Stupidest things you have ever heard people say - Games

"Wait, there are items in this game?" He had owned the game since the day it came out and plays it regularly. He was probably just drunk or something.

[QUOTE=PandaClown;21201861]"How do you get random drops?"[/QUOTE] Randomly. :eng101:

i got kicked from an arena mode when i was sitting out because i was "afk" WHAT

Being banned for not buying vip. This shit was amazing,i played for quite a time on the server,and then the server owner joins the server mad for an unknow reason,and he was talking with a dick in his mouth. *My stats get reseted for an unknow reason* Garbor: Wait,why he fuck my stats got reseted? Mad Admin: cuz you didn't bought vip lol Garbor: Wow what a retarded shit. *Now the server owner gets mad and start to say that im a "freeloader"* Garbor: Hey,don't try to talk when you have fucking dick in your mouth. *and he gets angry and start to say shit to all the server* Garbor: U mad bro? *Now i lol'd cause he banned a vip,when he was trying to ban me* You have been banned for the following reason: Get the fuck out freeloader. I see that servers like this one will end up like saings.de and eGO.

[QUOTE=gagaters;21382272]And to think they are in the process of Modern warfare 3 ; .; BOYCOTT[/QUOTE] It's by Treyarch, they seem to focus more on the storyline rather than making noob-friendly games [QUOTE=kitteh-nator;21387654]Oh and it's pretty fun to hear people on TF2 pronounce my Steam name.[/QUOTE] Well same for me

Some guy: "Stop building a teleporter build a dispenser is much better :downs:" Me: Are you serious? We were on goldrush defending and they had the two first CPs. And no, he wasn't trolling at all.

Guy:i noticed 90% of kids on TF2 overuses your mom jokes Other guy:your mom overuses "your mom" jokes.

Some cunt said: [quote]stfu my mom sayd i can play so stfu[/quote] He claimed he was 12 years old, falling below the age requirement for this game (UK: 15, USA: 17).

"Why do I cloak when I'm using the dead ringer?"

"You have been kicked, Reason: Reserved slots" idle server :suicide:

"I'm really good against bad players" "yeah I'm pretty sure everyone is" "oh" [QUOTE=iRunner;21416762]"You have been kicked, Reason: Reserved slots" idle server :suicide:[/QUOTE] That's not uncommon at all since the players in them usually are in for long periods of time, making them full for long periods of time. A lot of them have reserved spots so the admins who pay for the server don't have to have sourcetools constantly check the server when they could be getting items.

[QUOTE=.ediT;21416764]"I'm really good against bad players" "yeah I'm pretty sure everyone is" "oh" That's not uncommon at all since the players in them usually are in for long periods of time, making them full for long periods of time. A lot of them have reserved spots so the admins who pay for the server don't have to have sourcetools constantly check the server when they could be getting items.[/QUOTE] they should atleast put in the server's name "[RESERVED SLOTS]" or in tags: "reserved_slots"

[QUOTE=iRunner;21416817]they should atleast put in the server's name "[RESERVED SLOTS]" or in tags: "reserved_slots"[/QUOTE] Or just not have reserved slots

[QUOTE=Garbor;21396608]Being banned for not buying vip. This shit was amazing,i played for quite a time on the server,and then the server owner joins the server mad for an unknow reason,and he was talking with a dick in his mouth. *My stats get reseted for an unknow reason* Garbor: Wait,why he fuck my stats got reseted? Mad Admin: cuz you didn't bought vip lol Garbor: Wow what a retarded shit. *Now the server owner gets mad and start to say that im a "freeloader"* Garbor: Hey,don't try to talk when you have fucking dick in your mouth. *and he gets angry and start to say shit to all the server* Garbor: U mad bro? *Now i lol'd cause he banned a vip,when he was trying to ban me* You have been banned for the following reason: Get the fuck out freeloader. I see that servers like this one will end up like saings.de and eGO.[/QUOTE] It would do you well to respect the people who own the server you play on. You could've at least said "I would, but I dont have the money to." Plus who cares about server stats

"You're just mad because you don't have a halo :smug:" He was talking to a guy who, indeed, had one, but refused to wear it. :downs:

[QUOTE=iRunner;21416762]"You have been kicked, Reason: Reserved slots" idle server :suicide:[/QUOTE] what's funny about this,is that people donate to idle server owners JUST for the reserved slot.

[QUOTE=iChooseYou;21423654]what's funny about this,is that people donate to idle server owners JUST for the reserved slot.[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised. SourceOP idle servers are loaded with premium members. Some people just don't want to be troubled with finding a free spot in a server, or they believe in "server luck".

"Equalizer is way too weak now." I really heard someone saying this. After one Hitting two soldiers in a row with the help of Crits.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;21426867]"Equalizer is way too weak now." I really heard someone saying this. After one Hitting two soldiers in a row with the help of Crits.[/QUOTE] How is the damage scaling done now?

newb: HELP! HELP! HELP! HEEEEELP! Me: What? newb: I'm glowing! What's happening! Am I getting hit? Me: you've been ubercharged newb: what a ubercharge? (that's what he wrote) Me: makes you invincible for a period of time. newb: YEAH! eat minigun bitches! *ubercharge runs out* newb: CANT KILL ME, CANT KILL ME! *newb is killed by a demo and a crocket* newb: wait, what? You said this makes my invincible? Me: yeah, I also said FOR A PERIOD OF TIME! newb: are you on your period? Me:*Facepalm* and I'm a guy, afterwards, someone asked what a period was. he got kicked

You have been kicked. Reason: No spectators why no specs in an idle server? god...

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;21432752]How is the damage scaling done now?[/QUOTE] 113.7 - .405*(remaining health)

Some random conversation on a public server. - I think Soldier is the best class!. - Hm, mine is Demoman. - I don't like Demoman, i usually mess up the stickies. - Are you being racist?.

[QUOTE=larrylumpy;21417174]It would do you well to respect the people who own the server you play on. You could've at least said "I would, but I dont have the money to." Plus who cares about server stats[/QUOTE] Not actually stats,but levels(tf2 rpg mod)also the admin was mad and saying shit to all the server,so why should i respect a server owner when he is a moron?(and seriously why the fuck would i say i wanted to buy vip?If anyone here bought vip on any server to get special things it's totally dumb.)

[QUOTE=Garbor;21443478]Not actually stats,but levels(tf2 rpg mod)also the admin was mad and saying shit to all the server,so why should i respect a server owner when he is a moron?(and seriously why the fuck would i say i wanted to buy vip?If anyone here bought vip on any server to get special things it's totally dumb.)[/QUOTE] I bought vip on a idle server for a reserved slot. My item drops disagree with you.

I was playing on a really low-populated server one day on 2fort and some 9-year-old kid with the name "Supaman2" or something similar came on. Kept killing him again and again as Scout. He was Soldier. He was so bad that he couldn't hold his own against a vanilla loadout Scout as a Soldier. Neither of us say anything, as I usually don't talk unless it's to communicate with my team. After I dominate him he speaks up. Typical rage-induced trash talk, "I fucked your mom," "you're a cheap little bitch is what you are," etc. So finally he ragequits, and I keep on playing. About 10 minutes later, someone joins under the name "Doooom." Again, pretty terrible soldier, and I keep tearing him apart. He gets on mic after a few minutes and what I hear is this: "Hey Crow" "...Yeah?" "Do you remember me?" "No." "This is supaman." "Uh...alright." "This is my [b]true form[/b]." He killed me a couple times because I was laughing too hard to concentrate.

Random friend invite: Him: How did you get that pistol skin? Me: It's from buying Sam & Max season 3, look it up on the tf2blog. 5 minutes later: Him: Is the guard dog real? Me: No it is player made. 5 minutes again: Him: What is Gang Garrison? This went on for several hours.

[QUOTE=Funsize;21444083]Random friend invite: Him: How did you get that pistol skin? Me: It's from buying Sam & Max season 3, look it up on the tf2blog. 5 minutes later: Him: Is the guard dog real? Me: No it is player made. 5 minutes again: Him: What is Gang Garrison? This went on for several hours.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that guy's rockets are going like 200 miles an hour what the fuck is going on

Not words, but I Ubercharged a heavy, right out of spawn so I know he was fully equipped, an engineer ran at him with the shotgun. The Heavy [I]ran away.[/I]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;21446152]Not words, but I Ubercharged a heavy, right out of spawn so I know he was fully equipped, an engineer ran at him with the shotgun. The Heavy [I]ran away.[/I][/QUOTE] Second map of Gold Rush, last cap, we've got to push through [i]right now[/i] if we're going to get this cap. Just as we're coming out of the tunnels going into the last cap area - the bomb was under the walkway, where it always gets stuck - I Uber a Soldier. He stands there and fires his rocket launcher. He doesn't move until the Uber has long worn off and I've left his retarded ass to die in favor of ANYTHING else. I think I was healing a Sniper at that point just to get away from him.