Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=Blargargh;36179659]So there's been talk about the satchel's paper texture. And what's written on it. [IMG]http://www.treybrown.com/images/medic_sachel_update02.jpg[/IMG] Apparently, this is what valve changed the new satchel's paper to include Meet The Pyro hints ([URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=73092771&searchtext="]Source; scroll down to the uploader's comment.)[/URL] Upon reading... looks like a doctor's report on the pyro. Age, birthday, talking about symptoms.. Meanwhile, [URL="http://p3d.in/xuGXr/"]this[/URL] render of the model seems is the original, notice it lacks the "mtp" in the bottom left, among other things. Although, the only really trustworthy of any new texture of the paper would be [URL="https://www.dropbox.com/s/imj46i2nqhkqn6q/medic_clipboard.jpg"]this.[/URL] Yeah. tl;dr nothing's happened.[/QUOTE] Ahem, everyone. If you look closely you can see the words either her husband or my husband, this letter was written by the pyro it seems or some of it, the pyro also has allergies to dust and ragweed I can also make out, they immigrated from Slovenia 3-5 years ago [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia[/URL]

I read Somalia though. I'd circle it in paint but.. do I really have to? ಠ_ಠ

Maybe its somalia, i cant read cursive very well

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;36179708]Ahem, everyone. If you look closely you can see the words either her husband or my husband, this letter was written by the pyro it seems or some of it, the pyro also has allergies to dust and ragweed I can also make out, they immigrated from Slovenia 3-5 years ago [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia[/URL][/QUOTE] All of the primary text about the medical report was in the old texture, the only things I see that changed is two notes on the bottom left that reads "-mtp see note 2" and a note on the upper left under DATE/VITAL SIGNS that reads "A friend is [?] [?] [?] you have[?]

Bottom left: mtp see note 2 Where the heck is note two?

new[img]http://www.treybrown.com/images/medic_sachel_update02.jpg[/img]old[img]http://i.imgur.com/kX5v5.png[/img] Also I see you lurking trey, tell us every thing you know about pyros.

[QUOTE=royaldanney;36179840]Bottom left: mtp see note 2 Where the heck is note two?[/QUOTE] I think Valve is trolling us, as it means "For Meet the Pyro, see note 2.".

Oh wow, if they started hiding sequential mtp clues in the weekly community items I'd be amazed.

[QUOTE=Damoman;36179891]Oh wow, if they started hiding sequential mtp clues in the weekly community items I'd be amazed.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't take too much effort and allows them to go week to week being able to say they put out a new teaser without actually putting out anything big. Sounds right up Valve's alley. Trey, I see you lurkin'. What's that line about HUSBAND AND CHILDREN there about?

okay, calling monday night.

Time to take bets on what will be raged about most. I'm going with lasers lagging people, this time :l

Fun fact: Meet the Sniper was released June 7, 2008. It'll be 4 years old in just four days. Its birthday is a Thursday. What update did it release alongside? Pyro update.

[QUOTE=Blargargh;36180375]Time to take bets on what will be raged about most. I'm going with lasers lagging people, this time :l[/QUOTE] "I did not want pyro to be X, I always pictured it as Y !" ~Whiner#365 "Why did they add this set instead of this one?"~Unskilled modeller "I'm tired of people complaining that this update made the game unplayable on their toaster"~H4mm3rl3gi0ndud3 "The replays are still broken"~community.

[QUOTE=Damoman;36179891]Oh wow, if they started hiding sequential mtp clues in the weekly community items I'd be amazed.[/QUOTE] I'd be amazed if they finally released the damn update.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36180625]"I did not want pyro to be X, I always pictured it as Y !" ~Whiner#365 "Why did they add this set instead of this one?"~Unskilled modeller "I'm tired of people complaining that this update made the game unplayable on their toaster"~H4mm3rl3gi0ndud3 "The replays are still broken"~community.[/QUOTE] "I bet it'll be my item going in this time! :tinfoil:" ~Jethro

If you want to get your item in the game, add a note to it. Valve will definitely accept it so that they can put hints on it :v:

[quote]cc: cough, tightness in the chest HPI. on & off ??? of cough, wheeze & chest tightness x1 year. The symptom started gradually and now is constant. 2 month ago ??? ER admission for another (exacerbation?). night cough especially disturbing for the ??? she is on salbutamol ??? II / ??? is helpful but not totally. She has allergy to dust & ragweed, smoking also aggravate her symptoms her husband smoke but outside the house She immigrated from Somalia 3-5 years ago and can't recall such symptoms in the past.[/quote] So Pyro is a black woman with major coughing issues? That... actually makes sense.

[QUOTE=_Kilburn;36181342]So Pyro is a black woman with major coughing issues? That... actually makes sense.[/QUOTE] A big black woman. OH SHIT Pyro is Demoman's wife, calling it.

[QUOTE=Constructor;36181363]A big black woman. OH SHIT Pyro is Demoman's wife, calling it.[/QUOTE] oh what just because the Pyro's black that means she's married to the demoman fuckin racist what makes you even think she HAS to be married just because she's a woman? you make me SICK

comparing the two, they added some script here. Doesn't look like anywhere else. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/105r1xh.png[/img]

Nevermind, it's a fake. [img]http://uppix.net/1/7/1/b3ad8488880e372791e19c2827c6f.png[/img] Left is taken straight from the GCF, therefore it's the real new texture. Right is supposedly the high-res version of that texture, that I resized to match the size of the texture in the GCF. You can clearly see that they don't match. Actually if you look closely, you can still read "OCP" on the real texture.

Aww.

If it's a fake then Trey [I]really is[/I] a punk kid.

Well that's disappointing.

Fooled you guys! I'm really sorry buy SPUFs reaction to one tiny joke (cough cough [url]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50ziz92x21qd7hl1o1_500.png[/url]) was far too funny to not push a little further. Little did I know that one tiny push would lead people dissecting a random image found on google images ([url]http://ieatgrass.com/storage/medical_chart.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1296235284926[/url] and SOMEHOW relating everything back to the Pyro! Again I am really sorry to disappoint you guys, didn't mean to hurt anyone. Was just a small little joke. No hard feelings?

Get the tar and feathers.

I'm more interested to learn the clipboard was from google.

[QUOTE=treythepunkid;36181619]Fooled you guys! I'm really sorry buy SPUFs reaction to one tiny joke (cough cough [url]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50ziz92x21qd7hl1o1_500.png[/url]) was far too funny to not push a little further. Little did I know that one tiny push would lead people dissecting a random image found on google images ([url]http://ieatgrass.com/storage/medical_chart.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1296235284926[/url] and SOMEHOW relating everything back to the Pyro! Again I am really sorry to disappoint you guys, didn't mean to hurt anyone. Was just a small little joke. No hard feelings?[/QUOTE] I wish I could beat you to death with rusty barbed wire.

E3 is this week, Valve is going to be there, but only showing off content for games that we know about, probably Dota2, CSGo and TF2, plus maybe some bragging about P2's workshop.

I've always imagined Valve at E3 like this; they have their day showing stuff off, then on the last day after the last conference, a random HL3/MTP ARG trailer, or something would appear. Please let my imagination happen...