Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

I just realized something: The Quick-Fix is DOTA2. I want so badly to enjoy it, but I can't. [I]I just can't.[/I] No matter how many times I try playing with it, no matter how open a mind I have going into it, no matter how different an environment I put myself in, the outcome is always the same: there is absolutely nothing I can appreciate about it and I end up playing poorly and everyone gets angry and yells at me.

I'm in an interesting spot with Dota because it bores me to death, but I've taken the time to be informed about the mechanics, the heroes and basically know lots of stuff about the game. But I just can't be bothered to actually play it. I played it a lot for maybe three days, and I just kind of stopped and haven't gone back. I couldn't get comfortable with the "flow" of the game

I just had an idea about what the Mule Molester will be like. It is a damaging airblast with slightly less horizontal push, and an alt fire that minicrits and has more reach with more knockback. I claim this pageking in the name of CROWNS [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xEn7XAZiLvk/T3jCxCYopyI/AAAAAAAAGXw/QQizR45gQEA/s1600/Crown_of_Bahrain.png[/img]

Tonight's the night: people who are interested in comics edition.

[QUOTE=-=NARH=-;36287142]I just had an idea about what the Mule Molester will be like. It is a damaging airblast with slightly less horizontal push, and an alt fire that minicrits and has more reach with more knockback.[/QUOTE] The day they gave Scout airblast would be the day I retired from TF2 indefinitely.

My erect phallace is leaning to the right as opposed to the left. Tonight is the night

I can't play Dota 2 beause there is way too much to learn about it. It's just the opposite of a game to me.

Item server went down for a while again... Zero thread activity detected.

[QUOTE=thecuntsman;36287180]Tonight's the night: people who are interested in comics edition.[/QUOTE] I want to believe.

I do hope the Anti-Deathray's uber is similar to the battalion mixed with a little bit of the conch. Let's hope we get something like a comic this week. It's been a while since we got a comic with Saxton Hale.

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36287329]I can't play Dota 2 beause there is way too much to learn about it. It's just the opposite of a game to me.[/QUOTE] I can't play dota 2 because my computer is terrible HUERR HUERR HUERR [sp] :( [/sp]

I'm too lazy to learn how to play Dota 2.

Wow, I think apple actually thinks of Game Center as a real competitor to steam o_o

[QUOTE=dageek;36287743]Wow, I think apple actually thinks of Game Center as a real competitor to steam o_o[/QUOTE] So implies Origin.

i had a dream that an unlockable SMG came out and it was balanced then i realised valve likes sheilds and piss more than the sniper's stock loadout ;-;

Well. Guess we might as well get the ball rolling [video=youtube;s6re-yRPKsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6re-yRPKsM[/video]

Schema stuff are back. Item server was down because of it. And they didn't delete them this time. *hint*

And I have not the slightest interest in learning how to play Dota 2.

[QUOTE=testinglol;36287979]Schema stuff are back. Item server was down because of it. And they didn't delete them this time. *hint*[/QUOTE] [img]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1005/tobor.png[/img] [b]IT BEGINS.[/b]

its not the time to talk about dota2 ! Did anyone else checked the item shema ?

This is getting interesting.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqlTUe_Unc[/media]

SOMEONE CALL SUPER_NED QUICK

the plot thickens

Ned said he would be busy today, im pretty sure. So no super ned, confirmed update though because hes gone.

Just checked the schema myself. They have "MvM Completion Reward" under the "Origin" section. Soon, brothers.

ned is afk. told him first. been minutes, he didnt answer. im scared that he had a heart attack. robots are cool

[QUOTE=testinglol;36288183]ned is afk. told him first. been minutes, he didnt answer. im scared that he had a heart attack. robots are cool[/QUOTE] rip ned_ballad we will have a proper funeral for him with robots

[QUOTE=testinglol;36288183]ned is afk. told him first. been minutes, he didnt answer. im scared that he had a heart attack. robots are cool[/QUOTE] Yes, ned said yesterday he's going to be busy today, and when he's not around here, interesting stuff always happens. Your sacrifice will not be in vain dear ned.

[QUOTE=MacD11;36288221]rip ned_ballad we will have a proper funeral for him with robots[/QUOTE] With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Abandon thread to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed forum you have created.