Stupidest things you have ever heard people say - Games

Dominated some chick, killed her 7 times in a row with the equalizer. Started blabbering some shit like "Come out and fight you fucking cunt licking pussy" or "You have no balls you pussy piece of shit", i was giggling the whole time. She finally raged heavy and got revenge on me and said "You ragin? I just dominated your asshole" :L

Shortening names doesn't bug me at all, in fact it makes me giggle at how bad some people are at it. My name, since it is somewhat of a mouthful, usually gets shortened to dummy, ballistic and the ever so enjoyable 'balls'. That one usually makes the whole server crack up. My motto is "I could care less what you call me as long as I know it's me"

"They can't push the cart if there is a sentry here!". 2 mins later: [b]Announcer[/b]: You failed!.

I have yet to see anyone misspronounce my name :smug: but on subject... #1 "Quick kill that soilder! he's glowing!" :gonk: #2 "kill that spy not that spycrab!" (there was only 1 spy) #3 "Tolna! stop shooting that medic and kill the damn furry Soilder!!!" (the medic soon pop'd an uber killing this person)

idiot: ur a weeaboo me: I'm Asian. idiot: ur a asian weeaboo Does that even make sense?

This isn't really something stupid I heard, but I do recall seeing an arena server that said it had instant respawn :downs:

i am incredibly pissed off at anyone calling me Latin Greek.

[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;21782162]Dominated some chick, killed her 7 times in a row with the equalizer. Started blabbering some shit like "Come out and fight you fucking cunt licking pussy" or "You have no balls you pussy piece of shit", i was giggling the whole time. She finally raged heavy and got revenge on me and said "You ragin? I just dominated your asshole" :L[/QUOTE] You have a way with women.

"Fuck that, lets play on an ego server" My friend likes those servers. I want to hit him.

[QUOTE=AlfieSR;21778206]I'm rather pissed at people calling me Alife. It's Alfie, damnit! Al-fee![/QUOTE] HEY ALfALFA [editline]12:27AM[/editline] Also eckspohdee instead of eckspawdone [editline]12:27AM[/editline] 1 looks like an L to some people

'oh god i twisted my nutsack!'

[QUOTE=HyperTails;21787326]"Fuck that, lets play on an ego server" My friend likes those servers. I want to hit him.[/QUOTE] Bash him with your keyboard if he says the same thing about saigns.de

As far as names go, everybody (no, seriously. EVERYBODY) just calls me "Gamma". I don't mind, though. There has been only one person so far that has called me anything other than gamma since my name change. There was a Portugese player on KOTH_Harvest_Event on halloween, and when he tried to say "gamma", it kinda came out as "gramma."

Only reason I play on ego servers is because its one of the few non sv_pure servers and I haven't found many other decent ones that are default rotation. Somebody asked how do they take off their medal and someone in the server told them it was unbind !all in console. He didn't say much after that. And its surprising how few people can pronounce "epsilon" properly.

[QUOTE=E-102 Gamma;21788054]Oh, snap. -snip- that part. [B]Antway[/B], as far as names go, everybody (no, seriously. EVERYBODY) just calls me "Gamma". I don't mind, though. There has been only one person so far that has called me anything other than gamma since my name change. There was a Portugese player on KOTH_Harvest_Event on halloween, and when he tried to say "gamma", it kinda came out as "gramma."[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.accelterm.com/Images/bigstockphoto_Fire_Ants_170281.jpg[/img_thumb] ???

[QUOTE=Afnopo;21787718]'oh god i twisted my nutsack!'[/QUOTE] Bro that's not stupid. That's just... painful

[QUOTE=Dole;21779805]Honestly when you pick names like that its not surprising people get them wrong. They don't study your name, they likely glance at it and at first it does look like victor.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Roger The Alien;21778956]Hey let's go Victor![/QUOTE] Well it actually is pronounced 'Victor', funny when people say other stuff like V-EI-Ka-TAR or Vo-kt-air.

Some people call me Tyhapagorilla... ITS TyHap [B]OR[/B] GoRiLLA! @ just means "aka"!

Random Kid at school: Retard: I just got a fucking virus from playing TF2 on my Xbox this weekend! other people: that sucks, how the hell did that happen? Retard: I dont know either! But I am going to stip my xbox of its hard drive, connect it to the computer, look at the virus, see the IP I downloaded from and then Im going to hack him back! haha Other People: Oh wow man! you are the hacking master. *long pause* (Finally I had to say something) Me: Okay, you take Cisco class right? you should know how that works, you cant just "hack" somebody through their IP adress and I highly doubt you got a virus from a server while playing TF2 on an XBOX! Hell! Im not even in any computer class, just learn stuff from home and from a forum that talks aboutthis stuff and even [u]I[/u] know what you described is impossible. Other people: uhh who are you? this guy is the best at computers. Retard: *stays quiet* I felt so good after doing that. I just went ALL out on his ass, making him look like an idiot even more that before saying "hes a hacking master" lol I may have been over dramatic but he should be in the thread "computer illiterate people who think they know things." I dont think you cant get a virus from a server, let alone a xbox virus. [editline]09:51AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shibbey;21386738]I remember someone on FP uninstalling TF2 when he got his items removed.[/QUOTE] ... that would be me... HOWEVER like I tried to say in my posts, it was other things that lead to it. If I remember correctly, something about the update screwing up my custom mods so it gave me a reason to [b]REINSTALL[/B] it. I was really mad about the update, not just the hat part.

first he said "ive been playing steampowered games for 5 years" then he says "one thing you all have in common, you all spend your miserable lives playing games" what a fucking idiot

Why is it when you have a name like C:\Scotty\the\*\*.rar that people always call you by the damn \*.rar It doesn't even show up in normal play.

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;21789982]I dont think you cant get a virus from a server, let alone a xbox virus.[/QUOTE] While I've never even heard of an XBox virus, it's plausible to get one from a TF2 server via downloaded files. I don't know much about any sort of checks or anything that Steam Cloud does, but just at face value it [i]is[/i] possible. You were still right in calling that guy a dumbass, though.

People read my name like it's something unpronouncable. Even when I changed my name to KRAIDGIEF and then Drive-Time Mikey, they still read it like a dyslexic three-year-old. "Hey Eat-Dem, Beanz, heal me!"

People always call me either bacon, baconlegs, or crazybaconlegs. I am content with this. The sheer amount of people who ask why my name is baconlegs is surprising, though. My name is baconlegs because it's baconlegs. You need not know anything else.

One day somebody told me I was a hacker because I used the dead ringer. I made him believe it was hacks, and he called a votekick on me. Vote failed, the guy ragequitted.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;21769694]It's pretty rare for people to get my name right. If they can't be bothered to get st0rmforce right, then how do you expect them to pronounce yours? "Let's go St0rmface" :argh:[/QUOTE] Hey st0rmfuck lets go

I wonder if people were rating my post dumb based on the 2nd edit or they thought it was a lie. That guy is serious, his name is Dan, he has long greasy dirty blonde hair and talks about video games 24/7 [editline]03:46AM[/editline] and hey, I admitted to it. In the real world, when you admit to something you've done wrong it makes you look like a better person. Just FYI

Me: Arge make a teleporter Argyle: My names argyle Me: From now on you are to be called faggot And for the rest of the round we called him faggot, He got real mad.

[QUOTE=The Inzuki;21783285]This isn't really something stupid I heard, but I do recall seeing an arena server that said it had instant respawn :downs:[/QUOTE] I actually played on one yesterday. However, if you cap the control point, a new round starts.

[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;21782162]Dominated some chick, killed her 7 times in a row with the equalizer. Started blabbering some shit like "Come out and fight you fucking cunt licking pussy" or "You have no balls you pussy piece of shit", i was giggling the whole time. She finally raged heavy and got revenge on me and said "You ragin? I just dominated your asshole" :L[/QUOTE] Rule 30:There are no girls on the internet.