[QUOTE=menneb;21201810]"Engineer needs an Armadillo pet as his secondary unlock".[/QUOTE]Scrounges around for dropped weapons, can easily navigate cramped areas, and infects Spies with leprosy. I like it.
The day that TF2 became a free trail for 1 week. Every thing the new players said.
Including this.
[code]Newguy 1: How do you level up weapons?
Me: You cant, if you get ar random new weapon after a certain time, it will have a higher level
Newguy 1: Oh you mean it migth be stronger?
me: Yeah.
newguy 2: NO SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU I HAVE BEEN LEVELING UP MY LEVEL 34 RIFLE
Me: Dude, you cant level up weapons.
newguy 2: REPORTED!!!
average player: wow what a dick.
newguy 2: yeah, Buttburger is schupeed.
Me: He was talking about you.
new guy 2: But I dont wanna!
Newguy 1: Lol. [/code]
:v:
I don't know.
"HOW DO I ROCKETJUMP"
This man said it five minutes after hitting the wall in front of him with rockets and killing himself.
Six times.
Also, during the same 1 week free trail...
Newplayer has found: Texas Tengallon
Me + others: Woah dude! thats a good hat!
Newplayer: (after a few moments) What? it was a hat? I thought it was a worthless weapon. I deleted the bunk helmet and the demoman hairdoo too.
everyone: 8|
"Rocket Jumping isn't fair, it goes against the fundamental designs Valve implemented for Soldier, its an exploit used by cheaters / hackers"
Yeah, some idiot actually said this when I rocket jumped to an out of reach spot and started raining rockets on their stuff. They even said I was cheating. Actually it was just one guy though, I just made him butthurt I guess.
"Why would I need to rotate teleport exits?
>ctf_turbine
I was on red team
Red Player (Alltalk): Guys i have a teleporter right in their vents, use it to get the intel!
Blu Player: Good to know
Red PLayer2: Dude, way to go to share some information with the team, but i think you overdid it.
Me: DUDE FUCK YEAH, PERFECT DISTRACTION FOR THE OTHER TEAM WHILST WE GET THEIR INTEL (Saying it on team sarcastically)
We won that round because of a sarcastic comment from a stupid mistake.
Fucking Brilliant.
[quote=menneb;21201810]"when is valve going to vac all the idlers?"
:words:
"engineer needs an armadillo pet as his secondary unlock".[/quote]
[b]FUCKING YES![/b]
DO IT VALVE!
/cum
[QUOTE=SpudOfWar;21205164][b]FUCKING YES![/b]
DO IT VALVE!
/cum[/QUOTE]
no.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;21202368]Also, during the same 1 week free trail...
Newplayer has found: Texas Tengallon
Me + others: Woah dude! thats a good hat!
Newplayer: (after a few moments) What? it was a hat? I thought it was a worthless weapon. I deleted the bunk helmet and the demoman hairdoo too.
everyone: 8|[/QUOTE]
You got trolled, man.
On a serious server with dicemod, an engineer got noclip and noclipped into the skybox and built a tele exit. When he got the entrace up, I went over to it and sapped it, he removed the sapper and I went throught the tele, I telefragged him and sapped all his stuff, he screamed "YOU FUCKING FUCKER IM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE ADMNIN FOR HAX!!!!" and tried to votekick me for the rest of the game.
This one time I went into a thread on FP about stupid stories and 99% of them were made-up
"You're fucking funny cunt aren't you pyro"
Said an admin scout to me over alltalk as I airblasted him of the bridge on doublecross (he had godmode on)
Then he teleports me to the bottom of the chasm and is like "HOW THA FUCK DO YOU LIKE THAT" while I'm still alive.
Then he teleports me into the lower bridge (literally in it so I'm jammed) noclips up and kills me with godmode still on.
I just asked him to contact me when he has the balls to play against me without godmode, and Dced.
[QUOTE=xZippy;21205211]no.[/QUOTE]
yes.
HAY GAISE LET'S STACK ON A GIRAFF.
oh and in L4D1:
Me: you can't do over a 25 pounce
Random dickhead: Dude you're a fucking dumbass I did a 82 one.
Me: It was probably a modded server
Random dickhead: dude I've played this game for 1 year, I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Playing L4D1 for a WHOLE fucking year? Wow that guy must not need much to be entertained.
"Over 25 pounce"?
You mean 25 damage?
You can do more than 25.
On versus, get very VERY high on No Mercy, try and get on the hospital. Pounce all the way down. You may get lucky with 99.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;21194101]This is how I see it:
Pyro is the easiest to pick up, easy to master.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Obeliskos;21194424]pyros are the definitive newbie class[/QUOTE]
You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.
Women on the internet.
[QUOTE=Knuckle;21207041]You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.[/QUOTE]
I god I love a jarate reflect.
Nothing is more fun than having your opponent minicrit himself.
Especially as pyro, fire minicrits means your flames dont have ridiculous damage falloff, IE you do SHIT TONS more damage.
[QUOTE=Knuckle;21207041]You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.[/QUOTE]
Oh holy shit, timing. Pyro is obviously a pro class.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;21207716]I god I love a jarate reflect.
Nothing is more fun than having your opponent minicrit himself.[/QUOTE]
Sorry sir, I have to correct you there. While that is indeed tons of fun, nothing beats a huntsman sniper screaming into his microphone with alltalk on when you get uberlucky (or incredibly good at timing; at medium range you have to press the airblast button before the sniper lets go of his arrow, and at close range with no charging even before he pulls his bow back) and headshot kill him with his own arrow.
I have sadly yet to experience such fun.
[QUOTE=Obeliskos;21208325]Oh holy shit, timing. Pyro is obviously a pro class.[/QUOTE]
Anyone can reflect a rocket into nothingness, it takes some degree of talent to knock the soldier into the air with his own rocket, even more so to reflect another rocket at him as he's airborne.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;21205884]This one time I went into a thread on FP about stupid stories and 99% of them were made-up[/QUOTE]
I guess it won't matter if we laugh at them
Just hate the obvious ones.
"fucking heavy, drop the intelligence"
"Hacker! You cant reflect flares!" and "Medic is a pimp."
This thread, nuff said
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=920355[/url]
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;21186480]"That means it's double the firepower!"[/QUOTE]
I thought this was true.
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