Your funniest kick/ban - Games

Healing people. Apparently medics are supposed to run out and battle like everyone else.

I was kicked for being AFK on an idle server.

I was engineer and i and another engineer builded an exit and an entrance at the Intel Room i was using the teleporter so often that the server decided to kick me because i was using "Speed hacks". Dumbest Cheat detection ever i don't think teleporting fast between places with a teleporter is a speed hack is it?

Went on a LUE server, at badlands, and played battle engie. Obviously some admin was one of the scouts that kept running into my gun because after dominating 2 scouts I got kicked.

I got banned from an idle server. Reason: Idling

Kicked, and probably banned, from The Gravity Bong's 24/7 2Fort server. Joined with a buddy of mine when we got sick of playing Arena with high player counts. Jumped in as I normally do, played fine and dandy, and one of admins was chatting with his clan mates. No issue. Every once I'd chime in with something, usually a jab at him since I'll take most openings to screw with somebody that come up. About this time another buddy of mine joins in, and three of the admins - the main one being the guy I've been taking shots at the entire time - start talking about working in porn. Specifically, gay porn. The amount of money a fluffer makes, the benefits of being a fluffer, and all this - the guy I'd been taking shots at is repeatedly saying that he'd have no problem sucking some guy's dick for $140k/year. Normally I'd just ignore this and keep with normal game chat, like calling out Spies and such. But no, there's no other game chat. The entire mic line is dead except these three talking about working in gay porn. Going into great detail about their preffered job. It doesn't bother me them talking about it, but it's not really something for a public TF2 match. The Gravity Bong has a vent, but they refused to use that for some reason. I don't take any swipes at them during this entire conversation, but I really really wanted to. Jump forward to right before I'm kicked. I'm sitting in our intel room with two Engineers as a Pyro, spychecking the base. The admin I've been giving shit to the entire match says something about dinner, and then immediately feels it necessary to add in "Yes, dinner, I'm Southern, that's what we call it down here so don't give me any shit." which of course is way too easy to take a shot at, so I say "Oh, wow, you're Southern, congratulations, just like a fuck load of the Internet." To which he replies that he's had about enough of me and that he can gag me and keep me from using my mic and what do I think about that. Normally I've got a good comeback for stuff like this, but all I could come up with was "I think... fuck you?" which got me kicked. Immediately after my buddy started in asking if he could get kicked. "Well, I mean, he got kicked so I'm kinda jealous, where's my kick?" Which promptly got him banned. We laughed for days about the hilariousness of that entire match. tl;dr: Called an admin out on being a dumbass, got kicked for it.

I got kicked accidently.

[QUOTE=Force-A-Nature;20954515]Fix'd.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha. Good one.

I got banned from an eGo server for saying "ALL OF OTHER TEAM IS DUMMKOPFS!" as a medic.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;20990293]Kicked, and probably banned, from The Gravity Bong's 24/7 2Fort server. Joined with a buddy of mine when we got sick of playing Arena with high player counts. Jumped in as I normally do, played fine and dandy, and one of admins was chatting with his clan mates. No issue. Every once I'd chime in with something, usually a jab at him since I'll take most openings to screw with somebody that come up. About this time another buddy of mine joins in, and three of the admins - the main one being the guy I've been taking shots at the entire time - start talking about working in porn. Specifically, gay porn. The amount of money a fluffer makes, the benefits of being a fluffer, and all this - the guy I'd been taking shots at is repeatedly saying that he'd have no problem [b]sucking some guy's dick for $140k/year.[/b] Normally I'd just ignore this and keep with normal game chat, like calling out Spies and such. But no, there's no other game chat. The entire mic line is dead except these three talking about working in gay porn. Going into great detail about their preffered job. It doesn't bother me them talking about it, but it's not really something for a public TF2 match. The Gravity Bong has a vent, but they refused to use that for some reason. I don't take any swipes at them during this entire conversation, but I really really wanted to. Jump forward to right before I'm kicked. I'm sitting in our intel room with two Engineers as a Pyro, spychecking the base. The admin I've been giving shit to the entire match says something about dinner, and then immediately feels it necessary to add in "Yes, dinner, I'm Southern, that's what we call it down here so don't give me any shit." which of course is way too easy to take a shot at, so I say "Oh, wow, you're Southern, congratulations, just like a fuck load of the Internet." To which he replies that he's had about enough of me and that he can gag me and keep me from using my mic and what do I think about that. Normally I've got a good comeback for stuff like this, but all I could come up with was "I think... fuck you?" which got me kicked. Immediately after my buddy started in asking if he could get kicked. "Well, I mean, he got kicked so I'm kinda jealous, where's my kick?" Which promptly got him banned. We laughed for days about the hilariousness of that entire match. tl;dr: Called an admin out on being a dumbass, got kicked for it.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ thats alot. Also rated :smile:

Yesterday... I dominated an admin, killed him as Engineer, he saw my hat. I switched to Medic, killed him, he saw my hat, Pyro, he saw my hat, and then I played Soldier and he saw my last 2 hats. Kicked and Banned for the most ridiculous reason ever: "Fucking hat poser. Go away Idler" It's true.

I accidentally perma'd myself does that count.

God, I gotta go to an Ego server sometime. I have never been banned at all. I was kicked once, for using guns on a "melee only" server. Hell, I joined a few seconds ago, saw someone else on THEIR TEAM shooting, then decided to attack him.

An admin ran into our base as an enemy sniper and I one-shot him with the flare gun. Disconnect from server: Kicked and Banned.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;20991318]Jesus Christ thats alot. Also rated :smile:[/QUOTE] That was just off memory, this happened awhile ago. I don't remember the exact amount, but I seem to recall it being around there. That being said, we did not need to repeatedly hear that during the entire match. I had actually considered going back and trolling the ever loving fuck out of that server, but I never even went and got HLDJ installed so I could micspam.

[QUOTE=w1z;18430094]I've been banned from eGo servers for: shock/porn sprays, trolling administrators, playing the dining room scene of the song "Kickapoo" from "Tenacious D in the pick of destiny" on mic ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI[/url] - starts at 0:37), having the name "[VAELV]ROBEENWALKUR, my most recent and permanent ban from ALL eGo servers was using the Dead Ringer server crash exploit.[/QUOTE] You sir, are my new hero

got kicked from a idle server, for idling

I got kicked once for impersonating Justin Bieber. Reason: Faggot

I just got kicked/banned for a day form an idle/achievement server for entering console commands too fast. It was called flooding. [editline]09:02AM[/editline] Here's another funny one. A while back on Garry's Mod I installed an admin mod to my listen server and banned myself on it, and I couldn't host a server nor play singleplayer until I unbanned myself by going through the files and finding the banlist. :downs:

Permabanned for playing scout as defence.

Banned: For camping enemy spawn with sentry gun.

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;21140999]Banned: For camping enemy spawn with sentry gun.[/QUOTE] Well I guess that's usually in the rules and it's obviously annoying. Where's the funny part

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;21141112] Where's the funny part[/QUOTE] They failed to kill him and ragebanned

I think all those bans aren't funny at all. They just show what redicilous reasons admins find to kick or ban someone. That's more of a disappointment. (That's what I think.)

Tried to join an idle server last night, got kicked for: I'm serious, that was all that was there. A blank space. I also got kicked after I had joined due to losing VAC connection, which is just bizarre. That was an auto-kick.

An admin banned someone for killing them i stepped in and called him a "butthurt douche who couldnt hit the right side of a barn with the heavys minigun if he tried." then he perma'd me. Edit: The actual reason he gave: I totally could.

[QUOTE=Force-A-Nature;20894126]Being AFK. I was hiding behind my Sentry and repairing it. Stoopid.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Force-A-Nature;20815538]Oh yeah, I wrote explode into the console, got kicked for Client Time Out. Rejoined, wrote it again, autokick for being AFK.[/QUOTE] Stop posting your dumb stories.

Dustbowl on the last part of the map as defenders , a randomizer server , I was lucky to get engineer with all of his stuff and made the dispenser+sentry combo aiming at the way to the first point. Apparently the other team never could get through it and an admin needed to ragekick me.

I don't think it's funny but: "Im an admin" "Me: Really?" "You have been banned from this server. Reason: "dumass""

A eGo server after one of the players realised i was the same player who trolled their CSS server with shogunner then returned later playing north korean propoganda.