Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always

[Cape]

In the space of 4 minutes, 72 new posts.
When the bigger update hits, god have mercy on this thread.

[igotopinions]

[QUOTE]CHEESE WHEEL: You shoot one during a Sam & Max Season 2 driving challenge. May have been an inventory item at some point in the first two seasons as well.
BARN DOOR PLANK: The Waking Dead is notorious for what goes on in its Barn scenes.
GOLDFISH: Almost definitely Mr. Spatula (from Sam & Max)[/QUOTE]
This guy's an idiot

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36404748]Are you guests having a nice day?

I hope you're having a nice day.

I'm sure you deserve to have nice days.[/QUOTE]

On a nicer judgmental note, I like Archimedes.

[cosmic duck]

The server might cache this thread if many more people start viewing the thread.

All this means is that it will be unable to be read without logging in. I know r/tf2 on Reddit is lurking to get more info on this update. If the thread does get cached and you get a message telling you to log in, just create an account and try again.

[Zeos]

Why the hell would they add random items related to Telltale games? Especially ones like a broken door part from 2Fort?

[Armisael]

[QUOTE=Cape;36405391]In the space of 4 minutes, 72 new posts.
When the bigger update hits, god have mercy on this thread.[/QUOTE]

This thread'll die once we get an actual update with actual content. All the discussion will move to the update thread.

Now when day 1 of this update hits (if it's multiday)...

[ned_ballad]

[QUOTE=cosmic duck;36405402]The server might cache this thread if many more people start viewing the thread.

All this means is that it will be unable to be read without logging in. I know r/tf2 on Reddit is lurking to get more info on this update. If the thread does get cached and you get a message telling you to log in, just create an account and try again.[/QUOTE]

I'll put it in the OP

[BuffaloHops]

I think the person who suggested this was a Telltale promo was just blowing hot air.

EDIT: Further more, why would they give participation to everyone in TF2 if only so many people have a Telltale Game? Promos are only given to people who buy the game.

[ZVAARI]

I died in water and dropped a Goldfish.
The game is mocking me

[ExtremeDerping]

:eng101: next update is gonna reveal the 9th class .. a dog which is sam :v:

[igotopinions]

[QUOTE=Zeos;36405413]Why the hell would they add random items related to Telltale games? Especially ones like a broken door part from 2Fort?[/QUOTE]

More importantly, why use the most common, trivial, unimportant shit imaginable?
"oh yes a floor, haha, i remember that from bosco's shop!!!"

[VernaceJoe]

-snip-

[wickedplayer494]

[url=http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/vash9/mystery_tf2_update_for_61912/c52uzpg]So apparently an admin from the /r/mylittlefortress server had this to say[/url]

[dageek]

[QUOTE=SirVerbose;36405470]Perhaps this is late, but isn't today the Pyro Update anniversary?[/QUOTE]

It is. That's why there was so much speculation earlier that there would be something happening today.

[editline]June 19th 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=ExtremeDerping;36405444]:eng101: next update is gonna reveal the 9th class .. a dog which is sam :v:[/QUOTE]

You live up to your username

[wickedplayer494]

Also, you can blame me for sending /r/tf2 lurkers here, sorry

[Harry]

[QUOTE=ExtremeDerping;36405444]:eng101: next update is gonna reveal the 9th class .. a dog which is sam :v:[/QUOTE]

but we already have nine classes

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36405459]More importantly, why use the most common, trivial, unimportant shit imaginable?
"oh yes a floor, haha, i remember that from bosco's shop!!!"[/QUOTE]

Yeah, who could forget the classic Pocket Lint, right?

[Scarabix]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;36405477][url=http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/vash9/mystery_tf2_update_for_61912/c52uzpg]So apparently an admin from the /r/mylittlefortress server had this to say[/url][/QUOTE]

How is /r/mylittlefortress even a thing? that is completely beyond me.

[Psycho_Shadow]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;36405477][url=http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/vash9/mystery_tf2_update_for_61912/c52uzpg]So apparently an admin from the /r/mylittlefortress server had this to say[/url][/QUOTE]

i think it was already kind of obvious this would be for meet the pyro.

[wickedplayer494]

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36405515]How is /r/mylittlefortress even a thing? that is completely beyond me.[/QUOTE]

I dunno, but just be glad SOMEONE is giving us hope

[ned_ballad]

'crsk_left' and 'crsk_right' means these probably aren't character skins

[mphayes97]

"medigun_backpack""1"
147 "medigun_backpack""1"
148 "medic_hip" "1"
148 "medic_hip" "1"
149
149
150 "crsk" "1"
150 "crsk_left" "1"
151 "crsk_right" "1"
151
152
152 "shared"
153 "shared"
153 {

found this in schema

[SevenFiveSeven]

[QUOTE=DatHarry;36405509]but we already have nine classes[/QUOTE]

Or do we?

[sp]Pyro has been the Spy in disguise all along.[/sp]

[wunderufl]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36405533]'crsk_left' and 'crsk_right' means these probably aren't character skins[/QUOTE]

Maybe they're the nicknames Heavy chose for his fists?

What? English isn't his first language.

[J-RcZ]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;36405530]I dunno, but just be glad SOMEONE is giving us hope[/QUOTE]

Dunno about you, but that's actually taking hope away from me.

[dageek]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=949&searchtext=[/url]

Goldfish, anyone?

[Armisael]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36405533]'crsk_left' and 'crsk_right' means these probably aren't character skins[/QUOTE]

Unless they they can do a half and half thing (ie, left half of body appears human, right half appears robotic). Like this:

[img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm204/streetjudge79/Busts/cef3a41b.jpg[/img]

[igotopinions]

[QUOTE=wunderufl;36405550]Maybe they're the nicknames Heavy chose for his fists?

What? English isn't his first language.[/QUOTE]

I named mine "Laverne and Shirley"

e: er, his. Uh. My heavy's fists.

[ExtremeDerping]

[QUOTE=dageek;36405483]It is. That's why there was so much speculation earlier that there would be something happening today.

You live up to your username[/QUOTE]
Yes i am quite retarded

[MaxOfS2D]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36405533]'crsk_left' and 'crsk_right' means these probably aren't character skins[/QUOTE]

it kinda evokes the word "flask" to me

or corkscrew

[ned_ballad]

From SPUF, makes sense
[url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2757339[/url]
[QUOTE=jwl12345;31234077]Clearly, involved in electronics, i.e. TOBOR, i.e. ROBOT, i.e. MvM update.

Picture of capacitor: [url]http://media.steampowered.com//apps//440//icons//capacitor_large.8e65560f87ac3c537409ffd70c9c5d74f12bbc53.png[/url]

6.22 means June 22.

V1500 means 1500 hours (3:00 PM) Victor time. (Military Time Zone, makes sense with the 1500 hours. Time zone is -0900, or UTC-09. No countries use UTC-09. Must be VALVe time, eh?)

M_P is clearly MtP.

Alternatively, the V could just be VALVe time, i.e. US Pacific.

Yes, most of this has been posted before, but I figure the capacitor deserves it's own thread, as this is the only item added with info on it.[/QUOTE]