Your funniest kick/ban - Games

[QUOTE=Xeloo;20853292]I dropped my sandvich on myself as a Heavy and got banned for "Instant sandvich eating hacks"[/QUOTE] The person who banned you must've been like ZOMG sandvich hacker!

I managed to cooperate witha friendly spy and almost destroyed their last point. there was only one sentry left, then the spy was just going to sap it and me plant stickies all over it but... [ADMIN] Slayed: (spy name I forgot) [ADMIN] Slayed: Science! (that was me) Science!: lolumad? Science!: hemaaad Banned.

[QUOTE=EFG;20869629]I managed to cooperate witha friendly spy and almost destroyed their last point. there was only one sentry left, then the spy was just going to sap it and me plant stickie all over it but... [ADMIN] Slayed: (spy name I forgot) [ADMIN] Slayed: Science! (that was me) Science!: lolumad? Science!: hemaaad Banned.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the time I was perma'd for sapping the sentry outside our spawn.

Time to see how fast spraying softcore furry porn will get me banned on =eGo=... Will update to see if it does. EDIT: apparently, the stuff I already had didn't affect them much. new material: [b]**NSFW**[/b] [url]http://files.uploadffs.com/d/3/e1403964/1132520885537labrat7lick8bq.jpg[/url] Current Time: 12:47, time to see when the ban will set in. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Current time: 12:52 ban length: 1440 Min. Well, I guess Ill have to go back tomorrow. with something [i]more[/i] inappropriate. Time to sort through all that furry porn... It was pretty sad to say the least, I had to bring the spray to the admin's attention to get him to notice it. claimed he couldn't even see what it was. Gave him a 'free country' speech when he said not to spray it. Than got kicked for a simple: 'Porn sprays aren't allowed on =eGo=, thanks. I have to find a more anal admin... [sp] and one with a better computer...[/sp]

GO GO GO DO it

spray gay furry gore vore

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;20873235]spray gay furry gore vore[/QUOTE] Got any links by any chance?

fchan.us/ah/ WARNING EXTREMLY AND I FUCKING MEAN NSFW

...I dont swing that way. I just made a perfectly good suggestion for the future trolling of sexually confused 12 year olds.

I got banned for having a l4d2 avatar, the admin banned me with the reason "fuck off l4d fag".

I got banned from a server, cause according to one of the faggots who were here, I was cheating. The kind of guy that's doesn't even know how to speak or write. That was 1 year ago, and I'm still banned :v:

I got perma-banned from Couch Athletics because about 1.5 years ago, I joined a joke group that was flaming eGO. I hadn't even played on those servers at that time. Not like I miss it though, or care - I already have my own servers that I visit.

Reason: Mike

Ok, lets try this again, first, I shal find a more anal eGO admin... will post updates.

Typing a sentence not containing the letter B

Headshotted an admin 24 times in a row when she was walking past the same area every time Banned: Hacking

Kicked for saying the word "rape" on an eGO server. Obviously that's to be expected there, but I wasn't even using it in a "bad" way. :/

rape is a bad word... not

Kicked+Banned from a jailbreak server. All i did was shoot everyone, they were looking at me wrong.

kicked from an old clan server because i told a micspamming clan member to shut up.

Being AFK. I was hiding behind my Sentry and repairing it. Stoopid.

You have been Kicked. Reason:A wild Admin appeared! He uses Kick! Its Super Effective! I said Gold/silver were the best in an Unsrs server.

Banned for using that bind command in console that lets you destroy your sappers. Annoyed an Engineer with it, he complained, banned.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;20929059]Banned for using that bind command in console that lets you destroy your sappers. Annoyed an Engineer with it, he complained, banned.[/QUOTE] Which one? :w00t:

[QUOTE=Force-A-Nature;20934751]Which one? :w00t:[/QUOTE] Destroy 04 or 05 in console methinks.

For hacking, and i didn't even hacked.

I have another one. So I was on an eGO server one day... and the admins were talking about a contest exclusive for their members in order to win some sort of prize. So I say: What kind of prize is it? A Sur-Prize? Hrmm... very PUNNY i would say. No FUN intended i guess, just like your server and your entire clan! I got banned for the reason: Disrespecting Admins

[quote]Disconnect: Kicked By Console : "STEAM_0:1:23134170 is banned from eGO servers. (Reason: Mic spamming) This ban expires in about 1419 minutes. To contest this ban, visit www.edgegamers.org".[/quote] lol

[QUOTE=GastricTank;20941847]I have another one. So I was on an eGO server one day... and the admins were talking about a contest exclusive for their members in order to win some sort of prize. So I say: What kind of prize is it? A Sur-Prize? Hrmm... very PUNNY i would say. No FUN intended i guess, just like your server and your entire clan! I got banned for the reason: Telling the Admins things they already know and are ashamed for.[/QUOTE] Fix'd.

I was kicked from an unsrs server because I was micspam fighting with someone.