Your funniest kick/ban

[BlitzkriegOmega]

What the fuck?!?

[Adstheratz]

[QUOTE=stea1th;18438375]i was kicked but the window went all the way to the top left corner of my screen, so i could only close it and couldn't see the reason i was kicked for.[/QUOTE]

Look at the console. That will say why you was banned/kicked

[Fayth]

Kicked for sexually taunting a minor (little boy) on the server.. The message said "Chris Hansen is watching bitch"

*laff

[Chance]

I was kicked by a dumbass admin because i said fuck you because he incapacitated me and the only reason he did that was because i accidently shot him in the past round.

[Swimbound]

[QUOTE=Javascript;18430461]"reason for kicking:

don't fucking spray that gross cowgirl shit in my server ever again"

"reason for banning:

I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT"

some random pub server I joined and endlessly sprayed the most fucked up porn I could find on the walls of the enemies' spawn[/QUOTE]

I would like to see this.

[DoctorBerry]

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18445896]I would like to see this.[/QUOTE]

Me too please.

Kicked - "I know who you are..." Funny, I don't know who you are.. and this was a random pub server.

[Hakita]

Banned. Reason: "DONT USE AIMHACKS!"

I shot someone in the feet with a rocketlauncher and managed to hit him from the air... :geno:

[Chance]

Ah fuck i didt know this was in team fortress 2!

[ComboTroop]

I pissed off my friend when he was hosting, cause i was playing as sniper and head shotting him when he was scout!
Reason was: .
Damn good times
Oh and next stop eGo servers, i wanna see how many retarded ban or kick reasons i can collect there as a achievement!

[BlackWind]

i just got kicked for eating a sandvich, and not dropping it to heal an admin..

Fuck him...
Tis my sandvich :smug:

[Price_]

Got banned for not ubering an admin scout

When i was already ubering a heavy :colbert:

[Fusilero1]

[QUOTE=Poke-Dude;18428886]I guess the facepunch unsrs servers don't count, but it desrves to be here.

"You have been kicked for the following reaon:
DESU~"[/QUOTE]

1. Sup dood that was me then
2. Probably for spychecking an admin and some kid freaking out thinking I watch hentai just because I said touhou or the admin of another server banning me with the comment
"How do you feel it now fucker?" He somehow managed to break every single un srs rule in a row so he was perma banned.

[Monotonical]

"Where did you hide the cookie, damn it?!"

I still don't know what cookie he was talking about...

:frown:

[ComboTroop]

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;18453530]1. Sup dood that was me then
2. Probably for spychecking an admin and some kid freaking out thinking I watch hentai just because I said touhou or the admin of another server banning me with the comment
"How do you feel it now fucker?" He somehow managed to break every single un srs rule in a row so he was perma banned.[/QUOTE]

Im a kid! Im now gonna freak out and think you watch hentai, just because you said touhou in your post!

In other news, its impossible to get banned on server with no ADMINS on! FUCK!!! I tried on this laggy 500 ping server with 1/32 players, damn, i broke the rules and the guy was lagging all over, not saying anything!
And that my fellow rioters this is 'just' a lie and not true, you should probably stop reading this post, before i continue to blah on about nothing and then you replying and asking "WTF" was i going on about, simply nothing much!

[LastLucario]

I said in chat: "Alright I'm leaving see you guys."

Then Kicked reason: "Autokick, lol"

xD

[KillerBox]

Kicked and Perma banned reason: Testing
Happen soon as I joined the server.

[larrylumpy]

I got kicked for not being a "team player"

I was spy checking as the only pyro... :confused:

Oh yea, it was a texas team players server

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;18440110]Kicked and banned from server reason "racist name"

was with name Buck The Big Black Blimp

and avatar of a black blimp.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Pimpslap_gleam.png[/img]

[TheDarkTaker]

I Asked for a stylish exit. "You have been kicked from the server, reason: Stylish!"
im so awesome :smug:

[GastricTank]

I joined a server and said hi.

I was banned for the reason: Hacking.

[Jarey_]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;18431003][img]http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh318/UrBoo/Sexy%20Ones/Cowgirl.jpg[/img]
Nothin' wrong here, boss.[/QUOTE]

Miley Cyrus. :unsmigghh:

[BassB]

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;18472126]Miley Cyrus. :unsmigghh:[/QUOTE]

God no

[Fawkbawkz]

Funniest in General:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0vxhWiSaE[/url]
The end of that video (watch all of it for laughs)

Funniest in TF2:
[url]http://machinima.com/film/view&id=42614[/url]
The events that led to me being banned from No-Heroes servers.

[CrazyBaconLegs]

I got banned for killing a bunch of out of spawn snipers on nucleus as spy.
I was just passing through!
Reason: Spawn Camping.
They're camping at their own spawn! You can't blame me.
Besides, there's not much I can do to avoid them on nucleus.
It's circular!

[Poke-Dude]

[quote=Fawkbawkz]Funniest in TF2:
[url]http://machinima.com/film/view&id=42614[/url]
The events that led to me being banned from No-Heroes servers.[/QUOTE]

That was hilarious.

[seano12]

Kicked for spamming the Spy voice command

[Phyxius]

Kicked + banned for hacking.
I was sandmanning through the starter gate.
I love doing that, especially to medics with full uber just before the round begins. :biggrin:

[xZippy]

I got kicked, because I asked the admin to kick me. I didn't feel like clicking "Disconnect".

[Mr.BIRDMAN]

I remember when i first tried tf2 i got banned off a server for tea bagging people and i got a kick message saying "What are you fucking 14? this isnt halo"

Last time i ever saw enraged gamers on TF2... except for three other times on L4D2 though... lawdy! Everyone gets mad...

[Trooth]

One time I got temporarily banned for burning somebody through a gate in setup time. =/ Lame. It didn't even impact the game in any way, because the guy respawned before setup time ended and even went "lol" in chat afterwards. It kinda sucked because I was pretty much carrying our team (we were losing, but I mean I was pretty much the only good player). We were getting steamrolled heavily, and I'm sure they only got even more heavily steamrolled after I was banned.

Also the other day I got votekicked along with another engineer for saying "GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP" over and over throughout two maps. I had to leave for class after that, and when I got back, the guy who votekicked us, as well as my partner in crime, were still in the server. I came back, and we started doing the same shit to the guy, but then I got autobalanced. :( So I went spy, disguised as an engineer, and yelled "GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP" whenever I got near enemies.