Your funniest kick/ban - Games

'colaberating with the enemy' I built a dispenser in the sewers on 2fort during a organised melee fight down there.

Garry's Mod I was on GM_Flatgrass. I set up a bunch of the windmill blades, used the "motor" tool and placed them on the concrete spawn area, used the color tool and made them all invisible, and activated them. I then killed the admin with a rocket, sending him into an infinite cycle of deaths. He apparently didn't like that. he kicked me. 2 hours later i went back and did it again. banned. My friend was there too, I did the same to him, but he found it funny as hell, and was smart enough to use noclip to avoid being killed. Also, on CS:S, I was banned for not switching sides when I was told to by an admin. The server wouldn't let me because the other team was full.

[QUOTE=Tabfilms;21690278]Garry's Mod I was on GM_Flatgrass. I set up a bunch of the windmill blades, used the "motor" tool and placed them on the concrete spawn area, used the color tool and made them all invisible, and activated them. I then killed the admin with a rocket, sending him into an infinite cycle of deaths. He apparently didn't like that. he kicked me. 2 hours later i went back and did it again. banned. My friend was there too, I did the same to him, but he found it funny as hell, and was smart enough to use noclip to avoid being killed.[/QUOTE] That's just idiotic.

temp-banned for griefing. I was killing people in the deathmatch arena on GMG Chambers

[QUOTE=Tabfilms;21690278]Also, on CS:S, I was banned for not switching sides when I was told to by an admin. The server wouldn't let me because the other team was full.[/QUOTE] Acceptably amusing [QUOTE=Tabfilms;21690278]Garry's Mod I was on GM_Flatgrass. I set up a bunch of the windmill blades, used the "motor" tool and placed them on the concrete spawn area, used the color tool and made them all invisible, and activated them. I then killed the admin with a rocket, sending him into an infinite cycle of deaths. He apparently didn't like that. he kicked me. 2 hours later i went back and did it again. banned. My friend was there too, I did the same to him, but he found it funny as hell, and was smart enough to use noclip to avoid being killed.[/quote] Dumb

I can't help but think some of these aren't real. Banned for godmode when using Bonk! as scout, speed hacking when using Chargin' Targe as demo, crit hacks when you have a medic with the Kritzkreig (spelling)... I mean how can you be so ignorant and stupid? edit- Content: I got kicked/banned for saying "WTF facestab". They told me to watch my language. I'm sorry, I didn't know this game wasn't rated mature. :argh:

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;21692124]I can't help but think some of these aren't real. Banned for godmode when using Bonk! as scout, speed hacking when using Chargin' Targe as demo, crit hacks when you have a medic with the Kritzkreig (spelling)... I mean how can you be so ignorant and stupid? edit- Content: I got kicked/banned for saying "WTF facestab". I'm sorry, I didn't know this game wasn't rated mature. :argh:[/QUOTE] Easy. Dumbass 12 year old admins.

I have just been kicked for wearing my gold medal... Apparently the admin didn't like the fact that I had been playing longer than him.

Joe Manco: PUSH THE FUCKING CART YOU Joe Manco: African Americans Then I got kicked.

Banned, Reason: That'll teach you to complement the enemy

i got banned cause i would not heal the admin cause i was to busy healing others

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;18438415]I once got kicked from a server, and aparrently the admin was typing reeeeally fast, because the reason was something along the lines of "minc spasobm".[/QUOTE] Mic spasm?

Kicked for spawn-camping as demo on pl_cashworks and we were going to win because of me. :argh:

I was cussing in the voice chat and the admin was like "Watch your language" and then i said in voice chat "Sorry i didnt know i was in church" Kicked for arguing with admin. Wow just Wow

[QUOTE=TheSpy;21710521]I was cussing in the voice chat and the admin was like "Watch your language" and then i said in voice chat "Sorry i didnt know i was in church" Kicked for arguing with admin. Wow just Wow[/QUOTE] Pretty much what happened to me.

Kicked: Reason, S0rr3h 1 4m 4 n3w 4dm1n 1 just w4nt t0 t3st t3h k1ck1ng syst3m. He really typed like that. My friend had this: Admin: hey do you know what I can do? My friend: show Permabanned: Reason, cool, isnt it?

Having the name NIG[GER]

[QUOTE=Alexex;21713439]Having the name NIG[GER][/QUOTE] lol. A Soldier got kicked yesterday while I was crit-charging him. Reason: "Crit Hack"

oh god Went into a christian server, didn't even realize it, everyone was chatting about jesus and such for some reason and I said that "Nah I don't believe in a super powered man in the sky." I got banned right there > Come back when you welcome jesus into your heart you heathen.

[code]Disconnect: Kicked by Console: (SPAM)[/code] Apparently the administrator did not have wiremodels on his addons but had them on his server, so when I spawned a random thing i had with 10 chips on it he kicked me.

[QUOTE=Sift;21735718]oh god Went into a christian server, didn't even realize it, everyone was chatting about jesus and such for some reason and I said that "Nah I don't believe in a super powered man in the sky." I got banned right there > Come back when you welcome jesus into your heart you heathen.[/QUOTE] Oh, priceless. Classic Christians, not accepting other's points of view.

[QUOTE=Smashman;21735864]Oh, priceless. Classic Christians, not accepting other's points of view.[/QUOTE] er, right. I'm a Christian and i don't care if someone disagrees with me

I have been kicked for not having a mic on both TF2 and L4D2. Which is retarded when I can type about as fast as the others can talk. And speaking of having no mic... I got kicked off a GMod server for mic spamming cause I couldn't figure out why noclip was working... The problem? I was hitting "C". I didn't even know you could activate the voice chat stuff without a mic.

i called DarkFolf a furnigger in the TSoD Filming Server.

[QUOTE=Sift;21735718]oh god Went into a christian server, didn't even realize it, everyone was chatting about jesus and such for some reason and I said that "Nah I don't believe in a super powered man in the sky." I got banned right there > Come back when you welcome jesus into your heart you heathen.[/QUOTE] Do you remember the IP? I feel like trolling some fag-haters.

So i went on the Furry Pound server (i connected to a random server with 27 players on). Someone sprayed furry porn, so i censored it with my spray. banned for "not respecting furries".

I was banned from our UK server for wallhacking; shooting through walls. I was playing a demo. Ofc turns out that i was banned by mistake. My funniest one is being kicked from a server for "not playing your class properly". I was playing an offensive engineer XD

[quote]banned for "not respecting furries".[/quote] Why do they cry about getting hated when they KNOW they are getting hated because they're furries? God, I hate furries.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;21960032]Why do they cry about getting hated when they KNOW they are getting hated because they're furries? God, I hate furries.[/QUOTE] The only reason to hate a Furry is if he goes all in your face about it but if you fucking go into a server that Furries like dont fucking start insulting them.

[QUOTE=SmashJonXD;21964277]The only reason to hate a Furry is if he goes all in your face about it but if you fucking go into a server that Furries like dont fucking start insulting them.[/QUOTE] In an RP server in gmod I killed this one furry at spawn eighteen times, demoted him and put him in jail, he got really pissed off but we were all laughing.