Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=DrunkenGMan;36419982]I'll just grab onto my junk.[/QUOTE] Whoa slow down there cowboy.

[QUOTE=DrunkenGMan;36419982]I've given up trying to figure out stuff. I'll just grab onto my junk and wait for tomorrow.[/QUOTE] We are sleuths, we'll still investigate after the Mega update, there shall be no waiting, no wavering!

So there's a bunch of eclectic personalities. There's a handful of random items. And one hell of a mystery. Gentlemen, this is clearly [sp]a game of Clue[/sp]. [sp]Pyro in 2Fort with the Goldfish.[/sp]

[QUOTE=DrunkenGMan;36419982]I'll just grab my junk.[/QUOTE] whoa hold on there, its not even out yet and you're already making rule34 out of it.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36420055] [sp]a game of Clue[/sp]. [sp]Pyro in 2Fort with the Goldfish.[/sp][/QUOTE] But of course.

For some reason I'm reminded of that game "Where's an Egg?" were you go around looking for an egg and there's different people you interview, with some random item.

I will save my alts until the update is out, not going to idle to get more fishes.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36420055]So there's a bunch of eclectic personalities. There's a handful of random items. And one hell of a mystery. Gentlemen, this is clearly [sp]a game of Clue[/sp]. [sp]Pyro in 2Fort with the Goldfish.[/sp][/QUOTE] you just gave telltale a new game for a crossover.

Argh. I can't tell whether I should take the plunge and start speculating about it coming tomorrow, or... Being a writer sucks.

Edit: Yes, this was sarcasm. Guys, I've figured it out! What if What if... Random Junk? TF2? Telltale rumors? What if.... What if this is a promo for a Telltale TF2 Point and Click Adventure Game? That would certainly explain the random junk and inventory items. Come on people, rate me boxes!

[QUOTE=Metaru;36420105]you just gave telltale a new game for a crossover.[/QUOTE] Oh hai Meta, since you're finally here, I assume we should be Engi bros (now we need to upgrade our accounts for the things to move and we're gonna rock out FP) Also, pageking, hoorray (?)

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36420165]Edit: Yes, this was sarcasm. Guys, I've figured it out! What if What if... Random Junk? TF2? Telltale rumors? What if.... What if this is a promo for a Telltale TF2 Point and Click Adventure Game? That would certainly explain the random junk and inventory items. Come on people, rate me boxes![/QUOTE] they already have that, just play as the Sniper.

Can someone repost the poster of Saxton Hale? That one someone took a pic of at Valve?

[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36419179]Because 99% of unusual owners stay in trade servers, i barely see anyone with an unusual in regular servers.[/QUOTE] You don't see/play with me often.

[QUOTE=Roninsmastermix;36420257]You don't see/play with me often.[/QUOTE] Which is why i said 99%. I haven't seen an unusual in a regular server for ages.

[QUOTE=Roninsmastermix;36420257]You don't see/play with me often.[/QUOTE] Meant to agree, stupid touch pad :v:

[QUOTE]Can someone repost the poster of Saxton Hale? That one someone took a pic of at Valve?[/QUOTE] Do you mean [URL="http://i.imgur.com/V3z0Oh.jpg"]this one[/URL]?

Well to be fair, i only play around 3x a week now (monday, thursday, friday) im always at valve payload servers. Jacobi and helljumper are my frequent buddies there. Also, never underestimate the power of sparkling purple energy effects on non-compliant team snipers on payload. Get infront of one in your team and watch them rage.

[QUOTE=speeder99123;36420300]Do you mean [URL="http://i.imgur.com/V3z0Oh.jpg"]this one[/URL]?[/QUOTE] There was a better quality one I remember but yeh

[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36420276]Which is why i said 99%. I haven't seen an unusual in a regular server for ages.[/QUOTE] You never obviously played with me.

[QUOTE=Suttles;36420350]You never obviously played with me.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36419144]I don't even give a fuck for burning Team Captains, [b]and most people with high tier unusuals can't play for shit and i usually kill them before knowing they even had an unusual[/b]. Cosmetics in TF2 are nice to a certain point, but when people charge 1500$ for a hat it just seems stupid.[/QUOTE] Already did.

You craft a Mysterious Flamethrower from all this random junk that keeps count of after burn kills and once you get enough kills you get an item. The community collects enough of these items W+M1ing and we get a okay reward. However, there's a secret counter to the flamethrower that counts airblast kills that is tracked on a secret website that will go public with enough kills giving us something like the Meet the Pyro! I'm speculating....maybe I should just play TF2 instead...

[QUOTE=DyingAce;36420509]You craft a Mysterious Flamethrower from all this random junk that keeps count of after burn kills and once you get enough kills you get an item. The community collects enough of these items W+M1ing and we get a okay reward. However, there's a secret counter to the flamethrower that counts airblast kills that is tracked on a secret website that will go public with enough kills giving us something like the Meet the Pyro! I'm speculating....maybe I should just play TF2 instead...[/QUOTE] That's a pretty fucking terrible idea.

I just can't wait until the update hits :rainbows:

[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36420276]Which is why i said 99%. I haven't seen an unusual in a regular server for ages.[/QUOTE] I see them all the time, even if I go on Valve servers. They're a dime a dozen these days, figuratively speaking.

I don't know... This might be the end all of updates, but I'm just not feeling it. Something threw off my trust in these things when the Christmas update was pretty much pay to participate.

[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;36420324]There was a better quality one I remember but yeh[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/zRwYO.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Garbor 0.1;36420374]Already did.[/QUOTE] I hope you realize, I think a burning team captain is ugly as shit. I actually play the game and do rather decent, thanks for stereotyping tho.

There's a gigaton of new info out all of a sudden. I remember someone saying there's hints leading to the word "GRAY" Does this mean there's a Gray team? I guess that could be the Tobors. And they also mentioned someone named Grayford Mann. Perhaps Grayford made Redmond and Blutarch hate each other so it would be easier for him to make them fight then take them on himself. That could be one evil individual to make them both hate each other. Maybe at one point he realized they would never die so he decided to use an army of TOBORS to take over the world and kill them both, and then become the richest man alive / rule the world.

[QUOTE=Suttles;36420624]I hope you realize, I think a burning team captain is ugly as shit. I actually play the game and do rather decent, thanks for stereotyping tho.[/QUOTE] I already played with you a shitload of times.