Your funniest kick/ban - Games

Got kicked from an =eGO= server for having the name: The Penis Eater

"Noob gun" I was using the Spy's default revolver, and I managed to get a 9 kill streak with it.

[QUOTE=Eric95;20819443]WHOOA! Go back to hell, you evil motherfucker! [img]http://www.lifereboot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jrolfe_avgn.jpg[/img] [editline]10:06PM[/editline] Because people who bought the game have the right to enjoy it and play it just like anybody else.[/QUOTE] People who are of the legal age to play the game do. Squeakers and eGo kiddies can fuck right off.

During the Soldier vs Demoman event I said that black people make the world worse.

I was playing Simon Says with an admin as Simon: "Simon says hold down your 'V' key, so that I can see the voice bubble over your head." *everyone in the server holds down V" Kicked: Reason - Overflow in voice traffic :P

I was playing on a server with a young admin that kept saying that he was afraid of Beedrills, so the next day I sprayed a picture of a Beedrill in spawn and he kicked me. :psyduck:

I just got back from some stupid server scripted to ban people if you randomly kill people. WTF. Thats the whole point of achievement servers! So I decided to be incredibly annoying, but NOT kill people. What I did was go Pyro and simply poof people around. Oh, and there was an instant death pit I'd try to blow them in. Once they fought back and killed me, I had an option to get them banned from the server. They also had intel in the room, too. I was holding Shift + L like a madman. "We-w-w-e-e-we-we-we-we..." forever. Anyways, before I was banned, I had over FIVE people permanently banned for simply fighting back at my shenanigans. I swear, servers with ban options for people who kill you are almost as bad as eGO servers.

[QUOTE=Gorm;20814660]Because that can lead to [sp]crashing[/sp][/QUOTE] They fixed that a while ago... And holy shit, this thread is still standing!

Me and a friend of mine are banned from quite a few 24/7 2fort servers for doing the intel drop-pick-up thing. Nothing pisses off people more than We-we-we-we-we-we...

i got perma banned of the .tge server by saying the N word. im still banned at the moment.. P.S: it was 5 months ago or less

I got kicked for repeatedly throwing Jarate in the achievement chambers GMG server. Reason: DMing.

its not a kick or ban but... Disconnect:gay jew. im not a jew....im a christian.....

I got banned for being AFK on an idling server :( No joke.

[QUOTE=iRunner;20831828]i got perma banned of the .tge server by saying the N word. im still banned at the moment.. P.S: it was 5 months ago or less[/QUOTE] maybe that's why its called a perma ban.... you know im just saying....

Rolled toxic as pyro on an rtd server that was on plr_pipeline. rushed the cart and killed everyone on the opposite team. They all votebanned me for "hacking" what? [editline]derp[/editline] another time I decided to troll some furries on a furry server and I got kicked for "Being a Weeaboo."

A friend of mine and me were on this DM sever, and my friend destroyed an admins teleporter (while it was in the middle of the map) and he got banned for it. I laughed because it was so pathetic. Silly child admins.

Hmm, my most funny ban was when i was pissing about in some random pub server decided to mess about with the "explode" command and got a friendly soldier to tauntkill me, soon as i hit my binded explode button i get banned "reason: Banned command (explode)" Whats wrong with the explode command?

"go get sexc" 7 year old admins :Dawkins102:

I got kicked from FP UK for switching to spectator at the end of a round... On the winning team :haw:

Got kicked from an eGo server for having the name: Peaness. I don't even know why i was playing there...

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;20837913]I got kicked from FP UK for switching to spectator at the end of a round... On the winning team :haw:[/QUOTE] I remember that, I was there.

[QUOTE=cccritical;20824181]People who are of the legal age to play the game do. Squeakers and eGo kiddies can fuck right off.[/QUOTE] Hurr age elitism One time in CoD4 there was this kid providing enemy locations, someone told him to shut the fuck up and then that guy ran to the left and got headshotted by the Sniper he had just pointed out.

It wasn't me who was banned, but I was once on an idle server messing around. The admin was talking in his mic to the dozen or so players who were in spectator, telling them to get out of spec or be kicked. I asked him why and he said that people in spec were wasting spots for the people who wanted to play. I told him about the few dozen people sitting in the spawn that were wasting spots for people who want to play, and I asked why he won't kick those guys. He told me that it's not his rule, but the owner is a massive faggot.

HOLA AMIGOS!! warning:Speak English Some young kid says This is an american Server.

I lost admin (almost perm banned) from eGO because I called someone a chinless faggot after seeing his pic on the forums. I made the comment in a FUCKING PRIVATE STEAM GROUP.

[QUOTE=BonzaiKitten;20838754]Hurr age elitism One time in CoD4 there was this kid providing enemy locations, someone told him to shut the fuck up and then that guy ran to the left and got headshotted by the Sniper he had just pointed out.[/QUOTE] Friendly and helpful kids are okay, I was one as a kid playing CS 1.0, but as bonzai said its the constant obnoxious squeaking and general faggotry of 99% of the child population that annoy people.

[QUOTE=kioko_m2;20848263]HOLA AMIGOS!! warning:Speak English Some young kid says This is an american Server.[/QUOTE] Kids who cant speak english, tell people to speak english? Sounds like a win to me.

Kicked. Reason:brazisl is shitpor contry yes.

You have been banned. Reason: FUCING HAVY HAKRR. I was rag-tag monster-matic punching heavy

I dropped my sandvich on myself as a Heavy and got banned for "Instant sandvich eating hacks"