Stupidest things you have ever heard people say - Games

how do you explode seriously i was shot by a rocket

Bind "mouse1" "explode" kills everyone you see, dont tell, it is hax" Yeah. Some people tried it.

[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;21328868]Bind "mouse1" "explode" kills everyone you see, dont tell, it is hax" Yeah. Some people tried it.[/QUOTE] Remember when I told someone to copypaste this command in the console bind mouse1 quit; resetplayerstats; bind w kill; bind s kill; bind a kill; bind d kill Idiot fell for it (at least I think he did, as his suicide messages were being showed in the corner).

i bound k to explode and everytime we wait to start i explode alot bind w explode is better

"MW2 is much better than TF2."

[QUOTE=Obeliskos;21194424]nope.avi The only thing scouts tend to do that I would consider easy is flanking (which is easy as any class [/QUOTE] Flanking as Heavy is easy?

[QUOTE=DrunkenGMan;21330044]"MW2 is much better than TF2."[/QUOTE] I hear that at my school. A lot. :geno:

"why didnt you kill those guys, i ubered u" coming from a medic who had just ubered me, during overtime, on the last cap of pl_swiftwater. As a scout.

[QUOTE=DHB;21331997]I hear that at my school. A lot. :geno:[/QUOTE] Please try to restrain yourself from shooting them all down. They know not what they say.

I usually just do :argh:, but with the middle finger elongated.

Gonna contribute now: "WHAT. You hit me in the foot with that, how'd it chop my head off. Fucking hacker"

I will report you all unless you give me all your hats [b]ALL OF THEM[/b]

gibe hatz pls lo i report u HUAHUEHUEHEAUHAUHA

[QUOTE=minilandstan]I will report you all unless you give me all your hats [b]ALL OF THEM[/b][/QUOTE] [quote=xpod1]lo i report u[/quote] What the fuck is this Runescape

Doomish has found: Jarate! [name withheld to preserve identity]: hey that was supposed to be mine asshole Doomish: what [name withheld]: yeah you better fuckign give me that jarate Doomish: wait wait wait Doomish: what [name withheld]: i just got this game and i want throw piss at people Doomish: lol [name withheld]: itsn ot funny asshole im trying to be a good sniper Doomish: okay seriously you HAVE to be trolling [name withheld]: no i want jarate *he continues to bug me for my jarate for the rest of the match*

[QUOTE=Doomish;21339273]Doomish has found: Jarate! [name withheld to preserve identity]: hey that was supposed to be mine asshole Doomish: what [name withheld]: yeah you better fuckign give me that jarate Doomish: wait wait wait Doomish: what [name withheld]: i just got this game and i want throw piss at people Doomish: lol [name withheld]: itsn ot funny asshole im trying to be a good sniper Doomish: okay seriously you HAVE to be trolling [name withheld]: no i want jarate *he continues to bug me for my jarate for the rest of the match*[/QUOTE] You Should have gave it him. By throwing at him

Oh, thought of another one. "The pyro is a girl."

[QUOTE=credesniper;21341223]Oh, thought of another one. "The pyro is a girl."[/QUOTE] But it's true... For me... :frown:

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;21341269]But it's true... For me... :frown:[/QUOTE] Continue with your fantasies my friend... They won't become true unless VALVe say so. Admin/Mod: "Stop playing that music, it's annoying." Me: "Y'know, there is a mute option in the menu." Sourcemod: Jamsponge (UK, btw) [UNSRS] has been muted. Me: "What?" People seem to forget about the mute option...

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;21345968]Continue with your fantasies my friend... They won't become true unless VALVe say so. Admin/Mod: "Stop playing that music, it's annoying." Me: "Y'know, there is a mute option in the menu." Sourcemod: Jamsponge (UK, btw) [UNSRS] has been muted. Me: "What?" People seem to forget about the mute option...[/QUOTE] They don't want people to leave the server. 'Nuff said.

"How do i earn that grenade launcher?" Didn't know there was a grenade launcher unlock.

Guy goes "as if points have anything to do with skill" after a facestab XD

"Equalizer is pretty balanced." Ze fuck?

[QUOTE=DrunkenGMan;21330044]"MW2 is much better than TF2."[/QUOTE] "CS is better than TF2, and MW2 just kicks the shit outta it" Then again he doesn't know about the hats :smug:

[QUOTE=Pako;21350752]"CS is better than TF2, and MW2 just kicks the shit outta it" Then again he doesn't know about the hats :smug:[/QUOTE] It's not like the hats are why TF2 is a better game than either of those

God, MW2 is so fucking overrated.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;21351318]It's not like the hats are why TF2 is a better game than either of those[/QUOTE] It's a scientific fact that hats improve every game that they happen to be in.

[QUOTE=Knuckle;21207041]You guys obviously have never seen a truly good pyro airblast rockets, nades, sandman balls, jarate or even huntsman arrows back at their owners.[/QUOTE] ...And this is the part where I declare I was the tyrant of our team by doing so, back in the day.

"Who can help me with some Quests?" It was in TF2... hurr...

[QUOTE=Zenpod;21341090]You Should have gave it him. By throwing at him[/QUOTE] And then he should've said: "Here you go uncle Dave. Happy fucking birthday."