• Stupidest things you have ever heard people say
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Youre mentally insane.
[QUOTE=iRunner;21238605]yes it was, let me upload [editline]01:00AM[/editline] dang, the video file may be a little laggy, and the size in my pc is like 3 gbs this is gonna take a while to convert it into 66mb [editline]01:45AM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNirtvfC1U[/media] there we go[/QUOTE] Thanks man. I was Carlton Hale on there.
Go to a server. Me: Oh wow sv_pure here too? Dummie:JUST TYPE IN SV_PURE AND YOU CAN CHANGE IT.
[QUOTE=iRunner;21238605]yes it was, let me upload [editline]01:00AM[/editline] dang, the video file may be a little laggy, and the size in my pc is like 3 gbs this is gonna take a while to convert it into 66mb [editline]01:45AM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNirtvfC1U[/media] there we go[/QUOTE] Nice towering pillar of hats replacement
'Why cant I use the Sapper to attack the enemy players?' [img]http://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm.jpg[/img]
I think the massive whining behind the the latest trend of calling classes overpowered (back in my days, it was the Demoman who was OP - and now, look!), annoys me. I just can't understand how can a Scout, a class made for battles for isolated enemies and sneakiness can be considered OP as a combat class. FAN has been nerfed to a normal status, Sandman doesn't do shit that can be considered permanent (other than making you a peper thin scoot with lots of bonus points). And of course, bonk is limited, because the enemy can track you down and kill you. And they will. tl;dr - Scout still takes skill, stop whining, it's your fault.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;21246467]Nice towering pillar of hats replacement[/QUOTE] What kind of server is that? It looks fun (I haven't been playing TF2 that long)
Randomizer arena.
Have an IP?
"Don't sware on mi srbver u fucking furfag bitch faggot" :saddowns:
[quote=ghettogeek;21261918]have an ip?[/quote] 173.192.202.56:27015
Last night on dustbowl stage 2 defending as scout I managed to slip through the gate and kill a medic with a full ubercharge. I said "That, children, is how you get your medics killed" A guy who had been dominating me (and was the one who let me in) said "Cry some more baby, I can make you rage harder if you like" It was as if he'd been waiting for me to say something (because he was constantly killing me and wanted a reaction) and didn't bother actually reading what I said.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;21263186]Last night on dustbowl stage 2 defending as scout I managed to slip through the gate and kill a medic with a full ubercharge. I said "That, children, is how you get your medics killed" A guy who had been dominating me (and was the one who let me in) said "Cry some more baby, I can make you rage harder if you like" It was as if he'd been waiting for me to say something (because he was constantly killing me and wanted a reaction) and didn't bother actually reading what I said.[/QUOTE] That one, out of all the others here, made my soul die a little.
I was playing yesterday. [I]Guy: speed hacker [/I] I was a scout. :downs:
[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/23rl5oh.png[/img] :colbert: And then, after trying to find another server. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2iviif.png[/img] :wtc:
Try hard: "Hey guys, anyone here smoking weed?" Noone said anything. Try hard: "Because i am, im smoking weed" No reply again. Me: "Fuck, come on. You were right there! Why didnt you kill him?" Try hard: "Because im smoking weed." Me: "Saying you are smoking weed doesnt make you look cool, infact, it makes you look more like a complete idiot." Try hard: "No my hostile friend. Smoking makes you get all the ladies." Ugh. Im surprised he could spell, let alone play a game.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;21263186]Last night on dustbowl stage 2 defending as scout I managed to slip through the gate and kill a medic with a full ubercharge. I said "That, children, is how you get your medics killed" A guy who had been dominating me (and was the one who let me in) said "Cry some more baby, I can make you rage harder if you like" It was as if he'd been waiting for me to say something (because he was constantly killing me and wanted a reaction) and didn't bother actually reading what I said.[/QUOTE] I hate people that go "LOL UMAD???" as fast as you open your mouth.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;21283291]Try hard: "Hey guys, anyone here smoking weed?" Noone said anything. Try hard: "Because i am, im smoking weed" No reply again. Me: "Fuck, come on. You were right there! Why didnt you kill him?" Try hard: "Because im smoking weed." Me: "Saying you are smoking weed doesnt make you look cool, infact, it makes you look more like a complete idiot." Try hard: "No my hostile friend. Smoking makes you get all the ladies." Ugh. Im surprised he could spell, let alone play a game.[/QUOTE]:smug:
Should have asked him why he was playing TF2 and not getting pussy.
some retard -"Aww crap another bonk helmet" I - how many hats you have? retard - "about 10" everyone - "fuck you and GTFO"
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;21283291]Me: "Fuck, come on. You were right there! Why didnt you kill him?" Try hard: "Because im smoking weed." Me: "Saying you are smoking weed doesnt make you look cool, infact, it makes you look more like a complete idiot." Try hard: "No my hostile friend. Smoking makes you get all the ladies."[/QUOTE] [img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5007/confusedbusinessmancomp.jpg[/img]
Yes. I facepalmed so hard i have an imprint inside the back of my head.
When i was spy "HOW DID YOU GO INVISIBLE. TELL ME OR I REPORT YOU" :bang::bang::bang: stupid kids
"u fucking hacker!! I killed u like 6 times and dont get revenge" He disconnected after I asked him if he had ever heard of the Dead Ringer.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;21302610]When i was spy "HOW DID YOU GO INVISIBLE. TELL ME OR I REPORT YOU" :bang::bang::bang: stupid kids[/QUOTE] Don't tell me he was an admin.
I once heard someone say that on Goldrush RED has an 80% chance of winning. :downs:
people who haven't heard of unlockables in their quoted 'I've been playing this for 6 years' I've had people complain about, Im sitting there cloaked, while using my mic, giving me away, yet I never uncloak. (cloak and dagger) super fast rockets (direct hit) running faster as demoman (chargin' targe) healing myself (medic's self-healing ability / sanvich) and last but not least, hacking the game because I "Put up littel robots that shoot and heal adn warp poeple places"
"Where's the sprint button" :geno:
Why is this question in tf2 sub-forum?
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;21196752]But then we discovered[B] he was an AMERICAN![/B] Also, :damn: You know how games stereotypically pit America against Russia? This time it was an American, Russian, three British Gentlemen (me included, so 3), and some confused French guy who actually did the following act of his. It went distinctively like this, in Country form!: US: Suck a dick, Spy-fag. My Scouting is far better than your invisible-ness Rus: Dude, shut up. I was standing still uncloaked typing. That just makes you look like a dick. UK 1: Oh shit pyro US: Suck a dick about the pyro. Rus clearly has his knickers in a twist French Man: My knickers? I'm giving them up, here you go leave me alone :( UK 2: Hahaha what the fuck? UK 3: What? Rus: Suck a dick, US. US was disconnected (Banned. Reason: Starting big flame wars) US guy gloated, got his ass handed to him when he killed a guy typing uncloaked (dead ringer spy, hidden but suddenly found) and raged. 3 UK guys just basically go "What the hell?" and the French guy just surrended "his"...knickers? What? I honestly am not shitting you this is how it started. US, Rus, Frenchie and UK 2 + 3 were on mics. (I'm UK 3) :damn: (Rate me dumbs, my dumb post needs it. I was bored when making this, and you can rage all you want :3:)[/QUOTE] You know why US hates Russia? [b]Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2[/b] I am astonished to know that British Gentelmen use the words "fuck", "hell" and "shit"! :monocle:
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