Your funniest kick/ban - Games

I love using the Cloak and Dagger, disguising as an enemy engi, going to where they have all their stuff set up, and putting "GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP" on loop.

"Kick: Stop downloading gay porn." Instead of telling you your ping is too high, it says this.

Got kicked for mic-spamming 'Hi, my name is GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN GabeN'.

[QUOTE=Saza;18543865]"Kick: Stop downloading gay porn." Instead of telling you your ping is too high, it says this.[/QUOTE] Heh, reminds me of Starcraft. Every time a map would start, somebody would inevitably lag out before anything could really get done. During the pauses in between the "Waiting for player..." pop-ups, the screen would be filled with lines like that, since you couldn't chat with the pop-up up. Ahh, memories...

"You didn't join voice chat" you are banned for 10 hours >.>

[QUOTE=GawdOfROFLS;18545338]"You didn't join voice chat" you are banned for 10 hours [B]>.>[/B][/QUOTE] :Dawkins102:

You were banned from the server Reason: LOL FAG god damn 4chan servers. . .

I got permabanned for 'being dangerous'. The guy who banned me was apparently stoned.

i said i liked tacos and boof im gone

Just joined a server. Second I moved my mouse: "Banned for 1440 minutes with the reason "aimbot/viewhack"" :frown:

banned for not liking animated porn sprays. i'm serious

[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;18577673]banned for not liking animated porn sprays. i'm serious[/QUOTE] What a fag.

[QUOTE=Letsfightsnake;18577790]What a fag.[/QUOTE] no, everybody was staring at it and we lost 5 times in a row

I mean the guy that banned you.

I was globally permabanned from every eGO server. I joined in and had my name set as: [quote]=(eGO)= clan sucks horse dick[/quote] Reason: Something like, "Insulting the clan." I don't get what I did wrong. :confused: Is stating facts insulting now? :(

Kicked and banned for "using god mode" while being ubered as heavy.

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;18581555]Kicked and banned for "using god mode" while being ubered as heavy.[/QUOTE] I find that [B]REALLY[/B] hard to believe.

Got banned when a admin wanted me to heal him then I insisted he was a spy and meleed him. Ban reason was attacking teammates?

I was hopping around back and forth in the spawn trying to get 1000 double jumps, I swear to god the admin kicked me right at 999. I rejoined and got the achievement then left and never went back. :smith:

[QUOTE=Fayth;18445176]Kicked for sexually taunting a minor (little boy) on the server.. The message said "Chris Hansen is watching bitch" *laff[/QUOTE] That seems to happen a lot. It's fun to do to little kids who have mics, apparently.

I joined an Ego server to piss people off. All I had to do was run at a sentry as a heavy trying to punch it, I was banned from every TF2 server.

[QUOTE=jack of blades;18575927]i said i liked tacos and boof im gone[/QUOTE] Trying too hard.

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;18610057]That seems to happen a lot. It's fun to do to little kids who have mics, apparently.[/QUOTE] It brings me to wonder... Why do little kids insist on having mics? Their voices are so goddamn annoying, and it's an M game, at least have the common decency not to squeak my shit up.

[QUOTE=CrazyBaconLegs;18640620]It brings me to wonder... Why do little kids insist on having mics? Their voices are so goddamn annoying, and it's an M game, at least have the common decency not to squeak my shit up.[/QUOTE] [img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/83/Persuasive-Spy-FIND-A-KID-TELL-HIM-THAT-YOU-FUCKED-HIS-MOTHER.jpg[/img] they really get pissed off from that, I wouldn't give a shit if someone told me that but they apparently do

That Advice Spy sucks. I like this one better [img]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6475/disguiseasscout.jpg[/img]

Let's see... Once, I went on to an eGo server, and decided to play as a sniper. If I remember right, the map was 2fort. Doing what most snipers do, I decided to go to the "balcony" of my team's fortress. So, a few minutes later, a heavy from my team comes up to me and says: "Hey, you, stop spawncamping. Get out there!". I ignored him, and 5 minutes later, I was kicked. The same thing happened on a pub server, once, when I was waiting to ambush some enemies as a pyro with the Back Burner, and some guy does the exact same thing as that heavy.

Wow, a lot of you guys have had trouble with the eGo servers.

[QUOTE=Bluflame789;18690549]Wow, a lot of you guys have had trouble with the eGo servers.[/QUOTE] It's because they are a bunch of 12 year old faggots that get butthurt if you don't act "polite and use civilized language" on a M rated game meant for MATURE players/people. It's fun to troll them though because even after you get STEAM ID banned from ALL of their servers (CSS, TF2, etc) some of the admins and regular clan members will PM you on Steam and tell you to "fuk of" or "go die u noob" or some retarded 12 year old insult like "u fuk ur grama lolz" which further proves the fact that eGo is the easiest trolled clan in all of clanfaggotdom.

[QUOTE=w1z;18691843]It's because they are a bunch of 12 year old faggots that get butthurt if you don't act "polite and use civilized language" on a M rated game meant for MATURE players/people. It's fun to troll them though because even after you get STEAM ID banned from ALL of their servers (CSS, TF2, etc) some of the admins and regular clan members will PM you on Steam and tell you to "fuk of" or "go die u noob" or some retarded 12 year old insult like "u fuk ur grama lolz" which further proves the fact that eGo is the easiest trolled clan in all of clanfaggotdom.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;18431003][img]http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh318/UrBoo/Sexy%20Ones/Cowgirl.jpg[/img] Nothin' wrong here, boss.[/QUOTE] this is what I was talking about: [img]http://expansionmansion.com/media/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=48740&g2_serialNumber=2[/img]