Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always
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[QUOTE=Zesty McLime;36415552][IMG]http://images.vg247.com/current//2012/05/tf2-meet-the-pyro.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I think the place in the Meet the Pyro could be the same place Radigan Conagher met the announcer for the first time, that western place. If not, at least it looks very western.
It's got wooden structures, balconies, a wooden rocking chair, a carriage wheel, and a bell tower.
What channel is #ValveARG2 in?
Also, for what damn reason would Valve update the navs for those three specific maps when the bots were working perfectly before ? There HAS to be something to it..
[QUOTE=Sardonus;36415734]This is EXACTLY what we all thought was happening in the potato sack.
We all thought if you equipped the Potato hat and let bots run in maps they would show you shit
that turned out to be a massive bust, dinnit?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
But everyone was posting images of the set in this thread and it became a real thing.
Valve is likely watching the community and doing this in reactionary ways. So maybe the number 22 will start appearing in stupid places and bots will start doing weird stuff, just because people were talking about it.
[QUOTE=Zadrave;36415772]What channel is #ValveARG2 in?[/QUOTE]
irc.gamesurge.net #valvearg2
Or: irc://irc.gamesurge.net/valvearg2 <--- click me
What if... the Pyro's been murdered/nearly murdered!
AND WE MUST FIND THE MURDERER.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;36415766]Is it me, or does the Goldfish description look like it was written by the Soldier?[/QUOTE]
And Barn Door Plank feels like it was written by the Engie.
[QUOTE=vaskie;36415773]Also, for what damn reason would Valve update the navs for those three specific maps when the bots were working perfectly before ? There HAS to be something to it..[/QUOTE]
They could've easily have just updated them to make the bots have different paths per class etc.
Oh god guys...
What if we go to load Meet the Pyro and the video is 15 minutes long?
oh god oh man oh god oh man
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;36415785]And Barn Door Plank feels like it was written by the Engie.[/QUOTE]
For some reason I can see scout writing the lint description.
If I was in charge of the TF2 team
honestly
I would have every single one of these things turn out to be red herrings
then just post the video on the blog with the title "calm your tits here it is"
[QUOTE=mixshifter;36415786]They could've easily have just updated them to make the bots have different paths per class etc.[/QUOTE]
Hum, right now though ? They haven't updated the bots in a long, long while. And if anything, those three maps had the bots working perfectly EXCEPT for 2Fort as it's a CTF. Why would Valve even update the nav for that. Better yet, since the bots don't work on it, why would they make a nav for it ?
Hum..
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;36415799]For some reason I can see scout writing the lint description.[/QUOTE]
Capacitor feels Demoman-ish...
[QUOTE=Jetamo;36415780]What if... the Pyro's been murdered/nearly murdered!
AND WE MUST FIND THE MURDERER.[/QUOTE]
That's not a very long mystery. Sherlock'd need to look up in the topright corner and check the killicon.
The three dots might just be a connection to the sentence, not hidden characters.
That would make every line fit
Lint: "...the... which..."
Plank: "...year in, year out..."
Peel: "...may go on..."
Fish: "Think of the"
Diary: the deeds of hellish cruelty and none the wiser"
Capacitor: " in such places, and ..."
Cheese Wheel: "may go on... the hidden wickedness..."
"Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
3,511 Pocket Lint
2,505 Goldfishes
1,881 Bananas
1,158 Barn Door Planks
349 Cheese Wheels
23 Damaged Capacitors
(still) 2 Secret Diaries
"the which think of the may go on year in, year out, may go on the hidden wickedness in such places, and the deeds of hellish cruelty and none the wiser"
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;36415692]Have some more stats.tf stats on the items:
3,511 Pocket Lint
2,505 Goldfishes
1,881 Bananas
1,158 Barn Door Planks
349 Cheese Wheels
23 Damaged Capacitors
(still) 2 Secret Diaries[/QUOTE]
Really sucks that the only two up for trade were by hoarders.
Same with most of the capacitors. Another Diary just popped up on Outpost, so make that 3.
[QUOTE=Yukinari;36415833]Really sucks that the only two up for trade were by hoarders.
Same with most of the capacitors.[/QUOTE]
alright men launch operation "Holmes"
everyone idle in full fucking force. We need to take control of the Secret Diary population.
someone start up a group
let the internet know that Facepunch is going to crack this case. We're saving the day.
Not like it's the first time pyro's been to london
[img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/212667723/killing_floor_red_blue_pyro_by_atagene-d3im7gr.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36415832]The three dots might just be a connection to the sentence, not hidden characters.
That would make every line fit
Lint: "...the... which..."
Plank: "...year in, year out..."
Peel: "...may go on..."
Fish: "Think of the"
Diary: the deeds of hellish cruelty and none the wiser"
Capacitor: " in such places, and ..."
Cheese Wheel: "may go on... the hidden wickedness..."
"Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
3,511 Pocket Lint
2,505 Goldfishes
1,881 Bananas
1,158 Barn Door Planks
349 Cheese Wheels
23 Damaged Capacitors
(still) 2 Secret Diaries
"the which think of the may go on year in, year out, may go on the hidden wickedness in such places, and the deeds of hellish cruelty and none the wiser"[/QUOTE]
And the other way around?
Maybe the number of stats each item has is related to the sentence structure? I.e pocket lint is the first part of the sentence, the secret diary's stats go last, etc.
I am late I know, I don't care.
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221B, Baker St
[img]http://www.cluttons.com/media/images/aspasia/large/46541_T_ADDRESSES_51325.jpg[/img]
I seriously think Killing Floor will get incorporated into this
Pyro in London, that's a genius idea
seriously I hope something happens there
I have a cheese wheel and they seem to be rather rare, that is, if the fact that there are only 349 of them means its rare.
BANANA WAS WRITTEN BY MEDIC AND CHEESE WAS WRITTEN BY THE HEAVY!
Diaries could be timed drops?
has it been confirmed that all this shit drops randomly?
Could it potentially be a Golden Wrench crafting scenario?
The part that i'm wondering is where do we go next?
or is this just a prelude to a bigger update [ ala the doves ]
selling diary for 90 buds
Holy fuck shit guys. I know Im late as fuck but, you guys are like another Sherlock Holmes.
Has anyone read Copper Beeches (the Sherlock book)? Maybe the storyline will give us a clue.
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