Stupidest things you have ever heard people say - Games

Pyro is over powered. Pyro has been so underpowered for how long now?

"The Engineer's shotgun is overpowered!" Would you believe me if I said that I've heard this at least three times?

"hw do u do 2 jumps? i can onlly do it as scout?!?"

xxXGalloeXxx has found: Camera Beard xxXGalloeXxx: omg why do i keep getting useless hats i want a weapon Everyone else: :geno: On the free weekend.

kid admin to me"you dominate me and you are pyro wish is OP so i permaban you from the server" One of the stupidest i heard

Always carry out sapper because it is big and will block bullets.

"I'm a good Pyro."

"Dont use the spies cloak, It is useless and you allways get caught" On the free weekend

"How do you fire the coloured rockets?" First time playing TF2 for me.

"Goddamn idlers."

Random kid sending me a friend invite. I accept. "Dude" "Help me pls" "How do u get hats?" Right click --> Remove friend.

"Why the fuck are you putting a dispenser near mine?"

After getting a crit shotgun on a pyro trying to ambush me. "what the fuck shotgun isn't that powerful" Would have been fine if he bitched about the random crit, but apparently he didn't even know they existed. Not the stupidest thing ever, just something that made me laugh..

Also, Joined a mach and about 4 people asked me how to get hats, Within the minuite i joined, I told each of them over allchat, And all of them were on the server at the current time, I swear, Its a new form of greafing

"Damn, the Scottish Resistance isn't really good for stickyjumping, is it?"

[QUOTE=Knuckle;21207041]You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Knuckle;21209095]Sorry sir, I have to correct you there. While that is indeed tons of fun, nothing beats a huntsman sniper screaming into his microphone with alltalk on when you get uberlucky (or incredibly good at timing; at medium range you have to press the airblast button before the sniper lets go of his arrow, and at close range with no charging even before he pulls his bow back) and headshot kill him with his own arrow.[/QUOTE] Reflecting Huntsman arrows is about the hardest thing to do in TF2, but it extremely rewarding when you do. I have only done it once, though. I was on an achievement server, on the map "achievement_solderdemoachievs" or something like that (quite small and very poorly designed, BTW) and myself and a couple other guys were just messing around, not realy going for any achievements, I was Pyro, and the other guy was Huntsman Sniper, and he was randomly shooting arrows in my general direction. I was attempting to reflect them, but was quite unsuccessful. He asked me to try to reflect them back, and I agreed, so he started shooting them directly at me. I got hit a few times, and got headshotted a few times, but I eventually managed to start reflecting them. After a while I actually managed to reflect one back, and it hit him in the head. I was just like :razz: [QUOTE=Olanov;21211738]"fucking heavy, drop the intelligence"[/QUOTE] In case you or anyone else doesn't know you actually [I]can[/I] voluntarily drop the intelligence. There's a console command, something like "dropitem" or whatever that makes you drop the intelligence, and I think there's even a "drop intelligence" key in the options menu. But anyway, on-topic. I was on a different achievement server, on the map "achievement_turbov12" (awesome map, even if you don't like achievement servers) and one guy had a mic. He randomly got a Spy Camera Beard, and was like "Cool!" "I'm gonna try my new camera beard." and goes and commits suicide or something. Then he's just like "Wait, how do you use the camera beard?" :doh: Link to achievement_turbov12 on FPS Banana [URL]http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/130243[/URL]

I bound over the default key for "drop intelligence" with "explode". And Turbo is a good map, but there are no good servers that can actually keep the people under control.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;21194101]This is how I see it: (Any class here) is easy to pick up, but highly difficult to master.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

"Reloading wastes all the bullets that are left over in that clip, dude!"

random kid: what is jarate? me: its a jar of piss random kid: i want jarate me: sure you do :v: it was funier while in-game, i have the record of that, if you guys wanna watch it, i can upload it

[QUOTE=E-102 Gamma;21218667]In case you or anyone else doesn't know you actually [I]can[/I] voluntarily drop the intelligence. There's a console command, something like "dropitem" or whatever that makes you drop the intelligence, and I think there's even a "drop intelligence" key in the options menu.[/QUOTE] It's L, my dear.

"Medic is so cheap in arena, people use medic when they have no skill and rely on others to win" It was funny when I switched to medic. He promptly shut the fuck up when there was a medic on his team. Whenever he was injured and calling for medic, I refused to heal him because I figured he was to "pro" for medics.

A medic with kritzkrieg ubered a soldier which began to fire crockets at me when I was a pyro, I reflected the rocket and it killed the medic. "stupid noob soldier tking people"

"Sandman is over powered" "Equalizer is over powered" "Ambassador sucks" After some, 13 year old kid picks up one of those large boxes of ammo. An Engie on his team asks him to not do it again. "Hey I needed that ammo for my shotgun! You probably never use your guns anyway."

At some point or another, someone turned on sv_cheats 1 and I was the only one who knew it, noclip was engaged as was multibuild. it was ridiculous for a while

[QUOTE=declan;21214252]xxXGalloeXxx has found: Camera Beard xxXGalloeXxx: omg why do i keep getting useless hats i want a weapon Everyone else: :geno: On the free weekend.[/QUOTE] Made-up [QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;21216465]"Why the fuck are you putting a dispenser near mine?"[/QUOTE] How is this a stupid thing [QUOTE=cs_bunny;21218776]I bound over the default key for "drop intelligence" with "explode".[/QUOTE] Same here, I did it for accident. I knew about 'explode' before I knew you could drop the intel, I was just like "Hey, I never used L in any Source game"

[QUOTE=iRunner;21223412]random kid: what is jarate? me: its a jar of piss random kid: i want jarate me: sure you do :v: it was funier while in-game, i have the record of that, if you guys wanna watch it, i can upload it[/QUOTE] This was on the -V- Randomizer server right? Upload please.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21236017]This was on the -V- Randomizer server right? Upload please.[/QUOTE] yes it was, let me upload [editline]01:00AM[/editline] dang, the video file may be a little laggy, and the size in my pc is like 3 gbs this is gonna take a while to convert it into 66mb [editline]01:45AM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNirtvfC1U[/media] there we go

[QUOTE=Knuckle;21207041]You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.[/QUOTE] I've airblasted all these, except a sandman ball, didn't hit the owner, and the hunstman arrow hit a demoman, but he didn't die. Also, 'twas funny when I airblasted the jarate, it was in Arena too. :downs:

[QUOTE=credesniper;21235364]"Sandman is over powered" "Equalizer is over powered" "Ambassador sucks" After some, 13 year old kid picks up one of those large boxes of ammo. An Engie on his team asks him to not do it again. "Hey I needed that ammo for my shotgun! You probably never use your guns anyway."[/QUOTE]imo Sandman is underpowered