Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=MacD11;36248738]before we start talking about penises or some other shit.[/QUOTE] TF2 General Chat v2

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;36248898]Maybe we could keep Team fortress 2, But give it a major upgrade engine wise. It'll be the exact same Team Fortress 2. But more up to date. More Stable, Better graphics, More detailed hats, etc etc. Get what i mean?[/QUOTE] Optimizing you mean? Maybe later down the road once the other members get tired of working on Dota2 or CS:GO stuff, but right now the best we'll get is LODs for weapons if we're lucky

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;36248898]Maybe we could keep Team fortress 2, But give it a major upgrade engine wise. It'll be the exact same Team Fortress 2. But more up to date. More Stable, Better graphics, More detailed hats, etc etc. Get what i mean?[/QUOTE] Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Counter-Strike get updated to a more recent Source engine, in the past?

I just noticed that the Futuristic 'Future Hat' of the Future's description says "finest pony-leather" Oh boy.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36249309]You would really make a great table, because tables can't speak.[/QUOTE] "Hahahah, Cowa! You're a table because your title says so!". Grow the fuck up, it's a title and it's not funny anymore.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36248513]We need more invisibility watches it's literally been years[/QUOTE] I meant to agree, and Dr. G watch? This: [url]http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2008/10/21/oracle_watch2.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36248513]We need more invisibility watches it's literally been years[/QUOTE] Stickybomb launchers pls.

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;36249337]"Hahahah, Cowa! You're a table because your title says so!". Grow the fuck up, it's a title and it's not funny anymore.[/QUOTE] you are starting to be worse than sethcaron.... actually no you are way more annoying

[QUOTE=alexdom;36249356]you are starting to be worse than sethcaron.... actually no you are way more annoying[/QUOTE] Seth at least seemed to be a fan of all of the tf2 updates, and since I have pageking I might as well post content I just realized, there are sounds labeled [quote]"sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01. wav" "sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02. wav" "sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03. wav" "sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04. wav" "sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01 .wav " "sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02 .wav " "sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03 .wav " "sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04 .wav " "sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav" "sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav"[/quote] and in Foundry, the pictures STRONGLY resemble those classes [IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQi7cyD4wbjoijtY3l_ojzjt9yapTLrQV3f3xq3LVM3ALgrO-OnCBO-AFJrHg[/IMG]

Actually what I would prefer more than stickybomb launchers or invis watches is some genuinely new weapons, like the sandvich was, or the wrangler, or the flare gun. Last time I recall we got anything close to that was when they gave the soldier the bison. Short circuit too maybe.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36249460]Oh, sorry. Would you rather be a chair?[/QUOTE] That'd do, yeah.

Can I sit on you?

Be my guest.

Yup, those are the 2 most recent weapon types; lasergun and short circuit. However, I think that new weapon variants are something that should get in the game; we still only have a single SMG, but 3 back shields.

[QUOTE=Eriorguez;36249510]Yup, those are the 2 most recent weapon types; lasergun and short circuit. However, I think that new weapon variants are something that should get in the game; we still only have a single SMG, but 3 back shields.[/QUOTE] To be more accurate, 2 shields, 1 back item. One of the shields only adds health anyway instead of doing anything back-orientated anyway.

Major update speculation V3: eyeing that bottle of painkiller.

[QUOTE=emmens;36249589]Major update speculation V3: eyeing that bottle of painkiller.[/QUOTE] Max Payne 3 promos confirmed!

[QUOTE=Spagetto;36249490]Can I sit on you?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;FKeQpeDkoGc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc[/video]

[QUOTE=Justnobody;36249720][video=youtube;FKeQpeDkoGc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc[/video][/QUOTE] Is it bad that I instantly recognised John Cleese and Graham Chapman on the blurry thumbnail after seeing it just one second? I've been watching too much Monty Python :v:

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36249309]You would really make a great table, because tables can't speak.[/QUOTE] that was the dumbest joke like ever

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36249810]I have never even watched Monty Python that much and I still recognised John Cleese instantly, so no, it's not bad.[/QUOTE] He's very recognisable, in voice and physical appearence. The same thing happens to me when I hear or see Eric Idle or any Python in general, I saw the entire Flying Circus to practice British English listening and I'd recognise them everywhere. Yet I didn't recognized him at first when watching Harry Potter. When I noticed the half-decapitated ghost was him I was like "HOLY SHIT!" :v:

I suggest a new scheme Instead of waiting for an update and talking about new info we won't get what about we talk about old info

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36249980]I suggest a new scheme Instead of waiting for an update and talking about new info we won't get what about we talk about old info[/QUOTE] The other day I was watching meet the sniper and I saw something odd, have you noticed that the pyro's holding some weird new gun in there? It's like red and has a big black sight. I don't see how it would work as a shotgun though...

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36249974]Holy shit, that was him? What the Christ?[/QUOTE] Yes, that was him: [url]http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0001006/[/url] I was as surprised as you are when I found out

what if tonight we get those grordbort item ? i just got drowned in a rainbow ocean

There were six new pages of posts... ...something awesome must have happened, right?

[QUOTE=01271;36250022]The other day I was watching meet the sniper and I saw something odd, have you noticed that the pyro's holding some weird new gun in there? It's like red and has a big black sight. I don't see how it would work as a shotgun though...[/QUOTE] i dont see any weird weapons all i see is a flaregun yeah but nothing else

[QUOTE=alexdom;36250118]i dont see any weird weapons[/QUOTE] (it's a flaregun) (it was in MTS before it got released/announced this is the guys interpretation of "old news")

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36250160](it's a flaregun) (it was in MTS before it got released/announced this is the guys interpretation of "old news")[/QUOTE] oh i understand now , sorry about that

[QUOTE=dageek;36250108]There were six new pages of posts... ...something awesome must have happened, right?[/QUOTE] They posted an April's Fools Joke hahahahaha the Sniper throwing piss at people that'll never happen nope, never no chance