Major Update Speculation Thread V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always - Games

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36289425]hey, I was in the pool. No worries here[/QUOTE] Thank god the thread is saved

as I say that though, I am leaving in about 20 minutes and will be gone for like 2 hours.

[QUOTE=SLBros.;36289387]I'm telling the obivious but your video is based on Sex Robot. Sex Robot. Sexy Robot. Go and ask him everything he knows[/QUOTE] I tried, all he says is to stop looking at his porn tapes.

[QUOTE=Jetamo;36289512]I tried, all he says is to stop looking at his porn tapes.[/QUOTE] QUICK, SOMEONE GET A COPY OF SEXY ROBOT'S PORN FOLDER I HAVE A FEELING THERE IS AN UPDATE HINT HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THERE [sp]AND ALSO SOME SWEET, SWEET PONY ASS[/sp]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36289474]as I say that though, I am leaving in about 20 minutes and will be gone for like 2 hours.[/QUOTE] I knew it! You're the guy that presses the big red "UPDATE!" buzzer at Valve.

going to dentist now....something best have happened when I get back

Okay I just got here, 134 new posts? Can I be confirmed that the only hint that was recently received in the past 134 posts is the re-addition of the MvM medals in the schema 2 hours ago?

[QUOTE=royaldanney;36289561]I knew it! You're the guy that presses the big red "UPDATE!" buzzer at Valve.[/QUOTE] hey, if Valve wants to put my symposium on an education point and click open source engine I helped make in TF2, then by all means.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;36289584]Okay I just got here, 134 new posts? Can I be confirmed that the only hint that was recently received in the past 134 posts is the re-addition of the MvM medals in the schema 2 hours ago?[/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36289544]QUICK, SOMEONE GET A COPY OF SEXY ROBOT'S PORN FOLDER I HAVE A FEELING THERE IS AN UPDATE HINT HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THERE [sp]AND ALSO SOME SWEET, SWEET PONY ASS[/sp][/QUOTE] OH GOD DON'T MIX THEM THE WRONG THING MIGHT GET INTO THE WRONG GAME

It'd be worse than MLP 40K if that happened, and that's BAD mmmkay.

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36287125]I'm in an interesting spot with Dota because it bores me to death, but I've taken the time to be informed about the mechanics, the heroes and basically know lots of stuff about the game. But I just can't be bothered to actually play it. I played it a lot for maybe three days, and I just kind of stopped and haven't gone back. I couldn't get comfortable with the "flow" of the game[/QUOTE] I used to be in that spot when I first got into the beta. It was just so damn hard to learn all of the items, their stats, how to play each hero, each hero's abilities, what attributes do, warding, etc. so I took a long break of ~ 3 months. I came back to it, got addicted, learned everything I needed to know, and started to play better. (Also once you start playing well, the game's fun factor soars through the roof. I've never played a game that was as fun and satisfying.) The barrier of entry, though, is what keeps new players from enjoying it, [URL=http://www.philminkler.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/680ca_mItI2.png]and this pretty much sums up the community's attitude to new players.[/URL]

update soon, eric told me

UPDATE IS COMING, HLDS SAID SO EDIT: Ninja'd

shit son rainbows gonna crash soon..

wait WAIT WHAT

[QUOTE]We're working on a mandatory update for TF2. We should have it ready soon. -Eric[/QUOTE] (it's late but eh, actual contents of email)

i told you

this is good, very good. very very very good Almost too good. good? Oh god it's good good god it's good.

Bug fixes promos maybe a workshop item that's it

ah good I just got my internet back today after a 2 week absence so the update came perfectly

It will be something minor. I only say this because this creates a win-win scenario. Either I am right and get to bask in the glory of my correctitude, or I am wrong and there will be much joy.

How can we expect something big after more than a half a year of disappointment?

[QUOTE=AlfieGroove;36289993]update soon, eric told me[/QUOTE] And update!? For TF2!? After all the fake stuff? And the waiting!? [video=youtube;ztVMib1T4T4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/video]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;36290098]How can we expect something big after more than a half a year of disappointment?[/QUOTE] Because half a year of dissapointment.

[QUOTE=HerSilverHammer;36290060]Bug fixes promos maybe a workshop item that's it[/QUOTE] But didn't people say there was going to be a nice update tonight? With comics and weapons and joy? If I got excited for nothing, I'm going to be upset. :|

[QUOTE=EulerMcE;36290072]It will be something minor. I only say this because this creates a win-win scenario. Either I am right and get to bask in the glory of my correctitude, or I am wrong and there will be much joy.[/QUOTE] These past six months have been my own personal dojo of training against crushing disappointment. I can now smash a cinder block in half with my heightened sense of cautious cynicism.

[QUOTE=HerSilverHammer;36290060]Bug fixes promos maybe a workshop item that's it[/QUOTE] But they usually come at thursdays! this isn't thursday, is it?

An update on monday. What is this sorcery.

pants jizz