Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;36342151]So on a completely unrelated note, anyone else gonna see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? I'm psyched as fuck for that movie[/QUOTE] the book was too good. I need to see the movie

[QUOTE=dageek;36342148]Item server or the schema? (either way, optf2 doesn't report anything new)[/QUOTE] ... the schema.

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;36342151]So on a completely unrelated note, anyone else gonna see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? I'm psyched as fuck for that movie[/QUOTE] Yes, it looks amazing...also [url]https://twitter.com/chrisrock/status/211632267787902977[/url] accidental page king, sorry

well, I'm posting from the steam browser, let's see what useragent it gives.

[QUOTE=Turing;36342247]well, I'm posting from the steam browser, let's see what useragent it gives.[/QUOTE] Oh wow, it can delineate from CEF and the Steam browser.

[QUOTE=Turing;36342247]well, I'm posting from the steam browser, let's see what useragent it gives.[/QUOTE] The link in your title was very entertaining, thank you for that hilarious read.

Did I mention how great you guys are? Even if you ignore the GIANT amount of free stuff you guys give out on a regular basis, you actually act like mature people when others are in a bad place and want advice (like tomo) and now we're relaxing and suggesting movies for a married man and his two sons to watch. I've never really seen this kind of actual kindness on forums.

[QUOTE=GladoSC;36342218]Yes, it looks amazing...also [url]https://twitter.com/chrisrock/status/211632267787902977[/url] accidental page king, sorry[/QUOTE] That's actually way more likely than you would think considering (spoilers for ALVH if you haven't read it) [sp]Abe is turned into a vampire at the end, and is carrying a black umbrella as he and his hunter mentor attend King's "I Have a Dream" speech. At the end of the book, they included a real photo showing the black umbrella in the crowd that the whole book was based off of.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Justnobody;36342500]Did I mention how great you guys are? Even if you ignore the GIANT amount of free stuff you guys give out on a regular basis, you actually act like mature people when others are in a bad place and want advice (like tomo) and now we're relaxing and suggesting movies for a married man and his two sons to watch. I've never really seen this kind of actual kindness on forums.[/QUOTE] Aww, you're welcome. [img]http://images.free-extras.com/pics/h/hugging_polar_bears-1449.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Justnobody;36342500]Did I mention how great you guys are? Even if you ignore the GIANT amount of free stuff you guys give out on a regular basis, you actually act like mature people when others are in a bad place and want advice (like tomo) and now we're relaxing and suggesting movies for a married man and his two sons to watch. I've never really seen this kind of actual kindness on forums.[/QUOTE] I can see we are on the same wavelength. I used my 1st post in this forum to thank the TF2 Emporium Modders for their amazing works. We are like a massive family!

Even though this thread got derailed hard, it's kinda nice to see all of this warm fuzzy stuff rather than people being depressed at the lack of updates.

i think this thread needs a server to play on and discuss things ingame also to try out tobor when it's released

[QUOTE=Kegan;36343321]Even though this thread got derailed hard, it's kinda nice to see all of this warm fuzzy stuff rather than people being depressed at the lack of updates.[/QUOTE] waaah Valve is making a lack of updates ima go emo and cut myself Definite exaggeration there.

[QUOTE=Kegan;36343321]Even though this thread got derailed hard, it's kinda nice to see all of this warm fuzzy stuff rather than people being depressed at the lack of updates.[/QUOTE] I do not concur. Thread music. [video=youtube;9lJ4E-q6fb8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJ4E-q6fb8[/video]

[QUOTE=ajrhug;36343890]i think this thread needs a server to play on and discuss things ingame also to try out tobor when it's released[/QUOTE] Who's gonna pay/admin that? [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] Oh is the bug where you couldn't have damage text and mini-crit+critical hit+headshot at the same time fixed? I can see mini-crit text again, well maybe. Maybe it's because I enabled colour-blind mode, so eh.

Today dream of Tobor mode,jeez that was awsome (Butt wired as hell)

i saw something updating, and i was starting to think it was tf2 but then it turned out to be l4d2 which is true to its name

The schema was down for a tiny bit just now. Just so you know.

Tonight's the fucking night

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36344543]Tonight's the fucking night[/QUOTE] Put your pants down, then. I'll join you as soon as possible.

You have to wonder why it is going down so often, is it upgrades? Is it because Valve's servers can't handle it? Is it because someone keeps tripping over a wire and spilling coffee over the item server sitting in the dusty corner of the boiling server room, with half of it's case melted and the other half frozen, all sides sticky with the multitude of coffee spilled over it? It's probably sentient. It's teasing us and it knows it. Damn you sentient item server!

The item server is composed of an AI who decided to go down at the exact moment you need custom weapons.

SERVER IS DOWN !

stop making me rainbow

I would say "calm down guys, it will be just a regular weekly update" but that update can contain undocumented changes and shit.

My people are the Vikings. A proud people. Our culture is old, very old, lost in the libraries of Solitude. Thorough the sprawling grasslands of the White Plains, my people hold a rock steady defense. Enter our lands, and our beserkers will make sure it is the last time you make that mistake. The poor Arabs. They think because they rule the resource rich jungles to the east, that they can conquer us! They were wrong. Our armies stormed their border cities, capturing them as our own until the council grew tired of the war. Riots in the streets signified peace needed to come, or at least the people needed to see the illusion of peace. From the border town of Pale Pass, the great general Dovakiin stands guard, waiting for the day when the jungle people strike again. For peace has never come over the thousands of years of our civilizations. In due time they will attack again, and we will be ready. But in this times of peace, our culture thrives. An arab outpost town from the war was so impressed by our temples, they decided to drop their purple flags and raise the white flags of the motherland! The council has approved many more projects, Smith a lofty businessman, has decided to use his immense wealth to fund our harbors, our granaries and our aqueducts. We are in his dept. A man by the name of Sun-Zun has written a fine novel in the city of Riften, near the icy southern coast. My people, strong, intelligent, and the wealthiest on the planet, will survive for eons. Let the Arabs (and the lesser people, the Babylonians) try and take our land! They will take it from our cold, dead hands! Fus-Roh-Da my brothers! Sing our song of war! ...cuntsman I have been playing Civ 3 now for four hours >:( (I roleplay when I play civ, it's more fun that way)

Since there have been 3-4 outages of the server today, makes me think they are doing something behind the scenes. That is, if they are not just crashes.

So with the update supposedly so close, how do you guys think Valve will try to work in the Saxxies? Are you guys expecting a separate update, or do you expect the Saxxies to be apart of whatever major update is coming up?

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36345360]So with the update supposedly so close, how do you guys think Valve will try to work in the Saxxies? Are you guys expecting a separate update, or do you expect the Saxxies to be apart of whatever major update is coming up?[/QUOTE] I think the Saxxies will be way later this year, like late summer, early fall. And this will probably be the last Saxxies.

[QUOTE=tso;36345193]stop making me rainbow[/QUOTE] Oh god I'm gonna... I'm gonna rainbow... [IMG]http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/10/0586383ed517e47248846f8e0a89d952.gif?1319192294[/IMG]