Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

It's all just one giant conspiracy...or a joke on which case not the funniest joke to be saying "HEY I KNOW THINGS" than heckle us

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36265690]I didn't realize he also coined Spy seeing enemy's health and Engineer being able to move buildings. It's kind of funny how much they've borrowed from that guy. He does have a community equalizer... but still.[/QUOTE] I dunno, a lot of what he suggested was also suggested by many people(spys stealing identies/not losing disguise was very popular before the SvsS update)

[QUOTE=UnrealCanine;36265970]I dunno, a lot of what he suggested was also suggested by many people(spys stealing identies/not losing disguise was very popular before the SvsS update)[/QUOTE] A lot of what he suggested may have been popular, but he posted all of those in 2008 -- even before the Pyro update. At the very least, he's ahead of the curb.

[video=youtube;fUjGUWo4HrU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjGUWo4HrU[/video]

Just to add onto the salvaged crate predictions: [code] -PDA -Tomislav -Spycicle -Grordbort wep -gimmick/useless/filler wep -Or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item![/code] orrrr better yet, enrage two birds with one stone [code] Grordbort Laser Future Crate of Science! -Righteous Bison -Cow Mangler -Phlog -Manmelter -Pomson -Or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item (of SCIENCE!)[/code] Either way, I'd be pissed if the strange Mangler got into a salvaged crate.

[QUOTE=TheFishyG;36266279]Just to add onto the salvaged crate predictions: [code] -PDA -Tomislav -Spycicle -Grordbort wep -gimmick/useless/filler wep -Or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item![/code] orrrr better yet, enrage two birds with one stone [code] Grordbort Laser Future Crate of Science! -Righteous Bison -Cow Mangler -Phlog -Manmelter -Pomson -Or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item (of SCIENCE!)[/code] Either way, I'd be pissed if the strange Mangler got into a salvaged crate.[/QUOTE] Special science unusual effects.

Crate 50 - Frying Pan - Original - Short-Circuit - Phlog - Sun on a Stick

[QUOTE=Jetamo;36266302]Special science unusual effects.[/QUOTE] [code] Now Introducing: Laser Unusual Effect[/code] Though a Death Fizzle Unusual Effect would be pretty rad.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36266307]Crate 50 - Frying Pan - Original - Short-Circuit - Phlog - Sun on a Stick[/QUOTE] Isn't the frying pan reskin promo item? And a still active one, at that?

Crate 50: -Original -Sandvich -Homewrecker -Short Circuit -Postal Pummeller -Or an Exceedingly Rare Special Item! (They might have a Fan-o-war or a Force-a-nature too.)

If it's a salvaged crate, expect it to have most used weapons like tomislav, spycicle, probably PDA and bonk, and homewrecker or something

Crate 50 will contain weapons which are hard to get kills with (like the Chargin' Targe, Short Circuit, and Fan o' War) which will be special stranges with different ranks. (like the Mantreads)

the Targe was one of the first stranges they ever added

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36266867]the Targe was one of the first stranges they ever added[/QUOTE] Yes, but this would be a [I]Special Strange[/I] (Wooo) that gets you a rank with every kill.:downs:

[QUOTE=testinglol;36256387]Seth gone for 1 month party[/QUOTE] D͈̣̝̳̝̬͚̅̓ͩ̊̆̾̊ͤ͟ͅi͈̯̠̱̻̜͐̓ͭ͗ͨ͂͜d͔̹͍̩̯̤̪̟́̇͢ ̧̦̳̩̝̪̪̎ͭ̀I̴̴͓̳̱ͧ̍̈́͗ ̨̞̟͈̞͉̖̙ͣͨ̿̿ͥ͂m̯̆ͬ̃ͮ̒͋͆͗̚i̷̦̭̝͈̻̭̖̘ͥ̇ͧ͢ͅs̛͉̞̳̱̘̳͈̖̋͠͠s̠̖̩͕̞ͫ͑ͩ̆ͦ͊̎͌͢͡ ̮̭̯̠̻̩͈̍̆̊͌͊͒͒͌͝ẗ̹͖̖̫̲̰̳̼̐̄͑̆̆̋ͦ̓͟͞h̷̺̜̭͓ͫ̑ͩ̆ͪ̅̓́͜ȩ̼̣͗̍͞͝ ̭̼̼̰̮̟͎̖̤̐̈́́ͭ́͘p̗͖͗̈̂a̸̼̦̯̪̼ͣ̓ͫ̓͐̆ͅȑ̟̤̥̞̼͓ͮͧ̇͡t̞̘̯̠͍̹̑̾̀́̎y̳͓̤͛̈́̽̎́̕͡ ̟̙̙̥̖̳͙ͨ̀̈̆͘ͅ?̰͚̘̪̞̪ͣ̍̀͞ ̗̫̲͈̺͉͕̔͗ͣͫ͢ ̴̼͙̦͙̠͖̃̐ͨ͑͒̑ͮ̚͜ I̸̩̪̟̙͓̤͙̳ͪ͢͠ ̴͙͉ͯͭ͘Ȃ̀̍̄̄ͭ́͏͓̼̖͙͉̙̭M͓̙̲̪̝͓̅̀͡ ̡͉̹͉͍͓̱ͮ̉̄̓ͭͤͧY̞̫͌̋ͮͬ̀Ǫ̢̮͈̪̝̦͚͖͉̓̓̀ͯ̇͜U̶̖̩͎͓̗̎̓̆̓͋R̢̧̖̜͎͆ͭ͊̍̔͟ ̵̙͇̦ͩͮ̕͠R̰̱̭̫͖͎̫̹̙̃ͧͦͯ̀͘Ŭ̴̳͕͋ͭ͋̂͗͘Ḽ̥͔́͒̀͘͜ͅĘ͈̰͕͚̻ͫ͜R̼̻̞̳ͣ̐ ̭̬̜̙̪̗͓͔̖̂̈̕Y̸̠̲̩͎̺̞̓ͯ̔ͨ̏͡O͕̙̞͓ͣͩ͘͠U̧̘̗̦̠͖̜ͮͧ̏̏̽͋R̈́̄̈́̀҉̗̠ ̸̛͍ͤ̐͠M̨̦̞͕̟̰͛͑ͨ̆͜͢Ȧ͉̮̲̭̠̝̮͋͝ͅS̴̺͔͇̲̩͔̣ͥ̽ͣͪͫ̐̆̾͝Tͦ̂̆̽̏ͥ̈̾̕͏̲̥̻͓̜̻̲Ě̶̻̖̝̩̪̘̺́̑̾̈́͠R̶̨̊̄͏̞͔̗̞͈ ̛̭̭̤̬͈̲͕̬͔ͨ͗͂ͥY̛̟̳̣̹ͯ͗ͣ͆͗͛ͬ̈̊Ȍ̧̡̬̼͙̰ͥ̍̊͒ͭU̢̻̥͔͓ͨ̏̚R̞̠͙̖̣̘̰̩ͩ͋͘ ͕͇̖͕̫͈̩͑̈́̑̍͊ͤ͗̚Ç̤̖̯̇̓͌̍̀̊ͮͯO̴̢̙͈̫̳̩͒̍͋ͭN̺̣̝̪͈͆ͥ͂̎Ṭ̸͙̩̙̹̬̀̋̒R̡̦͍̠̥͇̮̒ͬ͜O͍͙̻͂͒ͫ̏ͪͩ͢͝Ļ̶̯̖̼̮̮͂ͭ̔̍L̉ͧ̐͐ͨ͝͏̯̮̪̫̺̻E̮̭̬̼̺ͦ̈́̽́͜Ṟ̵͉̘̭̯̑̓ͮ̈́̆͐̀ ̓̈҉͉̤̪A̸̡͚͙ͨ̅͐̃̒͆̑͒̅N̹̾̐ͩD̺̱̹͖̖͔̗͙ͪͩ͆̓̌́͢ͅ ͥ̾͐ͨ̃̇͂ͪ͏̬̞̞̺̦̳͉͈I̸͙̭̣̹̻̗̩͒ͥ̔͐̏̄ ̷̧̯̣͙͎̺ͥW̰̯͍͚͍̞͉͋̍͋ͦ̓͌̚I̵̦̺̒̊͒̊̽̈͑̌́ͅL̶̙͙̹̝̠̏̿̍̓̏̎͒ͫL̼̗̼̤̦̩̹̏̿ͬͬ̕ ̩̳͕̝͚̠̩͕̟̈́́̅̆̋̍̏ͬ͆Ḫ̟̰̜̤̍̄͑̆͌͒Ạ̩̪̉R̵̫̰͕̦̪̼͔̂̐̂͋̓́ͩ̒̚Ṃ̠̖͕̇̈́͜ ̞̫̲̱̳͍̫̈ͦͮͬ̈́ͤ̚͟͡Ẏ̶̳̘͍̬͕͈͔̘͇̆̓Ò̸͍̙̾͂ͬ̈́́̑̏Ū͎̤̳̦̫̬̼̱̮̿̽͆͊ͩ̋͌̃̀͟ ̳͉̭͍̫̻͇̥ͨͪ͋͡͞V͇̟͇̪̤͐̓ͨ͘E̢͙̪̰͎̰ͯͦ̀͊́̐͐R̘̐̓͛͆̀̈́̽̈́̓̕͡Ỹ̶̡̛̥̱̥̲̄̍ͣͮ ̴̱͔͙̪͇̌̔̋̏͞Ḇ͈̯̟ͧ̒A̧̧͎̟͍͇̝̘̦ͣ͗͢Ḑ̐ͣ̏͗ͤͤ̏͌͏̱͕̖͙̹L̞͇̻͊̋̿͘͞Y̡͎͕̘̰̤̬̘͉ͫͬ ̮͚̽B̢̡̡͙̯̱̩̩̫̣ͧE̷͓̫̬̺ͪͬC̛̤͉̹ͧ̔͐̓͒̓̋̊ͪA̡̠̝̘̠̦̪̠̐ͯ͒̅̿ͅÜ̧͇͔͍̈́̑̉͛̑ͮͥS̏ͣͮ̀͏̱̪̣̖͕̤̻͙E̷̖̣̭̦͉͇ͩͥ̂ͥ͂͆ͥ̊̕ ̱̞̪͇͂̉̑͌̅ͨ͞I̟̻̤̝̮̭̘ͫ̒͆͂̒̽ͣ͗̀ ̵̯̦̻ͨ̒͌ͩ̒̌Ả̸̢̺̙̙̯͌̉̊͗̿M̸̰̥̲̞̝̫̼ͬ̀͑͗̓̊̿ ͗̓̓ͩ̈́҉̗̱͔̱̪͇́Z̡̳̤̭̫̒̍͒ͮͯ̎ͦͭ̈́a͕͍͕̟̤̬̺̎̋̃̉̈ͪͩ̚̕L̶͎͐͑ͪ̌ͬg̾̽̔̈́̉͆̇̚҉̡̯͔̺͓̩̠̰ͅƠ̤͈̟̼̪͒͛ͩ͂̂̒̒̕.̟̞̭̓͊̀̋̇̿̽̚ [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick Account" - Terrenteller))[/highlight]

Crate 50: - Dalokohs bar - Ali Baba's Wee Booties - Gunboats - Mantreads - Cozy Camper - Strange Part: Arrows lit on fire - Strange Part: Enemies turned into golden statues - Sarge's Sensible Haircut

Are you guys desperate enough for content that you start to speculate on [I]crates[/I] wow.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36266307]Crate 50 - Frying Pan - Original - Short-Circuit - Phlog - Sun on a Stick[/QUOTE] You're forgetting something. Strange Sandvich.

[QUOTE=TeH StAlKs;36266916]saftrhyutymr [/QUOTE] what're you doing

Hmm. Idea. The Quack Pack. A set of items that all disproportionately benefit the Medic more than the people he's healing.

did seth seriously make an alt to post that amazingly witty comeback? Yikes... [editline]10th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Scarabix;36266963]Are you guys desperate enough for content that you start to speculate on [I]crates[/I] wow.[/QUOTE] it's even funnier because we have legit stuff we've been shown to speculate on like what is this reward for MvM? What does it do, and why is there a second one that seems to be more of a random drop item?

[QUOTE=AbrahamLincoln;36266928]Crate 50: - Dalokohs bar [B]- Ali Baba's Wee Booties[/B] - Gunboats - Mantreads - Cozy Camper - Strange Part: Arrows lit on fire - Strange Part: Enemies turned into golden statues - Sarge's Sensible Haircut[/QUOTE] Amplitude of turning while charging, sounds legit. Hale's Own wee booties, 10,000º turned while charging,

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36267016]did seth seriously make an alt to post that amazingly witty comeback? Yikes... [editline]10th June 2012[/editline] it's even funnier because we have legit stuff we've been shown to speculate on like what is this reward for MvM? What does it do, and why is there a second one that seems to be more of a random drop item?[/QUOTE] The random drop might be one of the powerup type things

[QUOTE=Kaze1;36267029]Hale's Own wee booties[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imm.io/sbm4.jpeg[/IMG]

I wonder when the BLU Conundrum promo badge will be fixed, and the Quadwrangler made paintable. Both were apparently being worked on, but a major update might shove that to the backburner for now

Behold. My greatest fear relating to TF2 right now. [img]http://i.imgur.com/gKNdZ.jpg[/img]

That post is so Grimhound it's not even funny.

if anything I do hope for a strange righteous bison even if it's not in the salvaged crate

Not sure if this has been posted. [url]http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/06/09/neal-stephensons-making-a-game-called-clang/[/url] 3 minute mark on the first video.

I don't know if there's anything new, maybe I would if it didn't take so damn long to load