Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=SOKMAN;36405109]Your humor plank's a bit crooked.[/QUOTE]

What, did you pull that joke out of your pocket just now?

[Armisael]

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;36405131]Valve knows how to throw some wood into the fire, that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

This wasn't so much throwing fuel on the fire as throwing a match in a gasoline soaked pile of tinder the size of rhode island. We were ready to go off at the slightest notice.

[SOKMAN]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36405138]What, did you pull that joke out of your pocket just now?[/QUOTE]

I saw no appeel in that pun.

[suttles]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36405138]What, did you pull that joke out of your pocket just now?[/QUOTE]

Your bad jokes are making me cry, I'm going to go write about this in my diary of secrets.

[Kegan]

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;36405131]Valve knows how to throw some wood into the fire, that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

Our passion for these updates certainly is burning.

[SOKMAN]

My punnybone can't handle the stress, please stop

[alwaysrage]

Has anyone found the Burnt Diary yet?

[Behemothbear]

[img]http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/153538-attention-everyone-buying-l4d2-i-have-dibs-on-nick/Clipboard01-noscale.jpg[/img]

Y'ALL wanna stop this junkyard talk and be serious?

...heh heh, "junk".

...

[sp]TITS![/sp]

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Suttles;36405166]Your bad jokes are making me cry, I'm going to go write about this in my diary of secrets.[/QUOTE]

EDIT: Lame joke was lame :( My bad :v:

[Sae]

maybe if I equip the nine pipe problem and private eye I'll have a shot at solving this mystery!

[J-RcZ]

My beautiful metaphor just got steamrolled by all these puns.

[SOKMAN]

Has anyone amassed ALL items yet?

[Hogofwar]

thread is slowing down

[dageek]

[QUOTE=SOKMAN;36405229]Has anyone amassed ALL items yet?[/QUOTE]

I have the Cheese Wheel and Pocket Lint. It would help if people were willing to donate items

[Behemothbear]

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36405233]thread is slowing down[/QUOTE]

Because everyone lost their Steam.

BA DUM TISH v:v:v

[BuffaloHops]

Any puns left we can fish out?

[Scarabix]

at which point did this become spuf?

[dageek]

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36405260]at which point did this become spuf?[/QUOTE]

when this page started

[Jetamo]

When wasn't it SPUF?

:tinfoil:

[Croshi]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36405250]Any puns left we can fish out?[/QUOTE]

I hope more, I think all these puns are golden.

[sp]Fuck me.[/sp]

[TrueBlue]

Forgot I had a FP account.

[url=http://pastebin.com/VXFSfwWT]Here's some fact-based speculation[/url].

G'night.

[BuffaloHops]

Sorry for the derailment. :v:

Back on topic about the update, do you guys think these items will simply be the next doves, or do you all think a more elaborate ARG/event is at hand?

[wickedplayer494]

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36405233]thread is slowing down[/QUOTE]

Because other than speculation, there's not much else to go by, so CONTINUE SPECULATING

[Hogofwar]

reposts every 3 seconds

[wickedplayer494]

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36405311]reposts every 3 seconds[/QUOTE]

Welcome to Reddit on Facepunch

[BuffaloHops]

It isn't truly Reddit without obnoxious re-posts of Image Macros and Lol Cats. :P

[alexdom]

those items do look like sam and max art style , that scare me alot....

[Hogofwar]

this is a speculation thread! no facts!

[BuffaloHops]

So did we ever decide what to do with the items for science?

[dageek]

FACT: This is not a fact.

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[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36405363]So did we ever decide what to do with the items for science?[/QUOTE]

I was going to collect them all and try to craft them but Ned said there were no crafting recepies, so that sorta died