Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always

[Psycho_Shadow]

my body is ready

[emmens]

[QUOTE=alwaysrage;36403817]The TF2 blog has nothing under updates and has no new blog posts.[/QUOTE]

I am scared

[AbrahamLincoln]

It's doves all over again.

[B][I][U]IT BEGINS[/U][/I][/B]

[wunderufl]

Perhaps Goldfish is to Pyro as Archimedes is to Medic?

[alwaysrage]

DAMMIT VALVE, UPDATE MY DAMN GAME. :suicide:

EDIT:

There it goes. Whew.

[Grimhound]

Hey guys. Just got back from digging a shallow gra-I mean... gardening. What's ne- Oh... ohh... Oh my...

[Kegan]

Ten bucks says Fireslash and the rest of the valve team are watching this thread RIGHT now and just laughing.

[Psycho_Shadow]

also the diary looks burnt.

dun dun duuuuh

[ZVAARI]

OF COURSE I JUST CRAFTED ALL OF MY METAL
I WANT IT BACK

[alexdom]

friday is the night !

[tso]

i'm fine with them laughing

[Randdalf]

On the cheese wheel:

Captain Dan's "I can't believe I ate this cheese" ?ound Milk Swiss Naturalish (?) Cheese

[Croshi]

This thread:

[img]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1094/22876996.png[/img]

Now we have to wait for the wiki to say which files were changed!

[ArchimedesAgain]

Clearly these are all the required parts to build a nuclear fusion sub atomic reactor necessary to power a small scale mechanized war machine.

fuck i mean really dident you guys ever watch iron man?

[igotopinions]

oh of course, these must be more of those wacky hats for the pyro !

[ZVAARI]

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;36403961][t]http://puu.sh/CaVZ[/t]

Someone found this.[/QUOTE]
[B] TIME TO PLAY[/B]

[tso]

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36403982]Clearly these are all the required parts to build a nuclear fusion sub atomic reactor necessary to power a small scale mechanized war machine.

fuck i mean really dident you guys ever watch iron man?[/QUOTE]

Pyro, the Infinitely Prolonged

[dageek]

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;36403961][t]http://puu.sh/CaVZ[/t]

Someone found this.[/QUOTE]

The pyro has the grodbot moonman hat. It looks suspiciously like a fishbowl. I would be willing to bet that that is the fishbowl's former occupant.

ALSO, Valve, if you are watching this thread, I'd like to say on behalf of everyone that you are one of the greatest PC gaming companies of all time. Stuff like this is why we love you.

[ArchimedesAgain]

[QUOTE=tso;36404000]Pyro, the Infinitely Prolonged[/QUOTE]

Meet the alcoholic playboy confirmed.

[Thatrandomuser]

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;36403961][t]http://puu.sh/CaVZ[/t]

Someone found this.[/QUOTE]

IT BEGINS!

[ZVAARI]

[QUOTE=dageek;36404015]The pyro has the grodbot moonman hat. It looks suspiciously like a fishbowl. [/QUOTE]
[B][I][U]SOMEONE CRAFT THEM TOGHETER[/U][/I][/B]

[Kegan]

Guys. we clearly need to take these items and combine them into something.

[video=youtube;vGIo-tqQkoQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGIo-tqQkoQ[/video]

[B]it fucking begins.[/B]

[Croshi]

People will have to trade the 7 items to one person who can craft them all together

THEN WE SEE WAHT HAPPENS

[renim]

Now steam goes offline.

What the fuck :tinfoil:

[Cowabanga]

Steam down, and this update hit.

[B]TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT[/B]

[thrawn2787]

craftables for arg probably

lol hello 70+ guests

[alwaysrage]

I just lost connection to Steam.

:tinfoil:

[ZVAARI]

Oh god I have an alt which I haven't played on for 2 weeks
Time to idle

To any Valve member reading this, I know it isn't fair and I[B] WILL[/B] play it fair if you give me back my 6 Refined.

[Psycho_Shadow]

inb4 traders hoard all the items and refuse to craft them, destroying the arg for everyone

[wunderufl]

Turns out these are just more promos for that new indie game where you play as a cheese-eating goldfish that writes in an electronic diary and kicks in locked doors to lint factories. Darn.