Your funniest kick/ban - Games

[QUOTE=Javascript;18703578]this is what I was talking about: [img]http://expansionmansion.com/media/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=48740&g2_serialNumber=2[/img][/QUOTE] What the :fork::fork::fork: [sp]Source?[/sp]

This was on a completly different forum, related to something totally different. Some horrible forum full of drama trolls and flamers, and the mods and admins are slackers. I've pissed them off acouple of times and soon posted in the 'bugs' section with the thread 'I got bugs'. The first post was "Yeah I got bugs" And the spoiler tag opened possibly over 100 pictures of real life bugs, along with the text "About over a hundred bugs". In just five minutes I got banned for the reason: Stop coming here, fucktwit. You're not welcome. I've pissed them off many times, but it seems they hate bugs...

I went on my clan Goldrush server and built in that one area up high at stage one. The one you have to build a dispenser, jump, and get to that platform. I got banned with no warning. I would have gladly taken down the sentry if the admin told me to. I promptly left that clan.

Kicked for hacking. I was blowing people up in 2fort respawn. [editline]01:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=w1z;18691843]It's because they are a bunch of 12 year old faggots that get butthurt if you don't act "polite and use civilized language" on a M rated game meant for MATURE players/people. It's fun to troll them though because even after you get STEAM ID banned from ALL of their servers (CSS, TF2, etc) some of the admins and regular clan members will PM you on Steam and tell you to "fuk of" or "go die u noob" or some retarded 12 year old insult like "u fuk ur grama lolz" which further proves the fact that eGo is the easiest trolled clan in all of clanfaggotdom.[/QUOTE] Nice, i hope they have some Highlander servers, spawn kill here i go!

I said the N-word on a idle server....

You have been kicked. Reason:We dont take kindly to philosophers here. I was reciting a mixture of Nietzche, Edgar Allen Poe and Oscar Wilde.

disguising as a friendly Heavy.

[QUOTE=cup-a-soup;20814617]disguising as a friendly Heavy.[/QUOTE] Because that can lead to [sp]crashing[/sp]

[QUOTE=Javascript;18703578]this is what I was talking about: [media]http://expansionmansion.com/media/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=48740&g2_serialNumber=2[/media][/QUOTE] What the fuck media tag that atrocity

I was banned for being too young.

Oh wait media tags broken because garry's a faggot [editline]11:45AM[/editline] Automerge broke damn it

In CS:S for changing my name. The Ban said something like: "Banned for changing name hacking". Don't know exactly.

[QUOTE=Force-A-Nature;20814831]In CS:S for changing my name. The Ban said something like: "Banned for changing name hacking". Don't know exactly.[/QUOTE] wat... I did that all the time and I didn't get banned.

[QUOTE=cup-a-soup;20815189]wat... I did that all the time and I didn't get banned.[/QUOTE] Had something to do with the server.

I got auto-kicked from a tf2 server for "using cheat commands" when I tried to use the kill command... I didn't go back.

Oh yeah, I wrote explode into the console, got kicked for Client Time Out. Rejoined, wrote it again, autokick for being AFK.

I removed my bind on K, so 2 days later I forgot. So I keep pressing K trying to say Leroy Jenkins...and I got kicked for "command spam"

lol?

Should I join an eGO server since I'm in the "We Hate eGO" group?

I got kicked from a Doorman server for changing my name to "CAPTURE MAN". There's a story behind it though. It was a 24/7 warpath server, my team owned four out of the five points. The last point is being held like a tightly clenched asshole by the other team. But I am a spy, so their visual defenses mean pretty much nothing. I walk into their base, take note of their sentry posts, and take a look at the final point. A regular sticky bomb demo had slapped a shitload of stickies onto the ceiling of the point. I let a scout from my team onto the point, and as soon as he starts capping, the stickies blow up. Now all the sentries were not in visual range of the point [b]at all[/b], so I let the demo rebuild his "defense", give it a couple of seconds, and then shoot most of them down. The demo doesn't notice. So I cap the point with absolutely no opposition, winning an hour long game within 3 minutes of joining. At this point, I change my name using the console command to "CAPTURE MAN". The game restarts, and I focus on getting to points unnoticed and stealth capturing. Apparently, someone who was an admin was telling me to change my name, but seeing as he didn't introduce himself as one, or have a Doorman tag, I promptly ignored him. He started a votekick, but wasn't getting enough votes, so he just did it. I end up being kicked off the server.

Now here's a true story to bring a tear to your eye. I called a kid in a sever who kept changing his name from shit like "HIKARU (JAPAN)" to "BUYUNISHA" and general weeaboo shit like that. I called him a dirty disgusting weeaboo and said he was never really going to be Japanese (connected from USA) and not a minute later I got kicked. The reason: FUK U NEVERE COME BACK!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Fawkbawkz;18473429]Funniest in General: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0vxhWiSaE[/url] The end of that video (watch all of it for laughs) Funniest in TF2: [url]http://machinima.com/film/view&id=42614[/url] The events that led to me being banned from No-Heroes servers.[/QUOTE] That was great. I love you.

Didn't happen to me, but my friend got banned for yelling "Chinaman". It was on an EGO server so it makes sense. [url="http://www.ourbenefactors.net/blog/?p=321"]Full story.[/url]

[QUOTE=Javascript;18703578]this is what I was talking about: [img]http://expansionmansion.com/media/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=48740&g2_serialNumber=2[/img][/QUOTE] :awesome:

Kicked for head shooting a cloaked spy with my huntsman aiming for a heavy. The guy had a proper rant about it for AGIS so the reason was "banned to stop his bitching" don't know if he did thou guy was ranting about everyone. Personally admin should of banned him for being a big drama queen:geno:

[QUOTE=Roger The Alien;20818039]:awesome:[/QUOTE] Stop quoting it

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;20814291]You have been kicked. Reason:We dont take kindly to philosophers here. I was reciting a mixture of Nietzche, Edgar Allen Poe and Oscar Wilde.[/QUOTE] I would give you a star rating if it still existed.

we were getting steamrolled on a doublecross server and everyone aparently wanted to stay sniper (i was a heavy we had 7 snipers and 1 scout) so me being pissed at my obvious "lolz sniper best class" team i run like a mad man accross the bridge at the soilder medic pair, yell "PEACE OFFERING!!!!!" at the top of my lungs on the mic, chuck a sandvich at his dying medic, and jump off the cliff. aparently all talk was on all along and the admin got pissed and baned me for "beng retarded ffaggot".....so sandviches are gay to people who have bad english eh!?

"Kicked and banned: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" :eng99:

[QUOTE=BlitzkriegOmega;18440990]I got kickd for the following reason- "your mother sucks cocks in hell"[/QUOTE] WHOOA! Go back to hell, you evil motherfucker! [img]http://www.lifereboot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jrolfe_avgn.jpg[/img] [editline]10:06PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CrazyBaconLegs;18640620]It brings me to wonder... Why do little kids insist on having mics? Their voices are so goddamn annoying, and it's an M game, at least have the common decency not to squeak my shit up.[/QUOTE] Because people who bought the game have the right to enjoy it and play it just like anybody else.