy while he was playing Scout, Pyro, or Demoman.

I was playing on some random 2fort server then I dominated some guy. Him: ''i now hate dutch ppl 4ever!'' Me: ''Cry some fucking more!'' Then he kept swearing at me for about 20 minutes :downs:

"How does everyone have the bald heavy hat but me!?" After someone told him it was default, he replied with "Nuh-uh, it isn't in my inventory."

For hat press F12!

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;21738222]"How does everyone have the bald heavy hat but me!?" After someone told him it was default, he replied with "Nuh-uh, it isn't in my inventory."[/QUOTE] Totally this.

[QUOTE=Bathacker;21709022]"Hey Bathatter" "Hey Bath-taker" "Hey Bat-tah-ker" "Hey Bathurter" "Hey Backhacker" God damn, people. Also, having the word "hacker" in my name automatically means I'm using a hack, according to some people.[/QUOTE] My name used to be Sir Daniel Fortesque on Steam. No one would ever get it right. It's pronounced "Four Tesk Que". No one would get it right, and just say "Four Tesk". Even before that, my name used to be "Ephphatha", a Hebrew word meaning "Be Open". It's pronounced "Eff AT ka" No one ever got it right ever. But yeah. One time on a server I was a Medic, but I just spawned and no team was around. I saw two enemies, a Heavy and a Scout, being attacked by my teammates. They killed my team but had barely any health left so I managed to syringe them to death. After they die: "Fucking battle medics." :fuckoff:

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;21738891]My name used to be Sir Daniel Fortesque on Steam. No one would ever get it right. It's pronounced "Four Tesk Que". No one would get it right, and just say "Four Tesk".[/QUOTE] Those people should be bludgeoned until they play that awesome game. And then bludgeoned more for not having played it already.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;21738891]My name used to be Sir Daniel Fortesque on Steam. No one would ever get it right. It's pronounced "Four Tesk Que". No one would get it right, and just say "Four Tesk".[/QUOTE] I would think it to be pronounced, Fort-is-kway I've found like 2 people that can pronounce Kychu correctly, it pisses me off when people say it wrong. kuh-eye-chew, everyone says keychew

[QUOTE=kychu24;21739739]I would think it to be pronounced, Fort-is-kway I've found like 2 people that can pronounce Kychu correctly, it pisses me off when people say it wrong.[/QUOTE] Kai-Koo?

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;21738891]My name used to be Sir Daniel Fortesque on Steam. No one would ever get it right. It's pronounced "Four Tesk Que". No one would get it right, and just say "Four Tesk". Even before that, my name used to be "Ephphatha", a Hebrew word meaning "Be Open". It's pronounced "Eff AT ka" No one ever got it right ever. But yeah. One time on a server I was a Medic, but I just spawned and no team was around. I saw two enemies, a Heavy and a Scout, being attacked by my teammates. They killed my team but had barely any health left so I managed to syringe them to death. After they die: "Fucking battle medics." :fuckoff:[/QUOTE] Medievil? was my first game at PSX lol :D

"YOU'RE HACKING, YOU SPAM THE SPY COMMAND EVERYTIME I GO NEAR YOU FFFASLDKAS" Said a noob spy after i kukri'd him to death for the one hundredth time because he didn't know the uncloak makes a sound and i'm fucking paranoid when i go Sniper.

After joining a 5/20 slot server hoping to play a small game of 2fort with my friend. I'm greeted by the most annoying voiced people I've ever met. [quote]Annoying bitch: "Hey Left4Meds or whatever, stop capping. We just want to battle." Me: "You both are just sitting in spawn waiting for someone to walk in. I'm not going to play if you're camping." 30 Year Old Stoner: "Stop being such a noob and play, god." *Capping intelligence* Annoying Bitch: "Wow, you're such a fucker." Me: "Are you some sort of faggot or something?" Annoying Bitch: "No, I'm a girl gamer."[/quote] The girl sounds like she's 30, has a weaboo goth avatar, plays dungeons and dragons along with WoW, and almost always swears in every sentance. Then another 30 year old guy who won't shut the fuck up when someone says something and lies about how he has a job, wife, kids and nice car. When they finally stopped sticky camping their own spawn, to try and stop me from capping, they had horrible aim and kicked me because they were butthurt. Why can't I play a game without listening to someone's life story that no one cares about. [editline]6:58[/editline] Their steam pages to prove it. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198020615486/[/url] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/drako_shorty/[/url]