Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36401980]jesus christ, what am I looking at here, this is jibberish![/QUOTE] That's not an item schema, for sure! :v:

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36401253]Man looking at all these attributes. Why can't they shuffle some of these around and make more weekly weapons? "flame size bonus" "disguise speed penalty" "charged airblast" "jarate duration" "mod medic killed marked for death" "airblast pushback scale" "mult airblast refire time" "deflection size multiplier" "sniper no headshot without full charge" "reveal disguised victim on hit" [editline]19th June 2012[/editline] what is listdeaths? [editline]19th June 2012[/editline] An update being tonight might make sense with what Jeep said, "Implementing this now, either next update or the next next" If an update was coming today, he wouldn't necessarily know if he had enough time to implement it today (even if it take upwards of 30 seconds)[/QUOTE] The airblast pushback scale appeared around the time of the polycount update - gave me rainbows with my entry to the contest, later included in the advanced weaponiser.

[QUOTE=misterdoo01;36402054]So, uh, what ARE you looking at exactly? I'm sure plenty of TF2's code is plain jibberish.[/QUOTE] dsp_presets.txt

So, sup?

I really hope we get the Spy open suit misc item in the same set as the Michael Jackson shoes. I'm seriously fucking pissed that Valve choose the shoes over the suit.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36402223]So, sup?[/QUOTE] Not much. Waiting for an update. I'm in my baccalaureate week so if it's not out in a few hours I'll have to bug out. [video=youtube;yTBhwGSAQxk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTBhwGSAQxk&feature=related[/video]

I say this should be the Tobor Update's unofficial song: [video=youtube;r2tYJoocSgg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2tYJoocSgg&feature=relmfu[/video]

[QUOTE=MacD11;36402333]I say this should be the Tobor Update's unofficial song: [video=youtube;r2tYJoocSgg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2tYJoocSgg&feature=relmfu[/video][/QUOTE] Nah, I think it's this : [video=youtube;s6re-yRPKsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6re-yRPKsM[/video]

To get ya'll in the Tobor mood [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY5243pMrq8[/media]

So how what are the percentages of tonight being the night against someone giving me a free key and then using it to uncrate an unusual?

Every time I open a crate and find some measly weapon I'll never use a small part of my dignity is forever lost somewhere among Valve's endless ocean of money.

[QUOTE=emmens;36402547]So how what are the percentages of tonight being the night against someone giving me a free key and then using it to uncrate an unusual?[/QUOTE] 0.00000000000000000000000000000001%

So I'm desperate enough now to browse through older TF2 blog posts to hopefully build my hype for the update.

[QUOTE=Robmortar;36400386]needs more shark [B]tits[/B] or give the apocofists crit textures[/QUOTE] fixed

[QUOTE=emmens;36402547]So how what are the percentages of tonight being the night against someone giving me a free key and then using it to uncrate an unusual?[/QUOTE] unusual: 1/100 We've had 171 days since the start of the year and theoretically there can be up to 365 days in the year for them to update us. Update: 171/365 Unusual unboxing chance: 0.01% update odds today are 46.8%

[QUOTE=01271;36402700]unusual: 1/100 We've had 171 days since the start of the year and theoretically there can be up to 365 days in the year for them to update us. Update: 171/365 Unusual unboxing chance: 0.01% update odds today are 46.8%[/QUOTE] You forgot the statistic of someone giving me a free key... which is 0% :(

Probably genuinely a good thing no actual shark tits have been posted this time around. :v:

[QUOTE=emmens;36402720]You forgot the statistic of someone giving me a free key... which is 0% :([/QUOTE] And those 0% just got proven wrong. :v:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36402780]And those 0% just got proven wrong. :v:[/QUOTE] er, I TOO HAVE 0% chance!

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36402799]er, I TOO HAVE 0% chance![/QUOTE] Sorry, I actually want to keep some keys for me. I hope there'll be a new crate when the big update hits.

Then I got a strange bottle DAMN IT .01%! but I gave it to a friend...which felt good

Why aren't goldfish made of gold?

Hi fireslash

[QUOTE=FireSlash;36402924]Why aren't goldfish made of gold?[/QUOTE] Because my bankteller had to break it to me as a kid :c Poor Flippy, at least the cat food factory took care of him.

you busy with stuff?

Not really, you?

[QUOTE=emmens;36402908]Then I got a strange bottle DAMN IT .01%! but I gave it to a friend...which felt good[/QUOTE] That's the spirit.

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[QUOTE=hogofwar;36402957]Not really, you?[/QUOTE] [sp]fireslash is a valve employee[/sp]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36402991][sp]fireslash is a valve employee[/sp][/QUOTE] QUICK LET'S TIE HIM DOWN AND WATERBOARD HIM TEL HE TELLS US WHAT HE KNOWS!